men i still dont get it, jerk chicken, oh well i guess that's a UK slang

Bwoi I've got loads .

Jay bee and madlady have toasted and burned each other

madlady:

whatever.

When did we toast? how did we burn?

Please give me FULL explanation, cross all the t and dot all the i, I need to fully understand , please be clear.

Knowledge is wisdom

don't mind the young fella.
he doesn't know we are connecting on a different level we have left the toasting swagga far far behindbig things. new era

madlady:

whatever.

When did we toast? how did we burn?

Please give me FULL explanation, cross all the t  and dot all the i, I need to fully understand , please be clear.

Knowledge is wisdom

You can never go wrong with Jay bee. He's a cool guy

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madlady:

You guys are too quick for me , i cannot keep up with the double talk .

So what's the conclusion, to toast or not to toast, ladies at work say TOAST, much better than what going on now adays.

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madlady:

You guys are too quick for me , i cannot keep up with the double talk .

So what's the conclusion, to toast or not to toast, ladies at work say TOAST, much better than what going on now adays.

taking u out tonite babe

Can I bring my 2 brothers and my work mates, oh and my mum,dad, and the cat.Only jesting

madlady:

Can I bring my 2 brothers and my work mates, oh and my mum,dad, and the cat.Only jesting

I am willing to accomodate 

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madlady:

jay bee why, why not bring back the good old days.

what will the good old days do to ya? you know the more the lyrics the more tendency for lies to be submerged in the talk as we tell you what you lot want to hear.
Real?serious men just go straight to the point as once again peeps don't waste valuable time dis days

madlady:

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Whatttttttttttttttttttttttt.

OK so your not for turning , but taking time getting to the point adds to the fun, even the beast in the fields play.

serious peeps don't mess about is either you want it or not. you know when one is on the wrong side of 20's it's always (well most times) all about settling down so we don't want anyone that still think it's all fun/play.

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madlady:

How do you find out the nature of the man/women if no preamble/courtship which is what REAL TOASTING was about, I think, anyway the genie is out of the bottle but they kind of still do it amongst my mothers kinfolk.

we still do all that but in a more refined way. Just not the so called official toasting.
we are still cool with 'em candle lit dinners, late night movies, bla bla all which are great avenues used for getting to know each other properly. Ya with me?

na wa o for Jaybee and Madlady

@Topic
you walk up to the gurl, and the convo goes like this

Toaster: hey my choco milo, whts ur name?
toastee: hi, durrella, dont call me choco milo, my name is Diana

Toaster: how do you do Diana? my grandmas names used to be Diana before her journey to Oklahoma
Toastee: hey i see, your grandma lives in Oklahoma

Toaster: hell, no, Oklahoma = paradise. My grandma is dead. By the way, can i buy you a plate of Isi-ewu?
Toastee: no way, i dont do Isi-ewu, how about some chinese at Eko Hotel & Suites

Toaster: ahn ahn, the levels be say, i no dey eat chinese but im sure they sell some pakistani food at Bugger 4 real at orile
           
after so  much hassles, the babe agrees to the Burger 4 real treat; the following convo ensued (Poster, check the lyrics here)

Toaster: how are you enjoying the burger? ive been looking for the space to pour my heart to you in abundance
              Like i told you earlier, you look like my grandma and ive promised myself that whoever comes close to looking like my grandma is who i'll marry .
Toastee: really?
Toaster: yes o, in fact, the moment i set my eyes on you, my mental faculty began some radiation that even physics will not be able to explain. You're the only one that can bring an end to the fiasco in my heart right now, please tell me you love me

@Poster
if you go through this route, im sure u'll take all the gurls in this country (Nairaland inclusive o)

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madlady:

tkb417,

Come on be fair, is that toasting, that would make a deaf man/woman ears bleed.Toasting should just be having a fun way with words.
Oh well I guess you guys would rather spend time doing other things, no double meaning intended.

Your site is avidly followed at my work, you guys just crack us up.

where do you work @ young lady?

madlady:

jay bee I get u.

Do not laugh , the local clinic.

we probably regulate your clinic (NHS or private ?).