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If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Nanatrendy(f): 8:39pm On Jun 07, 2019 |
If you are to spend a day as the opposite sex, what will you do as the opposite sex in one day. |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Nanatrendy(f): 9:04pm On Jun 07, 2019 |
First thing I will do is to take a piss whilst standing and check my size. Will wash down with water running through my hair. Will go to that fried yam joint and get served early like other guys are by that food vendor who keeps ladies waiting longer than guys. Will figure out why guys can't close their legs when sitting down. Will toast a girl and if am lucky will figure out how it feels to drill someone. 8 Likes |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Oluromantic: 10:03pm On Jun 07, 2019 |
I will step out naked and allow every man I see to press my breast and sleep with me 3 Likes |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jun 07, 2019 |
1. I'll grope my breast all the time. 2. I'll donate my brain since I don't need it anymore. 5 Likes |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Mrshape: 10:32pm On Jun 07, 2019 |
Nanatrendy:Why do you think guys can't close their leg when sitting down?, for your information some guys can. |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Nanatrendy(f): 11:17pm On Jun 07, 2019 |
Mrshape:but most don't |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by movingclouds(m): 11:26pm On Jun 07, 2019 |
Nanatrendy:Cos we don't have a pantie we wanna hide |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by movingclouds(m): 11:29pm On Jun 07, 2019 |
First thing is to get a Love Machine... |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by lilmax(m): 11:31pm On Jun 07, 2019 |
go back to sleep 1 Like |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by majorbravo: 11:35pm On Jun 07, 2019 |
I'll beg to turn back to a man |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Foodforthought: 11:36pm On Jun 07, 2019 |
Become woman. God forbid. Na suicide be the next thing |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Nanatrendy(f): 11:43pm On Jun 07, 2019 |
movingclouds: |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Nanatrendy(f): 11:51pm On Jun 07, 2019 |
Foodforthought:just when you are about to commit suicide a guy sends you mobile money equivalent to 200 dollars will you still go ahead with the suicide? |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by dhameelare(m): 11:51pm On Jun 07, 2019 |
Xaos:Dat no. 2 got me laughing |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Reeberry: 2:03am On Jun 08, 2019 |
Nanatrendy:How does it feels to receive d**k in your v? 1 Like |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Foodforthought: 7:02am On Jun 08, 2019 |
Nanatrendy: |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Nanatrendy(f): 9:25am On Jun 08, 2019 |
Reeberry:ask ur gf |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by kingkoboko: 11:02am On Jun 08, 2019 |
2b honest, i go m a s t u r b a t e tire that day o! I luv d female body aswear. Knowin i'm still a MAN wit a female body 4jst 1day, i wont allow any man touch me cos it'll feel so GAY. Yuck! Nyama! And abeg, there beta b no menstrual flow that day o! Cos na there real wahala go dey. That s h i t fit make me regret & reject d 1day womanhood. Hehehe... 1 Like |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Reeberry: 11:45am On Jun 08, 2019 |
Nanatrendy:But you created the thread. That's why I am asking you. 1 Like |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Melison(m): 11:56am On Jun 08, 2019 |
Nanatrendy:Naughty head |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Melison(m): 11:59am On Jun 08, 2019 |
Simply sleep all day and wake up the next day as my self again,I no get time for rubbish |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by derrydinny: 12:00pm On Jun 08, 2019 |
go back to sleep |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Nanatrendy(f): 12:05pm On Jun 08, 2019 |
Reeberry:your question has been postponed to the next sitting of the elders . |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Reeberry: 12:43pm On Jun 08, 2019 |
Nanatrendy:Creating this thread is irrelevant if you can't answer questions concerning this. 1 Like |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Passionate888: 9:56am On Oct 30, 2019 |
Funny comments |
Re: If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex What Will You Do? by Kevsmart88(m): 10:45am On Oct 31, 2019 |
Haven't had this good laff in a while...rotfl...u guys made my day already 1 Like |
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