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Re: You Know You Grew Up In Benin City When: by 3RNEST(m): 11:30pm On Dec 15, 2010
*Amen(water) Joan* u 're just 2much, meet ur brother hails from, Oredo LGA, u 4 add when u re watchin romantic movies, our parents will fastward it, lol.

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Re: You Know You Grew Up In Benin City When: by lysaa(f): 1:42pm On Dec 16, 2010
therese-83:

@ poster n randy rly funny.
Wat of Edionwehe(oldest man in d area)? Dr is always an Edionwehe heading area meetings.
For doz of u dat grew up in Ewah rd who remembers crayon?
LOL
Is it Edionwehe or Odionwehe? We didn't have one then tho but heard about the ones in some lanes close-by.

DId O.L.A on Airport Rd for a bit. . Sisters' convent was just behind.

What about crayon?
Re: You Know You Grew Up In Benin City When: by therese83(f): 6:47am On Dec 17, 2010
@Iysaa- yea I think d ryte thn is actually Odionwehe. Lol. Crayon (I think) used to be one crazy lady that it wuz blvd used to mysteriously appear in lonely roads if:u r walking alone,call crayon 3x,if u c a bright coloured piece of cloth on d floor, n mny oda funny thns.
Who went to first foundation lesson?
Re: You Know You Grew Up In Benin City When: by AmenJoan(f): 2:38pm On Dec 17, 2010
3RNEST:

*Amen(water) Joan* u 're just 2much, meet your brother hails from, Oredo LGA, u 4 add when u re watchin romantic movies, our parents will fastward it, lol.

Hi, nice to meet u. My parents did that too. lol
lysaa:

LOL
Is it Edionwehe or Odionwehe? We didn't have one then tho but heard about the ones in some lanes close-by.

DId O.L.A on Airport Rd for a bit. . Sisters' convent was just behind.

What about crayon?

I think its Edionwere, the r is silent.
Re: You Know You Grew Up In Benin City When: by lysaa(f): 6:57pm On Dec 21, 2010
pardon my bad bini lang sis, ,lol

therese-83:

@Iysaa- yea I think d ryte thn is actually Odionwehe. Lol. Crayon (I think) used to be one crazy lady that it wuz blvd used to mysteriously appear in lonely roads if:u r walking alone,call crayon 3x,if u c a bright coloured piece of cloth on d floor, n mny oda funny thns.
Who went to first foundation lesson?
hahaha i can imagine how scary that was. .thats insane tho.
we sure heard so many funny stuff way back. Everything about the ancient benin kingdom has some freaky tale behind them.
Remember the mermaid statue about oba's palace n market. .i think close to oredo park. .heard some socks-pulling crap about that too. mehn, thank God for knowledge o. .cos those stories are deceptively convincing.
Re: You Know You Grew Up In Benin City When: by bright007(f): 2:26am On Dec 22, 2010
And lastly if u used ur money for launch to buy eleganza biro then u pour off d ink on a dirty water hoping it will spread out forming a mammy water image,
Re: You Know You Grew Up In Benin City When: by bright007(f): 2:38am On Dec 22, 2010
There is one thing everybody forgot to remember which is boarding the attachment seat on a commercial bus,if u really grew up in benin u will not forget dis,wen I came to lag 15 years ago there was nothing like d above
Re: You Know You Grew Up In Benin City When: by greedie1(f): 8:47am On Dec 22, 2010
didnt grow up in benin city but most of wat u wrote applies to me, fun was the days of ACTOR and BOSE
Re: You Know You Grew Up In Benin City When: by georgio(m): 12:09pm On Dec 22, 2010
Sundays at 2pm.

Hotel de Jordan
cast
chief Ajas
Dr Milomoro
kokori
Idemudia
Casino manager
Brefar
Chief Igho, etc
I cant forget the theme song.
''poor man de suffa. monkey de work, baboon dey chop.
Poor man dey suffa, monkey dey work, baboon dey chop.
, na where dey pain person he dey put for near fire,
, ,, if u no know, i tell u na me dey talk,
Poor man dey suffa, monkey dey work, baboon dey chop.

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Re: You Know You Grew Up In Benin City When: by lysaa(f): 12:37pm On Dec 22, 2010
LOL
Brefa. .my mama o or iye mwen.

One of the big men was always having a heart attack: Joooonah! Joonah

And one activist!

bright007:

And lastly if u used your money for launch to buy eleganza biro then u pour off d ink on a dirty water hoping it will spread out forming a mammy water image,
yeah, tried that with my friends, when we saw a shapeless image with tiny end (tail) we assumed that it was the mammy-water we saw.

bright007:

There is one thing everybody forgot to remember which is boarding the attachment seat on a commercial bus,if u really grew up in benin u will not forget dis,wen I came to lag 15 years ago there was nothing like d above
ugbe nor! love that. .lol
we forgot the tuke-tuke!
Re: You Know You Grew Up In Benin City When: by bright007(f): 7:09am On Dec 23, 2010
And yet another,the popular tv drama,can't remember d title but remember one of d popular cast used in d drama which is WILLI-WILLI
Re: You Know You Grew Up In Benin City When: by lysaa(f): 2:17pm On Dec 23, 2010
yeyyyy Innocent Ohiri. I was told they're ikwere casts. Maazi this maazi that. Nchele.

That was our cane to behave. hehehe
Re: You Know You Grew Up In Benin City When: by AmenJoan(f): 6:20pm On Sep 30, 2013
cheesy

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