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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 7:42pm On Mar 03, 2020
BankyGee:
The Smart Pupil
A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3.*
The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Grade 4.
I am smarter than my sister & she's in Grade 4".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.
*Principal:* What is 3+3?
*Boy:* 6.
*Principal:* 6+6.
*Boy:* 12.
The boy got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
*Madam:* What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?
*Boy:* Legs.
*Madam:* What is in your trousers that I don't have?
*Boy:* Pockets.
*Madam:* What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
*Boy:* Coconut.
*Madam:* What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge
*Boy:* Bubble gum.
*Madam:* You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
*Boy:* Tent.
*The principal was looking restless*
*Madam:* A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.
*Boy:* Wedding ring.
*Madam:* I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
*Boy:* Nose.
*Madam:* I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
*Boy:* Arrow.
*Principal:* O MY GOD.
*Madam:* What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?
*Boy:* Fork.
*Madam:* What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
*Boy:* Surname.
*Principal:* Ohooo !
*Madam:* What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
*Boy:* Heart.
*Principal:* Eeeeeh ! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam,
"Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!"

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

TO BE CONTINUED
I failed.... my mind don corrupt patapata, i should be sent to grade 1 sef. grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:30pm On Mar 04, 2020
theenchanter:
I failed.... my mind don corrupt patapata, i should be sent to grade 1 sef. grin
Spoilt man grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:35pm On Mar 04, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Temper

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:44pm On Mar 04, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
When I point up, it's bright, when I point down, it's dark.
What am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:14pm On Mar 04, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

A light switch

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Bradiyung(m): 8:14pm On Mar 05, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
refrigerator

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:01pm On Mar 05, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- A Light switch

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:10pm On Mar 05, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
I always have to work with something in my eye.

What am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:29am On Mar 06, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

A Needle

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:54pm On Mar 06, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


N
E
E
D
L
E

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:50pm On Mar 06, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- A needle

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:59pm On Mar 06, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
January - 1017
February - 628
March - 1335
April - 145
May - 1353
June - 1064
July - 1074
August - 186

What is September? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:20pm On Mar 06, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

1999

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Odinakatechboy: 12:12am On Mar 07, 2020
Very funny comedy video.
Corona virus


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a530p7LdrcU

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:19am On Mar 07, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Me, I don't know o

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:16pm On Mar 07, 2020
LAUGH AND GET BETTER

1. One idiot used
''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone, His
China phone rang in the bank today, for
over 1 hour now we're still looking for
cashier and two security men grin
2. And This Nepa will Bring Light Wen
Someone Is sleeping...As If Someone
paid For (MTN) Night Plan. May Sense
Locate U People Today grin
3. Nigerians will go to burial, they'll cry
and still carry away food to their house.
Chai, this world is a set up undecided
4. Some guys can deceive eeh.. They'll
be like: ''Baby, i see my future kids in
your eyes''... Weldone sir chairman of
national population census. Hope you're
seeing golden morn, pampers, school
fees and other baby food on her
forehead too? Am not feeling fine jare undecided
5. Some people are blessed with
wickedness.. How can i beg you for salt
and you tell me your mum has counted
it angry
6. I cried for 2hours when one girl told
me she took 1st in her WAEC result..
Some people can lie ehn cheesy
7. Miss those people in primary school
that use to say ''If i give you one dirty
slap, you'll fly to America''.. Come and
slap me now oooo tongue
8. A scientist wanted to develop a bra
that stops women's breast from
bouncing while running and also another
bra that doesn't show nipples when wet.
but we guys don't panic... We killed the
idiot immediately cool
9. Nigerian Girls love money, I'm telling
you. You'll get angry and tell a Girl, "Go
to hell." She will look at you and be
like... "I don't have transport fare" smiley
10. Someone covered my eyes from my
back and ask me to guess who he was
.....after guessing for 5 mins,i removed
his hands and i saw a mad man......
Bros,comma see temple run ... grin
11. When money is involved, Nigerian
girls will be like , I love his mouth odour
it's so matured lipsrsealed
12. I mistakenly step on a soldier's
boot, when trying to board a taxi..... The
next thing I heard was "are u in
ZAIN".....something was telling to reply
no am in MTN.. No God forbid ooh the
devil won't get me dis 2020 cheesy
13. The hardest thing to find this day is
to see a girl without a boyfriend...
Everywhere is occupied tongue
14. When you build a house let your
wife decorate the ceiling, she has seen
more ceiling designs than you.. Am I
communicating? undecided
15. If you want to be my friend, be my
friend If you want to be my enemy, be
my enemy Stop confusing the thunder
that will strike you cheesy

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:39pm On Mar 07, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- 1999
September is the 19th letter of the alphabet
It has 9 letters
It is the 9th month of the year

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:10pm On Mar 07, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
I am a mountaim at night, a meadow by day.

What am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:33pm On Mar 07, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

A Bed?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Oghuzaface2: 12:27am On Mar 08, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el_2RYC1Je4
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:52pm On Mar 08, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- A Bed

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:03pm On Mar 08, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
I have no voice but can teach you all there is to know. I have spines and hinges but I'm not a door. ONCE I have told you all, I cannot tell you more.
What am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:05pm On Mar 08, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Book

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 6:07am On Mar 09, 2020
Na pu7pl3 be hot cake o. grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:23am On Mar 09, 2020
theenchanter:
Na pu7pl3 be hot cake o. grin

angry angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 12:44pm On Mar 09, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


A book

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:06am On Mar 11, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- A Book

Winners of last riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:28am On Mar 11, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
I am a 5-letter word.
I am usually below you.
Take away my 1st letter, you'll find me above you.
Take away my 1st&2nd letter, you can't see me.

What am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:51am On Mar 11, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

CHAIR

A chair is usually below you, remove the first letter(c) and it becomes HAIR which is above you, remove the first 2 letters (c and h) and it becomes AIR and you can't see air

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:28am On Mar 12, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- A Chair

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:05pm On Mar 12, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
There were three boys who were walking to school. They were all sharing one umbrella.

How is it that none of the boys got wet? undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 11:15pm On Mar 12, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


because its not raining

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