*Ekene is a house boy who drinks the wine of his boss and adds water 2 cover up.* *His boss was suspicious and decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if u add water just like dettol)* *Unknowingly Ekene drank from d pasties and top it with water as usual.* *Sadly 4 him, immediately the pasties changes colour. When the boss came back and notice it, he told his wife abt it.* *Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay at the kitchen.* *The boss shouted "Ekene!!!"* *Ekene answered.."Yes Sir!"* *Boss.. "who drank the pasties?"* *Ekene: No ans* *The boss ask again, still Ekene didn't answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to meet him.* *Boss:.."Are u insane or Wat? When i called u, u said yes sir,,, but when I ask u a question, u didn't ans me?* *Ekene: "hmmm oga, when u are in the kitchen u dont hear anything except ur name."* *Boss:.." let's try it. Okay go to the bar stand beside madam, while i will stay in the kitchen."* *Ekene at the bar with his madam and his boss in the kitchen.* *Ekene shouted: "Boss!!!"* *Boss: "Yes!"* *Ekene: "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not around?"* *Boss:... No answer* *Ekene ask again, still d boss kept quiet.* *The boss came out from the kitchen shouting.. "Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it is true. when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything except one's name"*. *The wife interrupted, "that's not true. It's a lie".* *Without argument Ekene ask if she will enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.* *Ekene: "Madam!!!"* *Madam:..."Yes!"* *Ekene: .."Who is junior's biological father? Me or boss?"* *Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying ..."This kitchen needs to b checked, I can't hear anything"

Dry leaves everywhere. As stale as grannies breath