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| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Offpoint1: 11:33am On Mar 26, 2019 |
Biglittlelois:Till university? auntie lie small small... 1 Like |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Offpoint1: 11:36am On Mar 26, 2019 |
sparkle7:First time I see someone who reason like, I'm always parents nicknaming sexual organs. They're just like every other part of the body, I hate all those pipi, kokoro nonsense. |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Chukalemon(m): 11:42am On Mar 26, 2019 |
First of all I thought it was God that gave babies and I also think that the come out through the anus but now I know better |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Biglittlelois(f): 11:44am On Mar 26, 2019 |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by gunnersway(m): 11:51am On Mar 26, 2019 |
Seriously I used to think they will kinda cut open the woman's belly and remove the child, then sew her up. I never knew that there was sth called vagina and when I did find out I couldn't believe it cos it was so damn small for a big baby to come out of. My most funny experience when I was small then was this issue called sex, nollywood then didn't help matters at all cos when u see couples having sex in movies they will cover wrapper and be making forward and backward movement. Till the day I tried it at age 16 or so... Didnt even know that that opening was where my D..k was supposed to enter and I was replicating nollywood style. No wonder I didn't enjoy it, I was like is this the crap adults clamor for, that it's not sweet at all. So embarrassing until the day I learnt otherwise, I had to try and I will tell u that it was the sweetest thing to behold. So here we are 1 Like |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Nobody: 11:56am On Mar 26, 2019 |
everything weak me sef me tink say after you go hospital to unzip somehow get the tin out and come home. not even knowing how it got there in the first place. lol ha ha klahhh |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by amjokes(f): 12:03pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
As a child I taught it was through anus  |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Thomthom(m): 12:08pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
OkaNaUbe:Hummmmm |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by KIA51(f): 12:08pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
Then I thought it was from the nevell; and that after delivery, it will seal itself which is the cause of the slight mark we have there.....  1 Like |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Freeman59: 12:09pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
Through the anus and I also thought adults were born as adults big as they are |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by wideawaken01: 12:33pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
From Nyash, cause i thought there is only one hole down there like mine. I never knew there is a better and sweeter hole that serve such purpose... In fact the most powerful hole. |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Respect189: 12:35pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
Guest007:This is the funniest n best thread I have seen this year(from my own view). hahahaha.. I also tot it was from the anus n I argued severally concerning my claim 1 Like |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Lankybaby(f): 12:48pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
when I was at a tender age...i thought a thing line from the chest to the stomach region is the line doctors would trim and cut to bring out the baby and after that they sow it back that makes the line there....but after many years I understood d concept 1 Like |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Leksonrob(m): 12:53pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
King44:you are still not young as at when you have access to internet if you are graduate my now.. |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Nobody: 12:54pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
Mariangeles:u av no idea |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Realist1(m): 12:55pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
As a child I used to form my opinions about pregnancy and child birth and later change it with time if I see it doesn't make sense.I used to think if women hit their stomach against a wall it becomes swollen and a baby will later form inside the stomach.Later it didn't make sense I changed it to after a woman eats so much food the stomach will become so big it will then form a baby in the woman's stomach and if they want to give birth her stomach will be cut with a knife and the baby will be brought out.Then I started thinking if they cut the stomach wouldn't the woman die? That thinking of if they cut her stomach may not be true also.How then? Maybe through the anus. Na wa! I was very inquisitive as a child .I remember how I used to bombard my dad with a lot of questions as a child.I swear I actuallly asked him inquisitively and innocently .Dad how do women give birth? He laughed so hard and never told me.I think I was between 4-7 years old then. 1 Like |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Saintefe1(m): 12:57pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
Thought d tummy was cut open and d baby brought out, it was later I got to know dat d name of dat process is known as c.s |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by EdiAbali: 1:01pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
EmmyKOD Integrated science is for Junior secondary school but at my JSS I was already reading Biology key points, my brother gave me his biology key point, I read and loved it then started buying them. I had different kind of biology key points, Biology is the only subject I understand very well till today 1 Like |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by machiti(m): 1:43pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
ThothHermes:. you've made my day with dat ur new discovery |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Tomarak: 1:46pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
Same here, thought it's from anus until a friend told me is from V. I didn't believe her, had to confirm at home..[Qquote author=EdiAbali post=76901380]I thought it's from the Anus. I didn't know until my JSS when I read it from Integrated Science Key Points by myself and still doubted it because I thought it's impossible [/quote] |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Malawian(m): 1:56pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
That was how we were having family time in my mum's room and we were discussing an Uncle having a hard time getting male kids. I was in Pry 1 or 2 then and so i asked my mum. How do women even get pregnant? and she told me that "if your pray, God will give you pregnancy". Of-course i believed her because we were 8 kids in number and my mum can pray for Africa. My mumu been still dey comot from garrage then. 3 Likes |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by penearth(m): 2:10pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
my taught was through the ANUS |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Jesuslvzme(m): 2:11pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
Me me?A don b4 dey born mi ooo |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by akdjr(m): 2:34pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
Me I know say na from pussy. |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by nicepoker101(m): 3:05pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
stupidity:your moniker says it all |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by TessBiwom(f): 3:16pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by phemmyflexxy(m): 3:20pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
I use to think women had only one hole down there, and that's were everything comes out from... |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by LemTech: 3:34pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
I thought is only during prayer cos during church service our pastor then will always pray and also God to give children to those that don't have. I got to know the reality at a later year. Funny! |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by aniyphil: 3:55pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
stupidity: LOOOOOOOOL . . . |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Nobody: 4:01pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
For me, I think they just go to the hospital and collect the baby  and then they massage the big tummy. |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by uchman80(m): 4:41pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
Lawnray:Funny |
| Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Legendguy(m): 4:43pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
That was how I was arguing foolishly with my friend then the baby came from the anus, I find it hard to believe that baby come ouf from vagina, to me this place is too small for baby to come out |
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