kadman:

Whao, dude take it easy. .  This is so American Beauty (movie)  

Yorisb:

@OP

I lied(to som1 on YIM) that I was leaving in jand, however unbeknown to her I dey stroll pass yaba full time.

now my probs na how to maintain the level lies.

Obo Boco:

RANOSCKY,
you dey form fine boy for BLUE BLOOD abi
making me ask you for your YIM more than once.

Newest:

Are u trying to tell us he has just Lied?

Lol

Ranoscky:

Laffin $$$$$$ into my BANK ACCOUT !!!

Always dey on baff-up, and look fresh and clean so dat anytym wey she see u, she go jel.

Great to hear, but wat about the accent and Jand swagger na?

e no betta make I "delete" than to fu.c.k up ?

Yorisb:

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Great to hear, but wat about the accent and Jand swagger na?

e no betta make I "delete" than to fu.c.k up ?

kadman:

Lol, actually I'm hoping he's lying

Ranoscky:



I feel u brov!

But[b] if u really lyk d gurl[/b], u fit just bone all d levels, and[b] tell am d 'koko'[/b] na? . .It's either YES or NO! abi? (PBP)

Thats d probs

Honestly I really like the gurl but for how long will it last? how do i keep up wit all the already said lies?

And to make matter worse she's been seeking some infos about Jand from me lol. .like dis morning she asked me about the weather there and as a fast guy, I had to quickly flash my guy in Jand for some tip/update.

Bros the girl fine oo(u sef go wish to lie about a thing or too if u see her ) hence I no wan loose her, atleast not yet 

Yorisb:

Thats d probs

Honestly I really like the gurl but for how long will it last? how do i keep up wit all the already said lies?

And to make matter worse she's been seeking some infos about Jand from me lol. .like dis morning she asked me about the weather there and as a fast guy, I had to quickly flash my guy in Jand for some tip/update.

Bros the girl fine oo(u sef go wish to lie about a thing or too if u see her ) hence I no wan loose her, atleast not yet  

Ranoscky:



Well, unless u just feel like prolongin her with your 'Jando' level, but if u ask me, 'THE EARLIER THE BETTER' !!!

But guy, u dey try to scope gurl with jando level oo! Me i fit tell a gurl say 'MY BRODA' dey jand sef, talkless of me tellin her dat ama JANDO! If she can't take me d way i am, den she should RUN FAR and GET LOST!!!

True, d earlier the better, however I planned to hang on a lil while till maybe xmas period wen my JAND Guy go show up and we both go parol togeda go meet the girl as per Jando level.  u get wat I mean na. .lol

Tell u wat, ever since i lost my ex to one yeye Jand guy, I dey fear Jand pipo now. Their own swagger too much(and naija babes dey trip bad 4 'em lol), e pass yankee pipo own.

Pafuri:

Today, I went to work leaning on a cane, pretending I had a foot infection. I left the office two hours early pretending it was urgent I went to see the doctor . I went right back under my girlfriend's bedsheet . With her there too! You see, she went to work late (all my fault) and came home early because of a 'sick' child. The children are grown and gone . Served him right, my 'no-life' boss. Fool, there is life outside of the office. Go get you some. Love you, Aisha baby .

whiteroses:

i lusually don't lie but i will never forget this one jah forgive me.
one girl said my ex boyfriend has been showing advances and thinks she likes him too but she doesnt know how i'm going to take it, i said oh my dear whats the big deal go for it it's not like we are together anymore i moved on. see me see trouble my nairalanders: instead of her to say thank you or keep quiet she says my opinion can't change anything anyway she's just making convo "mo ba rerin muse" na so i use a way and told my ex say she's engaged to someone else, doesn't she even look pregnant to you?, the guy cleared off . foolish girl wan reap where she never sow, my ex that we usually make up eventually, after i done suffer with him since college