hello wonderful people,
my name is washington and i live in federal housing estate, calabar, cross river state. please i wanna use this medium to ask if there's anyone out there who could be my very good friend. she muct be either very pretty or handsome cos i believe that iam handsome by the grace of God.
if you are interested tou can give me a call on 08034348342. i accept night calls. thanks very much.
wshington.

Must it be a girl

I thought you said you needed a nice friend. so you're saying guys aren't nice hun?

washington,
awww ur request makes me wanna cry 4 u, But i know u jus havin a laugh anyway,
so washington , what exactly is ur real name, is it etebong, or ukpong, or jus Bong , ?because am sure ur name cant jus be WASHINGTON[b]BONG[/b]
u need to be truthful, or else u wont make any friend here o.
and also u re looking for a handsome girl, u make me laugh,
well am not suprised Most calabar girls are handsome anyways,, No disrespect calabar people, I love all u BONGS

PLEASE GIVE WASHINGTON BONG A CHANCE ALL YOU HANDSOME GIRLS ON NAIRALAND. HE HAS A NIGHT DUTY SO CALLING HIM AT NIGHT WONT BE ANY PROBLEM

2muchmoney:

washington,
awww your request makes me want to cry for you, But i know u jus havin a laugh anyway,
so washington , what exactly is your real name, is it etebong, or ukpong, or jus Bong , ?because am sure your name can't jus be WASHINGTON[b]BONG[/b]
u need to be truthful, or else u wont make any friend here o.
and also u re looking for a handsome girl, u make me laugh,
well am not suprised Most calabar girls are handsome anyways,, No disrespect calabar people, I love all u BONGS

PLEASE GIVE WASHINGTON BONG A CHANCE ALL YOU HANDSOME GIRLS ON NAIRALAND. HE HAS A NIGHT DUTY SO CALLING HIM AT NIGHT WONT BE ANY PROBLEM

OMG You are damm funny.
i am sure his last name is UBONGKPORODUM.

hey dezebo u say u need a nice friend.thats easy to come by depending on your defination of nice friend.wat will u be giving in return for a nice friend.in essence wat am saying is that you ought to show those that extend friendship to you that u are nice.if thats wat u want be ready to be nice to people cos wat goes round will definately come around.here on nairaland you have very wonderful people.i av made good friends here and i look forward to meeting them someday cos they sound nice.cheers.

LOL

@2muchmoney, you are making me laugh my ass off. that was funny "handsome girl in deed" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha friendy ko friendeee ni (oode)

Guy let me tell you,i dont think you re going to have nice friend here

i guess you can see the reply of other peeps they re not nice and there will

never be nice to you,

well good luck in ur search,

Nice is a strong word!be more specific, Nice means many things!!like it can be a fake way of sayin, hey im bored"""any chics in the house so we can get down??!!

If u really need a friend, it's better u go to where your mate is , ATAN

dezobo:

hello wonderful people,
my name is washington and i live in federal housing estate, calabar, cross river state. please i want to use this medium to ask if there's anyone out there who could be my very good friend. she muct be either very pretty or handsome because i believe that iam handsome by the grace of God. if you are interested tou can give me a call on 08034348342. i accept night calls. thanks very much.
wshington.

what exactly are you looking for? a friend or a ahhhh , bedmate?
your sole criteria for a friend is that she must be pretty/handsome? my , you are shallow!
what are you trying to do, start a 'beautiful people only' club?

hello @ dezobo

it's all depends on the kind of friend u're looking for,
U can find one any where on the internet, just shine your eyes,

@2muchmoney,
that was damn too funny

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha muhahahahaha hehehehehehe

i am a christian student, crack me up

Quote from: dezobo on Today at 04:55:36 PM
hello wonderful people,
my name is washington and i live in federal housing estate, calabar, cross river state. please i want to use this medium to ask if there's anyone out there who could be my very good friend. she muct be either very pretty or handsome because i believe that iam handsome by the grace of God. if you are interested tou can give me a call on 08034348342. i accept night calls. thanks very much.
wshington.

