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Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by aku626(m): 6:46am On May 02, 2019
Hmmm
Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by amaniro: 6:55am On May 02, 2019
Awol1:


Are you sure you are not the dumb one?

Until you grammatically identify what is wrong with the expression

Can you call wole soyinka a celebrity? Can you call Buhari a celebrity? Wole is a noble author. Buhari is a Nigerian Politician. Chimmanda Adiche is an Author. Every profession has their names and classification. You get?

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Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by sweetrace(f): 7:02am On May 02, 2019
amaniro:
God!! Our Bloggers are dumb.

Which one again is Celebrity Author

It means a celebrated author, which is exactly who she is.

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Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by Ijawwomaninoyo: 7:03am On May 02, 2019
Naijaguy123:
This is a good Igbo woman , she lived in Lagos in the past and talk good of Lagos unlike the ungrateful bunch we have on nairaland that comes from a barren land, set their foot in Lagos and a making it , yetvwillvtalk bad of Yoruba and Tinubu yhis, Tinubu that .

This girl is the only ibo girl I want to f@ck. Why didn’t I meet you when you lived in Lagos ?

One does not need to be told that you slept very late without food and no assurance for the day yet! Just imagine the kind of mindset someone woke up with on the first working day in the month.
I pray for you all not to miss your Divine helpers with this your Afonja and Igbo rubbish!

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Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by grandstar(m): 7:10am On May 02, 2019
Which houses cost millions of dollars in Lekki Phase 1? It's rare to find a house going for more than 350m but they do exist. 350m is not up to $1m.
Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by Naijaguy123: 7:12am On May 02, 2019
Ijawwomaninoyo:


One does not need to be told that you slept very late without food and no assurance for the day yet! Just imagine the kind of mindset someone woke up with on the first working day in the month.
I pray for you all not to miss your Divine helpers with this your Afonja and Igbo rubbish!
Trash
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Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by Trendishine: 7:13am On May 02, 2019
Chimamanda is a gift most people might not be totally reasonable enough to phantom completely in dat way in other to appreciate her to her fullness..,even though they love , appreciate n want her 2....The spirit of Achebe is hovering within dat lady in it refined modern purity and and blooming into flowers..come to think of it, dat she actually grew up within the same room Chinua Achebe lived and studied most part of his life....i only wld expect her to begin to pick up some kind of courage n begin to write about the awkwardness of this contraption of lies presently called Nigeria and à way its ppl within dat boundry could begin to embrace the perfect truth despite its pains n push away from itself criminals who propagate all this facade in d name of government, politics and scam, n how most international communities are taken in d deceit of almagation and robbing the ppl with aid of their criminal local chiefs, a. K. a politicians n farce government.. Skewed leadership....... Çhimamanda has described Lagos in it entirety n stripped it naked.. It's not a funny picture...but it's d truth....nothing can be more vivid.... That fakeness... That growing madness... Draining..

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Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by farrukhnawaz: 7:14am On May 02, 2019
Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by 9jaRealist: 7:31am On May 02, 2019
Joshmodest:
I love chimamanda's description of Lagos , as a city not worried about what tourists think , and not trying to impress tourists... tho I still think it depends on the tourist , my fellow lagosians , can still remember when Ma cron , visited Lagos and the development that was going on around agidingbi , to impress him !!!!
@Op maybe I didn't read the post completely , where was suave man mentioned...on seeing the topic , I almost thought she was talking about osi suave of beat fm !!!

That was my best part of the piece (have cropped and saved it)... cool

Meanwhile, all that was done when Macron came to the Shrine was maintenance work on the road. Nothing special.
Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by jaxxy(m): 7:31am On May 02, 2019
Nice description. And don’t get me wrong Lagos is a nice place bt If u have not lived outside Lagos there’s smtn ure missing.

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Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by 9jaRealist: 7:33am On May 02, 2019
jaxxy:
Nice description. If u have not lived outside Lagos there’s smtn ure missing.

