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I Can't Shout by StudioCFR(m): 2:15pm On Sep 24, 2010
One day, a man was sitin in his ofice on de 19thflor of a buildin wen anoder man ran into his ofice and shouted, "John, yor daughter, Anna, just died in an acident right oposite dis buildin.
De gentuman was in panic.
Not knowin wat to do, he jumped out thru his ofice window.
While comin down, wen he was near de 14thflor, he remembad he did not hav a daughter named Anna. Wen he was near de 7thflor, he remembad he was not maried yet. Wen he was about to hit de
Ground, he remembad he was not even john!
Re: I Can't Shout by Vic2k3(m): 2:24pm On Sep 24, 2010
Hmmmm stud don sing the remix o
Re: I Can't Shout by Odunnu: 2:43pm On Sep 24, 2010
Where's the joke?
Re: I Can't Shout by Odunnu: 2:45pm On Sep 24, 2010
Where's the joke?
Re: I Can't Shout by dupsytosh(f): 2:47pm On Sep 24, 2010
sings *hmm,  hmm,  dis is d remix babie. . .*

its not even as interesting as  original post cheesy smiley smiley
Re: I Can't Shout by StudioCFR(m): 2:51pm On Sep 24, 2010
See dem mouth' like were is the joke?

Bad belle people mtchew
Re: I Can't Shout by Odunnu: 3:01pm On Sep 24, 2010
Na ur mouth save u,if to say u mention my name eh!
U no go knw wetin jam u.
Mumu joke.
Re: I Can't Shout by StudioCFR(m): 4:06pm On Sep 24, 2010
Bounce!
Comot make i see road

Better people dey talk, u self too raise hand wan talk.

Fear nor dey your dictionary?
Re: I Can't Shout by Odunnu: 5:02pm On Sep 24, 2010
Me bounce?! U dey smoke garri ni? Shey I don turn to ball wey go bounce?
No lemme rush u o!
C'mon say 'sori Aunty' b4 I slap dat ya face.
Re: I Can't Shout by cynthoney(f): 5:08pm On Sep 24, 2010
hey stud,u must pay me for copyright oh angry angry angry

how u go still make my work like this na?
Re: I Can't Shout by Odunnu: 5:15pm On Sep 24, 2010
Hey,u mean u are the original owner?
We'l sue this Stud. How much u get make we go 'buy' lawyer
Re: I Can't Shout by Odunnu: 5:16pm On Sep 24, 2010
Hey,u mean u are the original owner?
We'l sue this Stud. How much u get make we go 'buy' lawyer
Re: I Can't Shout by cynthoney(f): 5:20pm On Sep 24, 2010
for this kind of piracy,i ll use upto my last dime to buy d best lawyer in d world!!!!

stud has stepped on the tail of a hungry lion angry angry angry
Re: I Can't Shout by Vic2k3(m): 5:26pm On Sep 24, 2010
**swaggers in a body hugging tuxedo** who is hiring a lawyer? Is she ready to pay? wink wink
Re: I Can't Shout by cynthoney(f): 5:30pm On Sep 24, 2010
u wan be doctor be lawyer at d same time?

abi u think say na tuxedo be lawyer?

im willing to pay but for d best lawyer oh
Re: I Can't Shout by StudioCFR(m): 5:37pm On Sep 24, 2010
Every babe wan get my attention - price i pay to be celebrity.

My thread na women thread - dat shows how important i dey.
I hope una no go too miss me when i final'y dump jokes section and ginger my swagger wakka go music section
Re: I Can't Shout by cynthoney(f): 5:44pm On Sep 24, 2010
craze don turn ur surname bah?

u pirate my joke still get mouth talk?

no worry,i go kw as u go swagger go music section wen u dey behind bars!

try me! angry angry angry
Re: I Can't Shout by StudioCFR(m): 5:48pm On Sep 24, 2010
I nor Pirate your joke na freestyle i freestyle am -

No vex cuz i nor wan get issue wit D.P.O
Re: I Can't Shout by cynthoney(f): 5:58pm On Sep 24, 2010
tehehehe! grin grin grin

God don save u but u go still rub my hand wif something oh tongue
Re: I Can't Shout by StudioCFR(m): 6:04pm On Sep 24, 2010
Ok after rubbing your hand, wia else u go want me to rub- Your Bweast?
Re: I Can't Shout by Odunnu: 6:06pm On Sep 24, 2010
Warped
Re: I Can't Shout by Odunnu: 6:07pm On Sep 24, 2010
Warped
Re: I Can't Shout by StudioCFR(m): 6:10pm On Sep 24, 2010
Is she ok?
Re: I Can't Shout by cynthoney(f): 6:11pm On Sep 24, 2010
Studio CFR:

Ok after rubbing your hand, wia else u go want me to rub- Your Bweast?

u wish!!! tongue
Re: I Can't Shout by StudioCFR(m): 6:14pm On Sep 24, 2010
Shattap!
U said i should rub your dirty hand - and i bin think sey u go tell me to move up a little
Re: I Can't Shout by cynthoney(f): 6:20pm On Sep 24, 2010
u day-dreaming!!! tongue

no be only move up a little,u go soon move down a plenty, lol
Re: I Can't Shout by StudioCFR(m): 6:26pm On Sep 24, 2010
Tehehehe

I sooo hate u for making me laugh
Re: I Can't Shout by cynthoney(f): 6:45pm On Sep 24, 2010
tehehehe grin grin grin

i ll make u cry den cry cry cry

wait,im coming
Re: I Can't Shout by StudioCFR(m): 6:53pm On Sep 24, 2010
Me too i'm cu.ming mmmm lol
Re: I Can't Shout by cynthoney(f): 6:58pm On Sep 24, 2010
LMAO!!!! u na d highest oniranu i don see walahi embarassed

kai kai kai! u don spoil finish lipsrsealed
Re: I Can't Shout by StudioCFR(m): 7:33pm On Sep 24, 2010
No be my fault say i dey talk like dis.

And i nor too small reach like dat - na once in a while thing
Re: I Can't Shout by EfemenaXY: 10:42pm On Sep 24, 2010
seriously re-copied joke

and badly re-copied

and an 'orrible, 'orrible attempt of a joke

Sud you don dey slack seriously - wait!! I don forget - you nor get levels to start with!!

tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

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