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Man Broke Up With His Woman Because She Snores Alot While Sleeping by ty4real123: 11:03am On Mar 18, 2019
is snore enough reason or an excuse for a man to have broken up relationship with his wife?
for your information, women don’t snore;
they snuffle, making cute little sounds while
sleeping, even if it does sound like a lawn
mower.
So you’re looking for the perfect woman, are
you? One that doesn't urinate, defecate,
flatulate, expectorate, or suffer from any of
the normal body functions that shatter the
illusion that you’re living in an advertisement
in a men’s magazine.

But, since ALL women do the very same “yucky” things that men do, you’ll have to settle on living with a Lingerie
mannequin or a blow up doll. Because no woman can live up to your lofty expectations of her to be immaculate.

So yeah, break up with her. And let her find a
man who accepts her snoring.
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Re: Man Broke Up With His Woman Because She Snores Alot While Sleeping by greatnaija01: 11:07am On Mar 18, 2019
Marriage is strictly for the emotionally mature... he could have bought her a SNOREGUARD on jumia or jiji or even imported it and it could have saved the marriage... IT WAS NOT THE SNORING.... HE WAS JUST FED UP WITH HER.... It is easy to get fed up with a woman if she stops adding value to herself

ty4real123:
is snore enough reason or an excuse for a man to have broken up relationship with his wife?
for your information, women don’t snore;
they snuffle, making cute little sounds while
sleeping, even if it does sound like a lawn
mower.
So you’re looking for the perfect woman, are
you? One that doesn't urinate, defecate,
flatulate, expectorate, or suffer from any of
the normal body functions that shatter the
illusion that you’re living in an advertisement
in a men’s magazine.

But, since ALL women do the very same “yucky” things that men do, you’ll have to settle on living with a Lingerie
mannequin or a blow up doll. Because no woman can live up to your lofty expectations of her to be immaculate.

So yeah, break up with her. And let her find a
man who accepts her snoring.
Re: Man Broke Up With His Woman Because She Snores Alot While Sleeping by Nobody: 11:20am On Mar 18, 2019
The man will have other reasons, but seriously snoring may contribute.

Like, u need to wake up n go 2 work earlier in a place like Lagos wen u stay in d mainland n work in d island...the only few hours u av to sleep, som1 keep sounding like a bullion van (sorry, i use dis kinda word), n it starts affecting u to d extent dat u cant even comprehend any longer.

Seriously, it may contribute but i think if its only dat, dey sud av both worked on it...Proper diet cud av even bn enough as a solution.

Nevertheless, i bliv there ar other reasons for d divorce.
Re: Man Broke Up With His Woman Because She Snores Alot While Sleeping by Nobody: 11:40am On Mar 18, 2019
She must be too fat cos na mostly ppl wey over fat dey snore like cow for bed.

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