And if you have not lived in Lagos, you’re missing something - works both ways! cool

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Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by Mckandre(m): 7:34am On May 02, 2019
ednut1:
alpha beach. The spot u see water na house dey der 10 years ago. About 3 streets don waka
this is deep

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Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by koning: 7:36am On May 02, 2019
I need me some Lagos 'Chaos' at least once in a year. After spending the large part of the year in the super structured, highly organized and suffocating environment of the Western world, being in Lagos for a month or two is very 'soothing' in a twisted kind of way.


One feels very alive in Lagos. Tourists can choose to come or not. Nobody is asking or begging you to come.


'Gida' is home to all.

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Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by 9jaRealist: 7:39am On May 02, 2019
Anyone with the time and opportunity should endeavor to read the entire piece - like Lagos, it’s captivating! cool

https://www.esquire.com/uk/culture/a27283913/still-becoming-at-home-in-lagos-with-chimamanda-ngozi-adichie/
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Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by koning: 7:42am On May 02, 2019
ednut1:
alpha beach. The spot u see water na house dey der 10 years ago. About 3 streets don waka




Mainland all the way. I will pick Ikeja and environs any day, any time over Lekki and the Island.


Just one Tsunami, and all is gone. Japan with all it's tech superiority could withstand a Tsunami. Talks less of Lagos.
Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by Octopusssy(f): 7:45am On May 02, 2019
She was quite merciful in her essay. Lagos is Bedlam

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Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by NnamdiN: 7:48am On May 02, 2019
ednut1:
alpha beach. The spot u see water na house dey der 10 years ago. About 3 streets don waka
what then is the essence of sand filling when the oceans would still reclaim?
Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by 9jaRealist: 7:48am On May 02, 2019
ednut1:
alpha beach. The spot u see water na house dey der 10 years ago. About 3 streets don waka

...and Eko Atlantic used to be part of the Atlantic Ocean. Human agency is powerful.
Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by ednut1(m): 7:51am On May 02, 2019
9jaRealist:


...and Eko Atlantic used to be part of the Atlantic Ocean. Human agency is powerful.
the eko atlantic was reclaimed. The shore was farther before about 60 years ago
Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by 9jaRealist: 7:51am On May 02, 2019
NnamdiN:
what then is the essence of sand filling when the oceans would still reclaim?

...it will NOT, with proper defenses.
Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by 9jaRealist: 7:54am On May 02, 2019
ednut1:
the eko atlantic was reclaimed. The shore was farther before about 60 years ago

That’s the point...
Human agency led to the erosion of the beach over about a 100–year period, and human agency has led to its restoration.
Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by 9jaRealist: 7:58am On May 02, 2019
Btw, why did the Nigerian site use that old picture of Oshodi (Esquire didn’t)...
When the editors are fully aware that Oshodi has not looked anything like that for a long time.

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Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by Nobody: 8:05am On May 02, 2019
Naijaguy123:
This is a good Igbo woman , she lived in Lagos in the past and talk good of Lagos unlike the ungrateful bunch we have on nairaland that comes from a barren land, set their foot in Lagos and a making it , yetvwillvtalk bad of Yoruba and Tinubu yhis, Tinubu that .

This girl is the only ibo girl I want to f@ck. Why didn’t I meet you when you lived in Lagos ?

She still lives in Lagos. She owns her own house in Northern Foreshore Estate, in Lekki.

However, since you, even as a Yoruba man who claims Lagos as his tribal heritage, does not have a roof over your head and you make do in a dingy shelter somewhere in Mushin, I very much doubt that you would ever get to meet her shadow. Therefore, I advise you to stop daydreaming and concentrate on f@cking yourself. You're doing a good job of that already.

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Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by ednut1(m): 8:19am On May 02, 2019
9jaRealist:


That’s the point...
Human agency led to the erosion of the beach over about a 100–year period, and human agency has led to its restoration.
which one be human agency
Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by akintunde63: 9:02am On May 02, 2019
nairalaila:
Chiamamnda Adichie who reflected on living in Lagos in her new essay, stated that the suave man in Lagos drives a Range Rover but is penniless. The celebrity author who revealed that she has lived part-time in Lagos for 10 years and always complain about it each time she returns from her home in the US, added that her complaint borders on its allergy to order, its stultifying traffic, its power cuts.

