One day Peggy Sue was in bed with her lover when her husband came home unexpectedly. She told her lover to get in the corner and she quickly proceeded to rub baby oil all over him and then sprinkle talcum powder on him. "Stay right here and don't move a muscle until I tell you it's ok," she told him. A few minutes later her husband came walking into the room. "What the heck is this in the corner?" he asks her. "Oh that's a new statue I just bought," she replied. "The Smith's have one just like it in their bedroom and I liked it so much I went out and bought one for myself." Nothing more was said about the statue, not even when they finally got ready and went to bed. About 2:00 in the morning, the husband got up and went downstairs and got himself a sandwich and a glass of milk.
When he got back up to the bedroom, he handed the sandwich & milk to the statue and said "Here, you might as well have this. I spent 3 days at the Smith's house and nobody so much as offered me a glass of water.