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Little Johnny Joke by airbender(m): 10:09pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
Little Johnny and his grandfather are fishing by a peaceful lake beneath some weeping willow trees. The grandfather takes out a cigarette and lights it. Little Johnny says, "Grandpa, can I try one of your cigarettes?" "Can you touch your butt with your peni$?" "No," replies Little Johnny. "Then, you're not big enough," explains the grandfather. A few minutes pass, and the man takes a beer out of his cooler and opens it. Little Johnny then asks, "Grandpa, can I have some of your beer?" "Can you touch your a$$hole with your peni$?" "No," says Little Johnny. "Then, you're not old enough." Time passes and they continue to fish. Little Johnny gets hungry so he reaches into his lunch box, takes out a bag of cookies, and eats one. The grandfather looks at him and says, "They look good, can I have one of your cookies?" "Can you touch your a$$hole with your peni$?" "I most certainly can!" says the grandfather proudly. "Then go 4uck yourself. . . these are my cookies! |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by Dyt(f): 10:36pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
Giggles |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by Kunbee: 11:10pm On Oct 03, 2010 |
Johnny na Studio bast**d pikin |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by Vic2k3(m): 6:44am On Oct 04, 2010 |
^^ which u both had together |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by greedie1(f): 8:36am On Oct 04, 2010 |
spoilt lil johnny giggling |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by Jeovy(m): 12:57pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
disinherit little johnny |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by clemcykul(f): 1:20pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
jeovy?? lol i don die |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by Dyt(f): 1:30pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
.Clem d she he,where v u bn |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by clemcykul(f): 1:43pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
been everywhere excpt jokes hows life wiff u? misd ya |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by Dyt(f): 1:49pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
We dey try o,studio dey feed his 32 babies,vicks n efe don born,ido n element dey o,tanimz sef dey do,black no gree leave dem gals |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by clemcykul(f): 1:50pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
mehn dis na serious update, which babe born for studioo?? lol i pity the chick sha |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by Dyt(f): 1:54pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
U say u pity me,i no o talk again |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by airbender(m): 2:05pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day, he took his questions to his mother, and she became flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning, Johnny explained everything to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand in her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would. Except he's not as good as the doctor, because he seemed too have trouble finding her heart. He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis told him she was really HOT. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick. . . a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long. HONEST! anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the lake! Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the eel go. . . I guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so that she could get a scissor lock on it. And he helped by laying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them. After a while, they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough they had killed the eel. . . I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out. |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by clemcykul(f): 2:11pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
tyte stuff lol |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by airbender(m): 2:29pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
. . . cont 4rm where i stop . . . Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went courting on anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. And by golly, the eel wasn't dead after all. It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats, they have nine lives or something. This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After about 35 minutes of struggle, they finally killed the eel. I know it was dead this time because I saw sis's boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the toilet. . ." |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by tayo200(m): 3:29pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
D child na bastard |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by clemcykul(f): 4:41pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
chuckles********** |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by deelady(f): 4:42pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
LWKMD. . . d mom must b so shocked! lol |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by airbender(m): 7:32pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
the stupid boy does all sort of stupid thins |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by airbender(m): 9:15pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her kitten. He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge." A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!" She replies, "I lost it, honey." A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?" Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!" |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by Kunbee: 9:27pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
Vic2k3: Who asked you |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by Dyt(f): 9:41pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
Johnny d lil bad boy |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by clemcykul(f): 9:47am On Oct 05, 2010 |
lol at black sponge, why not white?? |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by airbender(m): 10:40am On Oct 05, 2010 |
clemcykul:pubic hair are not white' are they? |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by clemcykul(f): 11:51am On Oct 05, 2010 |
wat about old women's hair aint dey white? |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by airbender(m): 5:21pm On Oct 05, 2010 |
their hair are black. . . maybe the older they get the darker they bcome if u stil doubt. . . ask a granny |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by clemcykul(f): 10:44am On Oct 06, 2010 |
lol ure not serious, u want granny to swear on me? |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by airbender(m): 5:06pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
grann mama swear no go catch u. . .e go only tear d armpit of ur cloth |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by clemcykul(f): 9:17am On Oct 07, 2010 |
lol its better dan tearn my life completely |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by airbender(m): 6:06pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
so u know won die |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by airbender(m): 8:46am On Oct 08, 2010 |
One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he asked what "b!tch" and "ba$tard" mean. They explained that they mean "lady" and "gentleman." The next day, he overheard his parents having $£X. He later asked what "P£N!$" and "PU$$¥" mean. His parents explained that they refer to "hats" and "coats." At supper the next day, Little Johnny's mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled, "Oh 4UCk!" Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means "cut." A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, "Hello b!tch$ and ba$tards! Hurry up with your P£N!$ and PU$$¥ -- we can't wait to 4UCk the turkey!" |
Re: Little Johnny Joke by dani1luv: 11:46am On Oct 08, 2010 |
Mahn i Loff this jokes. . . |
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