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The Good Wife by yewaman: 6:38pm On Sep 26, 2010 |
There was a man who had worked all of his life & had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than anything. He felt sick and couldn’t treat himself properly, before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with m, e. I want 2 take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. One day he died & was stretched out in the casket with the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. After his relatives finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" "I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account & wrote him a cheque. |
Re: The Good Wife by EfemenaXY: 7:16pm On Sep 26, 2010 |
^^Nice!! |
Re: The Good Wife by Vic2k3(m): 7:32pm On Sep 26, 2010 |
Very smart woman |
Re: The Good Wife by seal777(m): 7:55pm On Sep 26, 2010 |
She is not a good christain. If she is,she is suppose to keep the money with her boy friend, kill her self to go confirm if their is a bank after life, then come back to deposit the money in her account and then write the husband a cheque to that effect. |
Re: The Good Wife by StudioCFR(m): 11:10pm On Sep 26, 2010 |
I'm still searching for the joke |
Re: The Good Wife by cynthoney(f): 4:52pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
the joke is in ur armpit,stud anyways,its an old joke |
Re: The Good Wife by EFCC1(m): 6:34pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
Studio CFR: where is your warrant @poster she agreed to put the money not cheque |
Re: The Good Wife by Osama10(m): 11:28pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
Really crazy joke, what a miser? |
Re: The Good Wife by StudioCFR(m): 8:01am On Sep 29, 2010 |
Una two nor well Lol |
Re: The Good Wife by angelz(f): 1:16pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
its ok |
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