Happy Sunday everyone..
I know many of us here are singers, instrumentalists, ministers etc, and have in one way or another once joined or are still in a choir. So I'll be sharing with us 20 types of people you most likely come across in a Nigerian church choir. Stay tuned

1 The ones that will never wear choir robes

These ones are very stubborn, they will never wear their robes.. They'd rather wear things like t-shirts, jeans and simple clothes. They prefer to be suspended than for them to wear any robes..

2 The ones that don't ever come early to rehearsals

They are always the last to show up at rehearsals. If rehearsals starts by 4pm, you will now see them crawling in around 6pm with lame excuses

3 The overzealous ones

These kind of people are the ones that come like 2 hrs before rehearsals to clean the church, mop, and do some other things and still even do the same when the rehearsals are over,, as if they are in ushering and choir at the same time..

4 The very busy ones

You only see these kind of people rarely, maybe like once or twice in 2 months.. They are always very busy with one or two things that hinder them from coming to church..

5 The ones that can never sing except there is sound and instruments available

These ones will never sing except there is microphone available. Most especially girls
They always be like "I don't want to strain my voice" yen yen yen

6 The ones that can neverr share mic with another person

These ones are very stingy with mic, they can never share with you. They'd prefer not to sing and will even give you the mic to sing alone than for the both of you to sing together from one mic..

7 The frustrating ones

These ones ehn their mouth can smell for the world, and they always have the loudest voices. Someone will just be wondering if they don't wash their mouth at all..

8 The "spittees"

These ones can spit like snake..
You dare not sing with them or get too close to them else they wee just baff you with spit.

9 The proud ones

These ones don't ever follow the rules of the choir, just because they are good They come late to rehearsals and don't wait till the end.. Sometimes sef they even leave during service

10 The ones that don't ever take lead

These ones are very shy and timid, you can never see them taking lead. If by chance they are appointed to take lead for a particular song, you will never see them in church on the day of the performance.
All they do is backup backup backup and will never take lead.

11 The ones that are "just there"

These ones sef don't even know why they are in choir. They don't ever smile, they always have somewhere to go.. They will always remind you of time so as to finish rehearsals in time.

12 These ones that you will never see them until when there is a big upcoming program

That is the only time you ever see such people. Just because they want to shine they will now start doing eye service

13 The ones that are 100%committed

These ones will always arrive at rehearsals at least 30 minutes before rehearsals start, always come early to services and do the other necessities but they sing nonsense..

14 The over spiritual ones

These ones like this, small thing they are already on the ground speaking in tongues as if we too are not Christians

15 The "singers"

These ones can sing flat for Africa.. Most of them are always proud and not willing to learn upon the crap they sing. No matter how you correct them, they will always sing what they want to sing. The leaders don't ever give them songs to lead because they know they will do "justice" to it.

16 The "show offs"

These ones can show off ehn. They can run all the riffs and runs in music to impress people

17th The "eye service"

These ones can do eye service like mad. Like during service when pastor is prophesying, you will just see them firing in tongues so pastor can see them and favour them

18 The humorous ones

These ones can make rehearsals very interesting and lively apart from the usual music thing

19 The oversabi

These ones like to do like the bosses in the choir.. They will be doing like they are in charge or the music director

20 The ones that are always on suspension

These ones are always offending, so they get suspended every now and then because

The non contributors

These ones are just in the choir They don't ever contribute to anything they always be like "let them just finish this their rehearsals and lemme be going to my house jare"

OK, happy new week everyone and happy sunday, God bless you all in Jesus name

U try

Indeed

They are the Spices of Life.