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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:28am On Jun 16, 2020
pu7pl3:


thank you embarassed

Where is BankyGee?


He's resting, after a sumptuous meal of pounded yam and egusi soup
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:58pm On Jun 16, 2020
Ayanfe29:



He's resting, after a sumptuous meal of pounded yam and egusi soup

Did you cook it with love?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:35pm On Jun 16, 2020
pu7pl3:


Did you cook it with love?

Trust me!

Infact, you'd hear his testimony soon
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 6:40pm On Jun 16, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Trust me!

Infact, you'd hear his testimony soon

Nah..you say it yourself grin grin grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:31pm On Jun 16, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Sorry dear, I didn't mean to do that. I thought you called it quits already.
Quits keh? No oh, what God has joined, let no man put assunder undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:35pm On Jun 16, 2020
pu7pl3:


thank you embarassed

Where is BankyGee?
Verily I say unto thee, my Ayanfe has uttered the truth from beneath her heart, if ye fail to believe her, then thy faith in me as thy brother is wavering and needs to be re-kindled cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:36pm On Jun 16, 2020
Ayanfe29:


He's resting, after a sumptuous meal of pounded yam and egusi soup
Thanks queen, I can consume that meal ad lib everyday grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:46pm On Jun 16, 2020
pu7pl3:


Nah..you say it yourself grin grin grin

He's the king of the kingdom na.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:47pm On Jun 16, 2020
BankyGee:

Quits keh? No oh, what God has joined, let no man put assunder undecided

grin grin kiss
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:48pm On Jun 16, 2020
BankyGee:

Thanks queen, I can consume that meal ad lib everyday grin


Lol.... you're welcome
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:19pm On Jun 16, 2020
BankyGee:

Verily I say unto thee, my Ayanfe has uttered the truth from beneath her heart, if ye fail to believe her, then thy faith in me as thy brother is wavering and needs to be re-kindled cool

Ayanfe29:



Lol.... you're welcome

You people should not scare me like that again undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:17pm On Jun 16, 2020
pu7pl3:



You people should not scare me like that again undecided
I won't scare you again grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:27pm On Jun 16, 2020
Answer(s) to Riddle
- Air
- Wind

Winners of last riddle:-
ABCthings!
pu7pl3! (happy mourning cry)
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:36pm On Jun 16, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:39pm On Jun 16, 2020
pu7pl3:




You people should not scare me like that again undecided

Scare you? Like how Biko?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:40pm On Jun 16, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Water

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:09pm On Jun 16, 2020
BankyGee:
Answer(s) to Riddle
- Air
- Wind

Winners of last riddle:-
ABCthings!
pu7pl3! (happy mourning cry)
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*

which one is happy mourning again?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:11pm On Jun 16, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Scare you? Like how Biko?

You your questions are toomuch abeg undecided..ah ah...just be acting oblivious eveytime

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:11pm On Jun 16, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

water

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Falodi(m): 12:31am On Jun 17, 2020
BankyGee:
- Nollywood will not kill me o, NEPA poles inside evil forest?! Maybe the spirits are charging their phones. undecided
- That moment when you're losing in a fight and someone starts shouting: "Leave them, let them fight! My brother, it's either you become The Incredible Hulk or Ussein Bolt. cheesy cheesy cheesy
- MTN are now mean to the extent that when you're not having Airtime or data on your line, they'll start deducting from your battery bars. angry
- Somto was involved in a car crash and was crying, "Oh God! I've lost my hand. Akpors said "Don't behave like a girl, look at that man that lost his head, Is he crying?!" grin cheesy grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:14am On Jun 17, 2020
pu7pl3:


You your questions are toomuch abeg undecided..ah ah...just be acting oblivious eveytime


kikikikiki..... Yes boss....

Boss of all bosses
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:43am On Jun 17, 2020
pu7pl3:

which one is happy mourning again?
I thought you were mourning Nekr0N? grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:54am On Jun 17, 2020
BankyGee:

I thought you were mourning Nekr0N? grin

How can I be happy while I'm mourning? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:11pm On Jun 17, 2020
pu7pl3:

How can I be happy while I'm mourning? undecided
Okay... Sad mourning cry I hope my coursemate find eternal rest...
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:09pm On Jun 17, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Water

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:12pm On Jun 17, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 7:06am On Jun 18, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
leaves

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:24am On Jun 18, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

leaves

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:46am On Jun 18, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Leaves

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:59pm On Jun 18, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Leaves

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
wizi44!
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:02pm On Jun 18, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

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