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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:58pm On Aug 06, 2019 |
male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom. "Where do you think you are going?" she asks. "Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over!" TO BE CONTINUED
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:09pm On Aug 06, 2019 |
- Do you know if Judas Iscariot girlfriend hadn't asked for money he wouldn't have sold Jesus? - Yoruba sugar moms can be very caring, when you moan, they'll be like 'pele omo mi' - Back in primary school, there was nothing as painful as being removed from choreography or cultural dance, e dey pain ehn!! - Oneday, my mom joined me in watching Tom and Jerry, there was a particular scene where a pressing iron fell on Tom making him flat, few seconds later he popped back to normal, my mom jumped up and shouted 'Thank you Jesus'! - My mom just did something and I said, "Mom if I were to be the one that did that now you'll say I don't have sense!" To cut the story short... The Wifi in God's grace Orthopedic Hospital is fast sha.. - My neighbor just bought iPhone of 370k, now he's knocking on my door begging for onions, I told him to go and download it, mtcheeeeeeew... - Garri I just soak now now has quickly turned to Eba. Pls who exactly did we offend in this Nation with this heat? TO BE CONTINUED 2 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:24pm On Aug 06, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle A person with a pale of water on his/her head, walking over a bridge No winners for today! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:38pm On Aug 06, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS If I were in the sun and you were out of it, what would the sun become? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:27pm On Aug 06, 2019 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:28pm On Aug 06, 2019 |
BankyGee: dang it 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:30pm On Aug 06, 2019 |
pu7pl3:
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 9:46pm On Aug 06, 2019 |
BankyGee:sin 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ivyjojo: 10:24pm On Aug 06, 2019 |
ZoeyJ:this joke make sense ooo 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ivyjojo: 10:31pm On Aug 06, 2019 |
Nayo08:hahaha just live the house 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:58pm On Aug 07, 2019 |
- Mommy uncle dashed me 1,000 naira Mom: oya bring it lemme keep it for you. This was how corruption started in Nigeria! - Some Girls are too stingy. How can you be sweeping and use one hand to cover your breasts? No space to even peep - WhatsApp and Facebook is just dry today, some phones have been seized because of waec result - One thing I enjoy doing is separating women's fight. Don't ask why because that is the only time you get to hold any part of their body without them complaining - 1% of infinix phone battery last longer than most men in this thread If I hear pim I go call your name or did u think dat dey did not tell me - After insulting the conductor and calling him all sorts of names then BOOM, you didn't see money in your pocket to pay him. Yawa ooo yawa - Big Breasts Are Only Attractive Inside Bra, Let Them Remove Bra, Walls Of Jericho Will Fall TO BE CONTINUED
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:08pm On Aug 07, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Sin Winners of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! wizi44! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:12pm On Aug 07, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS There are two fathers and two sons in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How is this possible? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:07pm On Aug 07, 2019 |
BankyGee: A son is in the car with his father and his grand father 3generations For your latest infinix ba3 joke......pim 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:28pm On Aug 07, 2019 |
BankyGee:and here he comes... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 9:39pm On Aug 07, 2019 |
BankyGee:the son is with his father and also his father's father is there also. 3 generations 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:27pm On Aug 07, 2019 |
Nayo08:Guy we go fight o
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:30pm On Aug 07, 2019 |
pu7pl3:I no mention name na. But dem tell me sha
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:22pm On Aug 08, 2019 |
BankyGee:wetin I do na 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:37pm On Aug 08, 2019 |
Nayo08:Check your inbox |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:41pm On Aug 08, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Grandfather, Father & Son Winners of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! wizi44! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:47pm On Aug 08, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS I live in my little house all alone. There are no doors or windows, and if I want to go out, I have to break through the wall. What am I |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:12pm On Aug 08, 2019 |
Homework Palaver TEACHER: Have you finished doing my homework? JOHNNY: Have you finished marking my tests? TEACHER: I have other children's test to mark. JOHNNY: I have other teachers' homework to do TO BE CONTINUED
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:30pm On Aug 08, 2019 |
BankyGee:blastodisc 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:54pm On Aug 08, 2019 |
BankyGee: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:55pm On Aug 08, 2019 |
BankyGee:a chick 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:03pm On Aug 08, 2019 |
BankyGee: Any creature in an egg 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Eagleyes(m): 11:43pm On Aug 08, 2019 |
BankyGee: Chick � 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:19am On Aug 09, 2019 |
wizi44:This man
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:07pm On Aug 09, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - A chick in an egg - Any creature in an egg (I love this answer! ) Winners of yesterday's riddle:- Nayo08! pu7pl3! Eagleyes! *Claps, cheers* 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:11pm On Aug 09, 2019 |
pu7pl3:My man! 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:15pm On Aug 09, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS 1 Share
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