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The Lagos commuter is exposed to a lot of things.

Hazards if you call them that. It can be interesting and frustrating at the same type but the Lagos commute is never a boring one.

Everyone appears to be in a hurry but what is even more interesting is that, people even have time to bring on their romantic side.

They hope they can “toast their wife” in the bus.

Scooper put together 8 kind of toasters you will get in a Lagos bus.

The Low Voiced One

This one will be the loudest person in the bus.

But once they want to collect your number, the will reduce their voice. People around you, won't know what going on.

His high sounding decibel of the Fat Lady that sings becomes the Church Mouse who is dying of starvation.

The Good Samaritan

He pays your transport fare before the introduction.

This guy tries to serenade you with the nice smile � and continues with his life story before her gets your number.

The Are You Going My Way Type

This toaster is very subtle. He will listen to you tell the conductor where you are going to.

If they are going the same way, they will automatically become Google map even when you don't ask them.

They will notify you when you reach the bus stop and help you cross the road.

And just before you enter bike or take the next turn, they will collect your number.

Voltron

This one might seem a bit romantic coming in as your knight in shining armour when the conductor starts his usual wahala.

He'll be there to defend you so you can let your guard down and then he'll sweep you off your feet with his protectiveness.

Next thing you are thinking 'I like a man who defends a woman'. After settling your issue with the conductor, the next line he'll drop is

"I hope you're not angry" then voila the conversation starts.

Now depending on how smooth He is, forget the relationship might just start before you alight from the bus�

Mr Trying Too Hard

This guy is trying too hard to be sexy and hot.

This ones that licks their lips so the lies would troll off smoothly.

They then raise their brows and squint their eyes trying to look all sexy but really they look like.

The “Just A Little Married" Toaster

A good number of married men in Lagos are only half married. At least when in a bus and trying to get a new prospect. Their wives and children are easily dispensable since they're always ready to die on your matter.

Honestly, they have a really smooth game and never seem to lack numerous side pieces.

They can easily make their rings disappear and become a young jolly man overnight.

The Religious Toaster

This person starts off by giving you a flyer for a church program. Then proceed to asking you about your name, telling you their life story and inviting you to church.

He has the good man / Christian demeanour.

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