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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by cana882(m): 9:27pm On Dec 10, 2019
pu7pl3:


Cos they all have phones undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 7:13am On Dec 11, 2019
Following

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:33am On Dec 11, 2019
Mcuzy:
Following

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:56pm On Dec 11, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Because they all have phones

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
hulk616!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:20pm On Dec 11, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:06pm On Dec 11, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? undecided

to see how long he slept

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 5:00pm On Dec 12, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? undecided
so that he can rule the dream land. Sandman universe

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:13pm On Dec 12, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? undecided

To know how long he slept

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 9:41pm On Dec 12, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? undecided
to know how long he slept

Am back

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:53pm On Dec 12, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- To know how long he slept

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
acegodstime! (welcome back cool)
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:55pm On Dec 12, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:00pm On Dec 12, 2019
3 purses

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:58am On Dec 13, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Only three purses

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 9:14am On Dec 13, 2019
5 purses

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:13pm On Dec 13, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Three purses

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:20pm On Dec 13, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:21pm On Dec 13, 2019
jerrykk:
5 purses
Wrong! Welcome bro! cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:05pm On Dec 13, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
I will answer second
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:18pm On Dec 13, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Love

There is even a movie about it "love don't cost a thing" by nick Cannon

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:23pm On Dec 13, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
love

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 9:43pm On Dec 13, 2019
love

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by maxify(m): 2:16pm On Dec 14, 2019
friendship

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:32pm On Dec 14, 2019
Answer(s) to Riddle
- Love
- Trust
- Friendship
- Respect

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
hulk616!
jerrykk!
maxify! (welcome cool)
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:34pm On Dec 14, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:46pm On Dec 14, 2019
Crack Ya Ribs
- It is only in Africa that parents remove their glasses to hear you clearly shocked
- If a girl refuses to introduce you to her parents, impregnate her, sit back and relax, her parents will introduce themselves to you smiley
- Dating an ugly girl is stressful, everytime she will be like: "baby promise you won't leave me" tongue
- To be a virgin again, text "Close hole" (in CAPS) to 419 - girls only kiss
- You cannot sleep in the night with your small radio on, but you can sleep in the church with 8 blasting speakers?! Its called "Demonic softwork" cool
- Ignoring me won't kill me, even my own brain has ignored me in the exam hall grin
- Whenever I visit a witch doctor, I give him my phone to unlock the password, if he succeeds, then we can now discuss my life problems. undecided
*I'm very serious these days* angry

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:38am On Dec 15, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Your ass?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:00am On Dec 15, 2019
pu7pl3:


Your ass?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:47am On Dec 15, 2019
[quote author=BankyGee post=84920460][/quote]

That's what I got bro grin your fvcking back side

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ovcwality(m): 2:29pm On Dec 15, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
Eyes

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:44pm On Dec 15, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Eyes

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
ovcwality! (welcome cool)
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ovcwality(m): 8:50pm On Dec 15, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Eyes

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
ovcwality! (welcome cool)
*Claps, cheers*
yeah cool
Am ready, bring on more riddles

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 9:13pm On Dec 15, 2019
Ok, lemme follow this thread.

Op, u don get new customer wey won buy ur market sha.

Let's solve some riddles. cool

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