well i dont need much:someone to wash my toilet; wash and iron my clothes and above all toast ladies on my behalf.

yemo:

, and above all toast ladies on my behalf.

i ll surely do dat for ya, all i need is ur ego

i need someone to manage my finances for me

Oh oo,
i'm surprised hearing people saying that these errands are a bit difficult to them.
I did all these when i was with my uncle, anyway maybe becuase of how i was brought up.
I cook, wash, iron, shop for food stuffs and clean toilets and whatever,
I am even willing now to do it for any of my friends as far as u will appreciate that.
I am based in PH and will like to assist u during weekends
my email is

seun,i like that question.sounds funny to some of us but to really think of it,it could be good business for some of job hunting to really get to do.That may fetch us some change.We on nairaland are graduates and i belive we can use of our education to make this a money making venture.A clue should be taken from the idea of the palms shopping mall.if we have that in most parts of lagos,very soon all those market women and so called agberos will look for other things to do.Education brought that idea.Shopping in a very conducive environment.

Most corporate people need people they can trust to run errands for them for a reasonable price.i feel we can think and do sth positive with this idea instead of wasting time waiting for job tests results and interview.

Sum1 to read ma notes 4 me durin exam time,i absolutely hate readin ma notes.

the world is not a bed of roses
Those are things that makes u physically fit
combine THOESE with ur work asnd certainly u 'll b great

I appreciate your informative comments. Is there any one else who's interested in answering the question? Thanks!

i ll like some i to clean my shoes
it very easy to do but i dont do it.
instead i ll go out with dirty shoes.
unless i have a d,

i would love 2 outsource errands like;

1. washing my clothes and plates
2. cleaning the house
3. going 2 d bank

I'd be mighty glad if i could find someone to:

1. Have my bath for me

2. Take a sh*t on my behalf

3. Get my A's in all my courses!

4. Take all my intended professional certification courses and pass them with flying colours

5. Have my baby!

6. Sponsor my entire family "till death do us all part"

With these, I'm cool

@ kelloggs

You don't sound serious

I ld love to have someone wash & iron all my clothes- i mean all
I need someone to tidy my room at all times, my school books are always scattered everywhere and its not like i even read them
I need someone to cook my meals cos i hate cooking

someone to Iron for me. i hate ironing
someone to be feeding me cuz i dnt eat much on my own

if only these things on the list would come true .

i would like someone to iron all my clothes for me especially my bed linens
i would love someone else to do my grocery shop
i would love to have someone do my hoovering
i would love someone to open and read my mail, sort them and then shred all the junk ones
i would love some one to keep an eye on my milk and replenish it when it is going off(i always forget to get fresh milk)
i would love someone to sort out my loft pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sisimose:

i would love someone to sort out my loft pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

It is well o!!!

are you offering?

mukina2:

someone to Iron for me. i hate ironing
someone to be feeding me because i dnt eat much on my own

no wonder

Can we have more serious replies to this question? What we're developing here is a database of job opportunities!

Do my masters

Do certifications in SAP, MSCD and Project Mgt

Hell! Go get a job and bring me ALL the money.

Can i get more than one person involved?

You want to get someone to go out and make money for you while you stay at home cleaning the toilet? Ok o.

This article about outsourcing is the best that you'll ever read. You have to read it!

I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE to write this article myself. I mean, why am I the one stuck in front of a computer terminal? All this tedious pecking out of words on my laptop. Nouns, verbs, adjectives, prepositions. Jesus. What a pain in my ass. Can't someone else do it? Can't I delegate this to one of my new assistants and spend my day kicking back on a chaise lounge, Sam Adams in hand, admiring Mischa Barton's navel on my TV?

http://www.smartmoney.com/esquire/index.cfm?Story=20050909-outsource

Going to the market for foodstuffs.
Washing dishes

I wouldn't mind someone helping me out with a workout plan because i never have the time to do it.

And of course, house cleaning, very important!

I need someone to write my exams and paper for me
Get my Maters degree
Laundry
Rub my feet
Make money for me why i take 80% of the profit

i need someone to wake up every morning and go to work while i take the pay, lol

dis is the funniest one we (me and ma siblings do),
i ask my sister to go pee for me cus i'm too tired to go.

@seun
do you know any dat will be willing to be my personal assistant then? the pay aint too bad if they change the currency , or shud i go south of the border?

I will like someone to.

1. Cook for me
2. Wash my clothes
3. Brush my teeth
4. Scrub my back
5. Clean my bathroom and flush my toilet

If i can find someone who would run thses errands, i will be so greatful to that person

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I will like someone to.
5. Clean my bathroom and flush my toilet

That one hard oooo!

@Naijacutee,
I laughed my butt off , cos you errands are most tasking chores i could think of . Good luck

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I think he's just being a HonestKid. You should try it. Why not tell us what you will like to outsource?