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Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by DrKKK1(m): 9:09am On Apr 14, 2019
Stop masturbation completely it often cause erectile dysfunction. it doesn't matter whether it's one month or two days ago that you last masturbated. Erectile dysfunction is one of the least problems caused by the � evil spirits in the act of masturbation. You may use small dose of Viagra, just as starter and try another girl before your new catch's next visit. A trial else where will serve as a confidence booster against her next visit. The repercussions of second failure is better imagined. So eat watermelon, carrots, bitter collar, groundnuts, dates and coconut on regular bases. I bet you, you shall overcome.

Caveats: Stay away from sexual activities until you are married if you truly want to be successful and happy. Apart from capital sins being committed, from spiritual realm, it tends to ruin your life here on earth and hereafter. it's not coincidence that Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism and Traditionist all condemn it. You still have the time to repent and follow the right path.

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Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by Bet9ja734: 10:49am On Apr 14, 2019
[color=#006600][/color]see below

Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by FortuneDeGreat(m): 11:12am On Apr 14, 2019
NaijaEmailMiner:

no I didn't, it just happened. I feel so sad, demoralised, low self esteem. this cannot happen to a bed warrior like me cry
A month ago when I bleeped A bitch, she was screaming because of the size of my prick.
Are you 20 or 25?
Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by Anita01(f): 12:06pm On Apr 14, 2019
SweetCunt97:
Lookat his dirty mouth!!
mail me pls green7@mail.com have a lovely Sunday
Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by NaijaEmailMiner: 12:38pm On Apr 14, 2019
FortuneDeGreat:
Are you 20 or 25?
both
Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by Nobody: 1:07pm On Apr 14, 2019
ositadima1:


I saw ur pix and my prick come stand wella. For all its worth I can sell my only plot of land just to slide my prick between those butt chicks.

I want to eat dat arse, have you fart all over me while I stick my tongue in ur dirty butt hole. I wonder if I would taste ur salty crap. Plug ur virginal opening with my thumb.

Shít shít!!!

I hope you have a smelly cunt, I love it when the smell is overpowering, almost nauseating.
cheiiii ossyyy osyy grin grin so na smelly toto be ur spec
Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by ositadima1(m): 1:13pm On Apr 14, 2019
GBOKASINCHA:
cheiiii ossyyy osyy grin grin so na smelly toto be ur spec

Who are you? I don't know you. grin
Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by MissRaine69(f): 1:13pm On Apr 14, 2019
Performance anxiety is normal. Your desire to do well is what’s causing this. You have placed yourself on a pedestal to the point that the fear of failure takes over. You think failure and it does happen.
Stay away from the tramadol advice, there are enough addicts in Nigeria. Including the Herbal tonics snake oil brigade too
pre-intimacy and stop focusing on what you can’t do.
Mind over matter as a manner of speaking.
Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by NaijaEmailMiner: 1:23pm On Apr 14, 2019
MissRaine69:
Performance anxiety is normal. Your desire to do well is what’s causing this. You have placed yourself on a pedestal to the point that the fear of failure takes over. You think failure and it does happen.
Stay away from the tramadol advice, there are enough addicts in Nigeria. Including the Herbal tonics snake oil brigade too
pre-intimacy and stop focusing on what you can’t do.
Mind over matter as a manner of speaking.
thanks so much your advice, I really appreciate

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Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by KendrickAyomide: 1:27pm On Apr 14, 2019
SweetCunt97:
Lookat his dirty mouth!!
Bloody hypocrite. coming from a foool named sweetcunt
Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by blingxx(m): 1:35pm On Apr 14, 2019
Majority of those insulting the op are bloody hypocrites, some of them have bleeping girls since secondary angry... I hate it when people judge others

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Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by ositadima1(m): 1:42pm On Apr 14, 2019
MissRaine69:
Performance anxiety is normal. Your desire to do well is what’s causing this. You have placed yourself on a pedestal to the point that the fear of failure takes over. You think failure and it does happen.
Stay away from the tramadol advice, there are enough addicts in Nigeria. Including the Herbal tonics snake oil brigade too
pre-intimacy and stop focusing on what you can’t do.
Mind over matter as a manner of speaking.

The opinionated MissRaine69, always to d rescue, miss little goody two shoes. You think I don't see how you turn your nose up at us, like you are better than me.

Let me tell you a story, since no one cares to listen to me any more. It's an old story, happened in the early 90s.

