ACCOUNTANTS are good with  figures. ACTORS do it on cue. ADVERTISERS use the "new,  improved"  method. AMBULANCE DRIVERS come  quicker. ANSI does it in the standard  way ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old. ARCHITECTS have great plans. ARTISTS are exhibitionists. ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it  over and over. ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus. ATTORNEYS make better motions. AUDITORS like to examine  figures. BABYSITTERS charge by the  hour. BAILIFFS always come to order. BAKERS knead it daily. BAND MEMBERS play all night. BANKERS do it with interest -  penalty for  early withdrawal. BARBERS do it with shear  pleasure. BARTENDERS do it on the rocks. BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to  first base. BASKETBALL PLAYERS score  more often. BEEKEEPERS like to eat their  honey. BEER BREWERS do it with more  hops. BEER DRINKERS get more head. BICYCLISTS do it with 10  speeds. BOOKKEEPERS do it with double  entry. BOSSES delegate the task to  others. BOWLERS have bigger balls. BRICKLAYERS lay all day. BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a  rubber. BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time. BUTCHERS have better meat. C'Bers do it on the air. CAMPERS do it in a tent. CARPENTERS hammer it harder. CARPET LAYERS do it on the  floor. CHEERLEADERS do it with more  enthusiasm. CHEMISTS like to experiment. CHESS PLAYERS check their  mates. CHIROPRACTORS do it by  manipulation. CLOCK MAKERS do it  mechanically. CLOWNS do it for laughs. COACHES whistle while they  work. COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it  with bugs. COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve  highballs. COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just  can't stop. COMPUTER OPERATORS get the  most out of their  software. CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a  better foundation. CONSULTANTS tell other how to  do it. COPS have bigger guns. COWBOYS handle anything Hot. COWGIRLS like to ride unprotected. CRANE OPERATORS have  swinging balls. CREDIT MANAGERS always  collect. DANCERS do it in leaps and  bounds. DEADHEADS do it with Jerry. DEER HUNTERS will do anything  for a buck. DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it  hurts.DENTISTS do it in your mouth. DETECTIVES do it under cover. DIETICIANS eat better. DIRECT MAILERS get it in the  sack. DIVERS do it deeper. DOCTORS do it with patience. DRUGGISTS fill your  prescription. DRUMMERS do it in 4 /4  time. DRY WALLER'S are better  bangers. ELECTRICIANS check your  shorts. ENGINEERS charge by the hour. EXECUTIVES have large staffs. FARMERS spread it around. FIREMEN are always in heat. FISHERMEN are proud of their  rods.

FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard. FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush. FURRIERS appreciate good beaver. GARBAGE MEN come once a week. GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses. GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day. GEOLOGISTS are great explorers. GOLFERS do it in 18 holes. GYMNASTS mount and dismount well. HACKERS do it with fewer instructions. HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs. HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency. HANDYMEN like good screws. HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision. HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer. HUNTERS do it with a bang. INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers. INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house. INVENTORS find a way. JANITORS clean up afterwards. JEWELERS mount real gems. JOGGERS do it on the run. LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper. LAWYERS do it in their briefs. LIBRARIANS do it quietly. LOCKSMITHS can get into anything. LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer. MACHINISTS make the best screws. MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye. MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet. MANAGERS supervise others. MARKETING REPs do it on commission. MILKMEN deliver twice a week. MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done. MINERS sink deeper shafts. MINISTERS do it on Sundays. MISSILE MEN have better thrust. MODELS do it in any position. MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters. MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs. MOVIE STARS do it on film. MUSICIANS do it with rhythm. NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing. NURSES call the shots. OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under. OPERATORS do it person-to- person.

OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to- face. PAINTERS do it with longer strokes. PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash. PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion. PILOTS keep it up longer. PLUMBERS do it under the sink. POLICEMEN like big busts. POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected. POSTMEN come slower. PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets. PRINTERS reproduce the fastest. PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end. PROFESSORS do it by the book. RACERS like to come in first. RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall, RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it. REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots. RECYCLERS use it again. REPAIRMEN can fix anything. REPORTERS do it daily. RESEARCHERS are still looking for it. RETAILERS move their merchandise. ROOFERS do it on top. RUNNERS get into more pants. SAILORS like to be blown. SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues. SCIENTISTS discovered it. SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5. SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.

SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls. SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists. SPELUNKERS do it underground. SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay. STEWARDESSES do it in the air. STUDENTS use their heads. SURGEONS are smooth operators. TAILORS make it fit. TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town. TAXIDERMISTS mount anything. TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking. TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals. TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls. TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks. TRUCKERS carry bigger loads. TYPISTS do it in triplicate. VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers. VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up. WAITRESSES serve it piping hot. WATER SKIERS come down harder. WELDERS have hotter rods. WRESTLERS know the best holds. WRITERS have novel ways. ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal.

Chronic internet users do it by proxy

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