@Dezobo
Lol first off your name reminds me of Zobo Drink in northern nigeria lol.
Secondly in your post you said "I believe that i am handsome by the grace of God". Please be clear about your request; are you seeking a miracle to get handsome or you are seeking just a handsome friend - we can onluy join you in prayers for you to get handsome when you tell us exactly what you want and hey prioritize them lol

goodafternoon,

Sorry guys "I NEED A CAT" a house trained one to kill all then DAMN mices and rotches in my house.



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sketch

washington, ado dieh? owo ibaha ke ufok?

uyai:

washington, ado dieh? owo ibaha ke ufok?

Mbio ufok esanga ye HIV

lanrefront:

hey dezebo u say u need a nice friend.thats easy to come by depending on your defination of nice friend.what will u be giving in return for a nice friend.in essence what am saying is that you ought to show those that extend friendship to you that u are nice.if thats what u want be ready to be nice to people because what goes round will definately come around.here on nairaland you have very wonderful people.i av made good friends here and i look forward to meeting them someday because they sound nice.cheers.

with your first post in nairaland?

kai! londoncool nsu ke do. Hiv aba everywhere. Abadie? i hope ke london ukama ya afon.

im a new friend call me on 08051589100

There is what is called ATTENTION TO DETAILS ,it is a perequisite skill for anyone aspiring to the top.

The young man said in his request that ''she must either be very pretty or handsome''he chose the word EITHER ,PRETTY AND HANDSOME

Which means the person is either a male or a female.which means pretty for the ladies and handsome for the men. pls guys grow up and stop being naive.

@ 2muchmoney,

dang man! I doubled over with laughter at your reply to "Bong." You made the whole people in my office LTAO! You really are funny.

hello guys am back again,
thanks bishop for supporting my statement. the problem with blacks especially nigerians is that they know how to criticize. they find fault in almost everything someone else does. then how they they think to progress. well i dont blame them anyway, it's caused by inferiority complex.
even those i thot to be my brothers and sisters also joined the que in criticizing. anyway, as a way of introduction my name aint washington bong, my name is washington taylor. my dad from texas and my mom from akwa ibom state.
so am still sending the request about meeting nice people. i know what i mean by nice people and if anyone thinks he or she meets that criteria, u can call 08034348342.
have a nice day all my wonderful people.
washington.

you said "i believe that i am handsome by the grace of God". Well, If you're Clinically ugly just forget it. The Lord doesn't perform that kind of miracle. You would have to go under the knife. I'm sure there are lots of desperate Preacher's Daughters who would be interested in your quest since you're using the word by the "GRACE OF GOD". Perhaps in exchange in being your friend you would help spread the words of God to those Bong-R-Cunt People.

Mula

Guy, forget it, you may not really find the nice friends you're looking for here. And all of you guys, let the guy be now. If he's looking for a bedmate, then let him find one; or are you interested? And meeeeen! what the hell is it with all the ukpobong, washingtonbong stuffs?

To all,
Could u pls allow this guy to achieve his purpose, why critisizing him for God sake, why are u making him feel bad for his innocence, He needs a friend fine, ln whatever ways he expressed that thank God u all understood if u guys are not ready to be his friend then let others who are interested get to know him, afterall that is the purpose of the site and we are all free to express ourselves.

The funny, well not to funny part of this matter is that the guy will definitely make friends. all the guy is asking for is a fone call, notin more(for now). call the guy people. show him the nigerian way of loving. oh my guy, the only setback in ur quest is that pple would prefer u call them and not the other way around. so all u need to do is to load up ur fone and expect lots of flashes cos u just exposed your no(not from me though)

darkey, you have given the man the best of advice, let him just load credit and expect flash upon flash.

[b]am looking for a nice frind also!°!!!![/b]