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Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Nobody: 1:44pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
LAW OF BREAD: When the buttered slice of bread falls it always fall on the buttered side. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by StudioCFR(m): 1:48pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
Mr post and Run, dis yo bend down and select joke get K-LEG Na IBO made? No ooffeince |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Nobody: 1:55pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
infantile rants deserve no response |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Vic2k3(m): 2:06pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
9ice@ poster. Stud u're a crazy man (no offence). |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by StudioCFR(m): 2:07pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
I didnt expect u to even say anything at all till your mouth is well brushed |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Vic2k3(m): 2:14pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
Stud don't tell me ya body odour neva less dis wan u dey say ma mouth dey smell cos ur stench is confusing u. |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by StudioCFR(m): 2:30pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
U dis IBO boy Vinck, your babe dey always wonder why u dey follow me about - no dey make people think sey u be gay. I no like am cuz u dey also .g.embarass me. No ooffeince |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by ElementG(m): 2:43pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
@poster, true words i support dem man |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Vic2k3(m): 3:05pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
Wait a minute stud did u say i do embarrass u? U're a big FOOL for saying that. 4 that i'm no longer talking to u, u dis bragging 1diot, impostor, imbecille, illiterate and ugly bastard. Whenever Vic2k3 jokes wit u [b] EVER [b/] again call me anything u wish to . Onye ara |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by StudioCFR(m): 3:12pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
Now, i see why she called u a Retard! U are useless man. Your hot temper would only destroy u. IBO GROUNDNUT SELLER No ooffeince |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Nobody: 3:54pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
Hmm, I can see men fighting here. Is that because Newton forgot to tell us about the Law of Fighting? |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Vic2k3(m): 4:00pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
^none of ya biz |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Nobody: 4:25pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
. Yes, it's your losing biz! |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by kolaoloye(m): 4:31pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
Eyah:You are very correct. |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Vic2k3(m): 4:32pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
Eyah (not ur name jxt an exclamation) are u annoyed? |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by ElementG(m): 4:33pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
eyah? eyah!!!! (u gotta be kidding me, is dat a name?) pls no offence |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by StudioCFR(m): 4:58pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
laugh like a gentle man dear , ABA boys don take over jokes section. NO OOFFEEINCE , |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Nobody: 6:16pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
Vic2k3: Oh not really, im cool. Element G: It's ok, im not kidding its a name. |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Nobody: 6:36pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
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Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Jezzybrown(m): 6:53pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
Xiana:na wa oo!!! na love sms? |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by StudioCFR(m): 7:01pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
Xiana the godly queen tehehe |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Nobody: 8:25pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
Xiana: .mwah |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Kunbee: 10:09pm On Sep 15, 2010 |
Newton is dead, now can we move on |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Jezzybrown(m): 7:28pm On Sep 16, 2010 |
(yawns) soo bored |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by EfemenaXY: 9:52am On Sep 19, 2010 |
@Poster - Excellent work (again)!! MrPrsdent: If only u knew just how frustrating that is!! LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: Spot on man! LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: haha!! true. . .esp. if it's a tight-fitting dress! LAW OF COFFEE: Yep!! Those were ma favourites! Nice 1 @poster - more pls. . . |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by clemcykul(f): 1:35pm On Sep 20, 2010 |
@poster you did well, u made my day . . . . . kudos man |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Kunbee: 11:44pm On Sep 20, 2010 |
Who cares |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by snthesis(m): 3:23pm On Sep 21, 2010 |
Kunbee:no one |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Kunbee: 12:26am On Sep 22, 2010 |
^^you must me mad |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by angelz(f): 4:24pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
vic2k3 n studio crf or cfr. Have u guys seen each oda face 2 face? |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Vic2k3(m): 5:13pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Angelz no we hven't. Y do u ask? |
Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by sats: 5:26pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
poster nice one, studio is always in a fight, always |
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