Once up on a time, there was a lady living next to us, she was nuts. She lived with her aging family in a one story building, they had money, old money, but she was crazy. They would lock her in her room most times, but she will always manage to put on a show. She did enjoy hanging from the window butt naked, her fanny and cunt up in the air for us to see. She was a sight to be hold.

I remember late at night, in my bed, lights out, I would be up thinking about her with my vaseline can in one hand and my veiny dick in the other...
Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by MissRaine69(f): 1:47pm On Apr 14, 2019
ositadima1:


The opinionated MissRaine69, always to d rescue, miss little goody two shoes. You think I don't see how you turn your nose up at us, like you are better than me.

Let me tell you a story, since no one cares to listen to me any more. It's an old story, happened in the early 90s.

Once up on a time, there was a lady living next to us, she was nuts. She lived with her aging family in a one story building, they had money, old money, but she was crazy. They would lock her in her room most times, but she will always manage to put on a show. She did enjoy hanging from the window butt naked, her fanny and cunt up in the air for us to see. She was a sight to be hold.

I remember late at night, in my bed, lights out, I would be up thinking about her with my vaseline can in one hand and my veiny dick in the other...
Well done you!
Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by MissRaine69(f): 1:48pm On Apr 14, 2019
ositadima1:


The opinionated MissRaine69, always to d rescue, miss little goody two shoes. You think I don't see how you turn your nose up at us, like you are better than me.

Let me tell you a story, since no one cares to listen to me any more. It's an old story, happened in the early 90s.

Once up on a time, there was a lady living next to us, she was nuts. She lived with her aging family in a one story building, they had money, old money, but she was crazy. They would lock her in her room most times, but she will always manage to put on a show. She did enjoy hanging from the window butt naked, her fanny and cunt up in the air for us to see. She was a sight to be hold.

I remember late at night, in my bed, lights out, I would be up thinking about her with my vaseline can in one hand and my veiny dick in the other...
Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by ositadima1(m): 2:00pm On Apr 14, 2019
MissRaine69:
Well done you!
What for? Did you like my story?
Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by Jayneek(m): 2:10pm On Apr 14, 2019
This is actually caused by anxiety. Its something you will over come but I understand how shameful it is.

It happened to me in my secondary school days when I wanted to bleep my first ever gf then. I had begged and begged almost my life out. There was nothing I didn't say to convince her and my hammer was already hard on so bad. Imagine finally she just allowed me in and my hammer just fell lifeless and refuse to stand again. It was so embarrassing that when I was leaving I felt like crying and was telling her I will go to the hospital to see my doctor hahahahaha. That was the good old child days. Can you imagine I had to meet a friend who then took me to all these ashawo joints then so I paid a proustite so that I will be sure my hammer can still function hahahahahaha. May God have mercy on me sha. That's way history anyway.

Don't worry yourself bro, you will overcome it sooner or later.
Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by FortuneDeGreat(m): 2:23pm On Apr 14, 2019
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continue, but next time always try to be specific and exact.
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Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by Nobody: 3:12pm On Apr 14, 2019
NaijaEmailMiner:

no I didn't, it just happened. I feel so sad, demoralised, low self esteem. this cannot happen to a bed warrior like me cry
A month ago when I bleeped A bitch, she was screaming because of the size of my prick.
Who ur prick help,guy u be bunkum O
Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by NaijaEmailMiner: 8:12pm On Apr 14, 2019
Guys I still need help
Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by SweetCunt97(f): 5:44pm On Apr 15, 2019
ositadima1:


I saw ur pix and my prick come stand wella. For all its worth I can sell my only plot of land just to slide my prick between those butt chicks.

I want to eat dat arse, have you fart all over me while I stick my tongue in ur dirty butt hole. I wonder if I would taste ur salty crap. Plug ur virginal opening with my thumb.

Shít shít!!!

I hope you have a smelly cunt, I love it when the smell is overpowering, almost nauseating.
u sick
Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by ositadima1(m): 5:52pm On Apr 15, 2019
SweetCunt97:
u sick

Says someone who calls her self SweetCunt97.

If I catch you na ur sour milk I go drink sef.

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Re: I Wanted To Bleep My New Girlfriend Last Night But My Prick Refused To Erect by Nobody: 6:56pm On Apr 15, 2019
This guy is funny I must say. How were you able to type this shvt without errors?
Tell us, how long have you been smoking utazi?

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