http://questionmarkmag.com/2010/09/eat-beef-dodo-is-for-fools/

I was headed home back from Seun’s place, which was my last port of call for the day, hungry and craving some home cooked Bumshasha. My Ajala-travels-the-world-steez wasn’t yielding any beta result oh jare, so I just kept on strolling with a rather steady gait, trying very hard to make sure my stomach doesn’t send to my legs, signals, causing it to outrun an imaginary Forrest Gump and betray my hard-earned fineboy-ism; Sunshades ‘gummed’ to my face, earplugs plugged in, left hand clutching my BlackBerry in my pocket and slightly mouthing loudly the words to some new material I had just downloaded off the internet, I continued…er…strolling the six streets and four shortcuts to a decent meal. Three tracks later, I remembered Saliu’s house was two shops away, I smiled and walked on smartly hoping to mass-murder the worms having one kain dance rehearsal in my stomach.

Of course I met Saliu who didn’t notice my entrance maybe ‘cuz he was engaged in a shouting match with three shirtless dudes laughing throatily and effortlessly overshadowing the music reverberating off the radio’s speakers. I let them have fun as I went into the dark kitchen (thanks to PHCN) to help myself to some Beans and Dodo, when one of these really happy dudes pointed at me and screamed: “Dodo is for fools!”

I was contemplating forcing my fork down his oesophagus when Saliu quipped: “But Muphasa Modo is a Amalafucka shaa oh! which one be dodo is for fools again? I’m sure he was referring to Sinzu.” READ MORE: http://questionmarkmag.com/2010/09/eat-beef-dodo-is-for-fools/

As usual, it's copy and paste from questiommarkmag.com and I can bet my life the OP will never post a comment on the thread.