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| Pastor And In The Right Place At The Wrong Time by ayorex(m): 8:57am On May 03, 2007 |
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his Congregation. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! "A cheerful heart is good medicine" (proverb. 17:22). 3 Likes |
| Re: Pastor And In The Right Place At The Wrong Time by ima1(f): 6:45pm On May 03, 2007 |
lmao, thats a nice clean joke |
| Re: Pastor And In The Right Place At The Wrong Time by CrazyMan(m): 9:00pm On May 03, 2007 |
Funny  |
| Re: Pastor And In The Right Place At The Wrong Time by dinnerm(f): 10:10pm On May 03, 2007 |
 ,funny |
| Re: Pastor And In The Right Place At The Wrong Time by umra8901(f): 3:19am On Aug 10, 2012 |
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| Re: Pastor And In The Right Place At The Wrong Time by cindyrella(f): 6:13am On Aug 10, 2012 |
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| Re: Pastor And In The Right Place At The Wrong Time by Flygeriana(m): 8:59am On Aug 10, 2012 |
Nice one there! Would be more suited in the jokes section, mod! |
| Re: Pastor And In The Right Place At The Wrong Time by Sijo01(f): 9:26am On Aug 10, 2012 |
Lmao...... Nice one |
| Re: Pastor And In The Right Place At The Wrong Time by Dyt(f): 9:40am On Aug 10, 2012 |
giggles |
| Re: Pastor And In The Right Place At The Wrong Time by Nobody: 9:56am On Aug 10, 2012 |
funny joke moved to joke section |
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