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Do you have any funny anectodes? by casper(m): 5:30am On Jun 20, 2005
A man is incomplete until he is married.

After that, he is finished.
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by casper(m): 5:31am On Jun 20, 2005
Why are men like a snowstorm

You don't know when they'll come, how many
inches you'll get, or how long they'll stay.
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by casper(m): 5:36am On Jun 20, 2005
Q: What did the blonde say after having sex?

A: Are all you guys on the same team?
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by casper(m): 5:47am On Jun 20, 2005
Why are women more talkative and men more
intelligent?

Because women have four lips and men have two
heads !!!
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by casper(m): 5:57am On Jun 20, 2005
Q. What does a man do with 365 used condoms?

A. Melt them down make them into a tire and
call it a Goodyear.
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by Lolabbey: 10:36am On Feb 26, 2008
hmm,na wah oo,

so do we have moreeeeeeeeee
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by segunpc(m): 3:35pm On Feb 27, 2008
melting condoms and turning into tyre[b] shocked[/b]
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by clemcykul(f): 9:21am On Feb 28, 2008
na lie
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by richpitt(m): 11:02am On Nov 19, 2008
The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by trhymes(m): 11:17am On Nov 19, 2008
Q: Why do some people like asking questions they know the answers to
A: Because they want to have a good time. cool
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by clemcykul(f): 11:33am On Nov 19, 2008
lol

keep em flown grin
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by romsky: 2:02pm On Nov 19, 2008
Q: angry
A: grin
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by Gabry(f): 2:03pm On Nov 19, 2008
Ahahahah! Romade, that is classic grin
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by romsky: 2:27pm On Nov 19, 2008
fanx i knew i had d classic talent in me
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by clemcykul(f): 3:52pm On Nov 19, 2008
liar!
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by romsky: 4:53pm On Nov 19, 2008
envier
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by CuteAngel(f): 5:19pm On Nov 19, 2008
Am enjoying this grin
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by tytylayor: 10:36am On Nov 20, 2008
kip'em comin
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by clemcykul(f): 12:00pm On Nov 20, 2008
@romade
jealous thing grin
Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by romsky: 12:51pm On Nov 20, 2008
Clumsy y r u binuing my classic talent cool

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