Further stating that the suave man in Lagos drives a Range Rover but is penniless in her essay for Esquire's new Travel & Adventure issue, Chimamanda Adichie wrote;

Lagos will not court you. It is a city that is what it is. I have lived part-time in Lagos for 10 years and I complain about it each time I return from my home in the US — its allergy to order, its stultifying traffic, its power cuts. I like, though, that nothing about Lagos was crafted for the tourist, nothing done to appeal to the visitor. Tourism has its uses, but it can mangle a city, especially a developing city, and flatten it into a permanent shape of service: the city’s default becomes a simpering bow, and its people turn the greyest parts of themselves into colourful props. In this sense, Lagos has a certain authenticity because it is indifferent to ingratiating itself; it will treat your love with an embrace, and your hate with a shrug. What you see in Lagos is what Lagos truly is.

And what do you see? A city in a state of shifting impermanence. A place still becoming. In newer Lagos, houses sprout up on land reclaimed from the sea, and in older Lagos, buildings are knocked down so that ambitious new ones might live. A street last seen six months ago is different today, sometimes imperceptibly so — a tiny store has appeared at a corner — and sometimes baldly so, with a structure gone, or shuttered, or expanded. Shops come and go.

Today, a boutique’s slender mannequin in a tightly pinned dress; tomorrow, a home accessories shop with gilt-edged furniture on display.

Admiralty Road is cluttered, pulsing, optimistic. It is the business heart of Lekki, in the highbrow part of Lagos called The Island. Twenty years ago, Lekki was swampland and today the houses in its estates cost millions of dollars. It was supposed to be mostly residential but now it is undecided, as though partly trying to fend off the relentless encroachment of commerce, and partly revelling in its ever-growing restaurants, nightclubs and shops.

I live in Lekki, but not in its most expensive centre, Phase 1. My house is farther away, close to the behemoth that is the oil company Chevron’s headquarters. A modest house, by Lekki standards. “It will be under water in 30 years,” a European acquaintance, a diplomat in Lagos, said sourly when I told him, years ago, that I was building a house there. He hated Lagos, and spoke of Lagosians with the resentment of a person who disliked the popular kids in the playground but still wanted to be their friend. I half-shared his apocalyptic vision; he was speaking to something unheeding in Lagos’s development. Something almost reckless.


https://unclesuru.com/2019/05/02/the-suave-man-in-lagos-drives-a-range-rover-but-is-penniless-chimamanda-adichie/


This woman too sabi write, u just have to read her books

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Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by akintunde63: 9:04am On May 02, 2019
Hedonini:


She still lives in Lagos. She owns her own house in Northern Foreshore Estate, in Lekki.

However, since you, even as a Yoruba man who claims Lagos as his tribal heritage, does not have a roof over your head and you make do in a dingy shelter somewhere in Mushin, I very much doubt that you would ever get to meet her shadow. Therefore, I advise you to stop daydreaming and concentrate on f@cking yourself. You're doing a good job of that already.

See his style, closing in on Chima, but with a spice of abuses
Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by Nobody: 9:07am On May 02, 2019
Naijaguy123:
This is a good Igbo woman , she lived in Lagos in the past and talk good of Lagos unlike the ungrateful bunch we have on nairaland that comes from a barren land, set their foot in Lagos and a making it , yetvwillvtalk bad of Yoruba and Tinubu yhis, Tinubu that .

This girl is the only ibo girl I want to f@ck. Why didn’t I meet you when you lived in Lagos ?

She wouldn't have even bothered to reply your "hi" talk more of sleeping with you!

Go to Obalende where you will see your likes!

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Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by dantajay: 9:15am On May 02, 2019
Lagos is indeed a wonderful place where I came with nothing and i become something in life. Like it or not under water in 30 years or in 10 years. Lagos is our home, with plenty windows of opportunities. I am grateful for Lagos being part of my success story.
Thank you Lord!
Long live Lagos!!
Long live lagosian's!!!
Eko oni baje O
Re: The Suave Man In Lagos Drives A Range Rover But Is Penniless- Chimamanda Adichie by DeeMain(m): 9:26am On May 02, 2019
Nice essay. Poor editing by the blogger - too many awkward and distracting repetitions. Blogger should copy from the original.

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