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An Innocent Enquiry by Nobody: 9:25pm On Sep 13, 2010
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by StudioCFR(m): 8:43am On Sep 14, 2010
I nearly laugh
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by Nobody: 8:55am On Sep 14, 2010
Stud if u wan laugh
laugh
and if u no wan laugh
then dont
Mrprsdnt u try o jare
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by ElementG(m): 8:57am On Sep 14, 2010
@poster, nice one jor, i love it grin grin grin
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by StudioCFR(m): 9:43am On Sep 14, 2010
Xina - na my lane i dey oh

Na u be Mr president mouth piece? Leave my Versace Shirt Jor
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by babyme1(f): 10:42am On Sep 14, 2010
Not funny angry
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by StudioCFR(m): 10:51am On Sep 14, 2010
Dry Baby
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by Nobody: 10:52am On Sep 14, 2010
@theatre-se na shirt u wear so
i no fit hold am cos if i hold am e go tear
d highest price na 250.
XIANA U GET!
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by StudioCFR(m): 11:00am On Sep 14, 2010
Lol - still cost pass your N150 Bra na - No ooffeince
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by Vic2k3(m): 11:05am On Sep 14, 2010
R O T F l M A O!!!! Now this is the joke
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by Nobody: 11:08am On Sep 14, 2010
How did u knw dat ofcos thats the cost.
I feel 4ur fiancee na 150 bra u dey buy for am
u are a shame.just 2bad
abeg no spoil thread
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by Vic2k3(m): 11:17am On Sep 14, 2010
MEHN i love this. **Grabs a nearby seat, chilled coke wit popcorn**
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by babyme1(f): 11:18am On Sep 14, 2010
Studio CFR:

Dry Baby

[i]He isn't talking to me[/i]
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by StudioCFR(m): 11:20am On Sep 14, 2010
Na babe dey wear Victoria secret and some baby phat stuffs which u know how expensive this stuffs worth. . Look my profile and tell if i look like person wey fit roll with gurl wey no clean or wey no sabi dress to impress.

I wonder wetin dat yo N150 worth of Bra look like - but i know for sure e don slack.
I can put a bet on dat.

No ooffeince
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by StudioCFR(m): 11:22am On Sep 14, 2010
@baby.me

I no dey give my attention to just any lady.

No ooffeince
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by babyme1(f): 11:24am On Sep 14, 2010
Studio CFR:

@baby.me

I no dey give my attention to just any lady.

No ooffeince

U've been infected by Dr Cork shocked shocked
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by Nobody: 11:25am On Sep 14, 2010
he no slack,and it will last.cos it is okirika
he dey pack well well aldo is colour don fade
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by StudioCFR(m): 11:26am On Sep 14, 2010
Tehehehe - jealousy nat gud for the soul
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by Vic2k3(m): 11:37am On Sep 14, 2010
Baby.me stud doesn't know Dr. Cork o.
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by babyme1(f): 11:39am On Sep 14, 2010
Vic2k3:

Baby.me stud doesn't know Dr. Cork o.

Are u sure? Look at the spelling of offence. BTW he is beginning to sound like Cork lipsrsealed
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by Vic2k3(m): 11:47am On Sep 14, 2010
Baby.me u got me there. BINGO!!
stud must b a soul brother to Dr. Cork
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by StudioCFR(m): 11:54am On Sep 14, 2010
Baby.me - who's Dr Cork?

a Native Doctor?
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by Vic2k3(m): 11:56am On Sep 14, 2010
Dr. Cork is a fellow craze-man lol
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by Vic2k3(m): 11:57am On Sep 14, 2010
Furthermore he is in the critical stage lol.
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by StudioCFR(m): 12:00pm On Sep 14, 2010
Ok Baby.me, i will take dat as a compliment.

Is he also a native doctor?

Actually i heard IBO native doctor turned a lady to a goat simply cuz she refused to pay her rent - true?
(No ooffeince)
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by Nobody: 12:05pm On Sep 14, 2010
Stud so u are a crase-man?
I did not say so but vick did
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by StudioCFR(m): 12:07pm On Sep 14, 2010
Yes and na u be my mentor
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by babyme1(f): 12:09pm On Sep 14, 2010
Studio CFR:

Yes and na u be my mentor

This isn't the Stud i know. Where is Stud cry cry
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by Vic2k3(m): 12:11pm On Sep 14, 2010
Baby.me stud dey wash plate
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by Nobody: 12:13pm On Sep 14, 2010
Ofcos its stud.
Its just that he recognises his grandmother is online
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by Vic2k3(m): 12:14pm On Sep 14, 2010
R O T F l M A O
Re: An Innocent Enquiry by StudioCFR(m): 12:24pm On Sep 14, 2010
Xina - i will accept u to represent my dead grand ma only if u are light skinned and has a 1986 model Beattle car of ya own -

No ooffeince




@Baby.me - tell us all ya know about stud the genius in a nutshell

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