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Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by timcurrant(m): 9:32pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
Seriously, why? Have you ever thought about it? What do you have to offer? Maybe you have a great sense of humor, maybe you're gorgeous, maybe you can recite the alphabet backwards, you might be a good listener or maybe you can tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue or perhaps you're rich or just a really nice person Anyone brave enough to answer the question? Why would anyone want to date you? |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by Rocktation(f): 9:56pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
Asides the fact that i'm a bit cynical, which i've discovered is attractive somewhat to guys (atleast the ones i've dated), i put the beauty in beautifulll. But then again, you mightn't believe me since i've got no pic on NL. |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by googles: 10:36pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
Because am "date-able" simples !!! |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by Nobody: 11:11pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
Op googles just answered for us, so delete the thread, Googles what's new |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by Omolola1(f): 11:15pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
its simple, because he liked what he saw~ |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by Nobody: 11:27pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
timcurrant: Because they wanted to date me |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by mamagee3(f): 11:28pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
Ebonyeyes: |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by Nobody: 11:33pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
mama-gee:Aint that the truth? How have you been anyway? Missed your crazy-arsed topics lol |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by mamagee3(f): 11:35pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
Ebonyeyes:I'm okay. . . Plus, edit this comment as soon as possible, my topics aren't crazy or whatever you call it. |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by Nobody: 11:40pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
@topic, maybe cos i can lay the pipe, and am polite? or the other way round |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by Nobody: 11:43pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
mama-gee:Babes you know I mean it in a good way I loffs you really |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by darkman200: 11:46pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
because once you taste darkman, there is no turning back, i am addictive! |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by darkman200: 12:02am On Sep 12, 2010 |
@Ebonyeyes! Are you the fat white chick on your profile if you are then buzz me, i specialize in taking care of fat chicks |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by Nobody: 12:05am On Sep 12, 2010 |
darkman200:Ha, I knew we had blackaphobes in here. My Number is 00112667451. |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by darkman200: 12:16am On Sep 12, 2010 |
Ebonyeyes: oh yes babe! am a proud blackaphobe as you call it, however we will have to get rid of your hanging belly, i don't want to have to battle with that while am trying to get the job done, however why are you giving me fake number now? am a serious darkman sweetie, once you taste me, i become addictive, just one try babe, just one! |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by MOBO444(f): 12:35am On Sep 12, 2010 |
Cute, jolly good fellow and fun to be with,also good in lots of other play sort if you know what i mean. |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by Nobody: 12:51am On Sep 12, 2010 |
darkman200: Im sorry but the belly is part of the blackaphobe package, you either deal with it or bounce out . Thats my number in there somewhere |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by darkman200: 12:56am On Sep 12, 2010 |
Ebonyeyes: ok we will do d o g g y, that way, my cobra will get to work without hinderance so i will have to do permutation and combination with the number you provided to arrive at your real number, oh well! blackaphobes are resilient , i will get to work |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by Nobody: 12:59am On Sep 12, 2010 |
Resilience pays off . Can your wood handle all this jelly? You better be atleast 20inches to handle all this jelly. |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by darkman200: 1:09am On Sep 12, 2010 |
Ebonyeyes: babyyyyy! please dont make me brag, it's not blackphobe-like , just one trial will convince you. I am custom built for you |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by Nobody: 1:11am On Sep 12, 2010 |
darkman200:Sugarpops im just warning you before hand many blackaphobes have gotten lost in the jelly. You gotta be strong, mean and long to conquer this jelly. Are you sure you are? |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by darkman200: 1:23am On Sep 12, 2010 |
I am absolutely sure i can handle this jelly, ain't no ordinary blackaphobe! I am a super blackaphobe |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by Nobody: 3:53am On Sep 12, 2010 |
hmmm, Alright, hop on this ride, you will certainly never forget this jelly. |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by Jaideyone(m): 6:43am On Sep 12, 2010 |
lol blackaphobe |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by Nobody: 6:52am On Sep 12, 2010 |
because im a Father Christmas.I spend fire. |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by Nobody: 7:39am On Sep 12, 2010 |
Ebonyeyes: Ok, once again I'm gonna have to lay it out hot and strong, If that's you in that pic, sorry you don't deserve an inch of dic. Sort your health out!!! ----------- To the OP's question: I'm well known for my honesty. Contrary to what ma fellow bros's think, you don't have to tell a single lie to a woman. Lay it out like that. How she see am she go take, and she'll probably thank you after she's finished throwing the tantrum. |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by Nobody: 8:03am On Sep 12, 2010 |
2buff: Really? Like really? As long as I have BLACKAPHOBES chasing me, this jelly aint going nowhere. |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by daduke2k(m): 8:34am On Sep 12, 2010 |
Lol, hey barbie longie tym .isnt, wel am stil crakin at ur game. Kip it up and dnt tel them u are one héll of beau. Brb hapy sunday yall. oops @op, cos i got everythingy a woman wants in a man. Dats it |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by 1102(m): 12:37pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Cos ive got all what a woman wants in a man and even more, try me and see~ |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by tjskii(f): 1:21pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
cos i'm fly, i put the fab in fabulous,the awe in awesome,the scrump in scrumptilicious, ,bottomline, i is hot like fire |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by 1102(m): 1:42pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by tjskii(f): 2:10pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
like i said earlier idjit,why pray tell are you dogging me all over NL,sheesh |
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