Sure, you could put on a sexy outfit, give him flirty looks, and hope he gets the message. Or you could follow these pieces of advice from comedian Amy Schumer

1. Approach him at a bar and say in a sexy voice, “Hi, do you have gonorrhea? Do you want it?”

2. Make out with your hand, giving it some long, wet, sensual kisses, to ensure he’s aware of your skills.

3. Casually drop your birth control prescription in front of him so he knows you're down to party.

4. Wear a maternity shirt and say, “Dress for the job you want, right?”

5. Insult everything about him so he thinks you’re better than him. That’s a huge turn-on.

6. Talk about all your favorite Ani DiFranco and Tori Amos songs, then offer to sing him a medley of each one.

7. Let him know that you don’t swallow because of your nut allergy.

8. Begin sobbing uncontrollably out of nowhere, and refuse to explain why. Men love mystery.

9. If he offers to buy you a drink, request a vodka cranberry and mention that you’ve been trying to kick this UTI for weeks.

10. Ask to borrow his phone then erase all the numbers but yours. He’ll know you mean business. He may be mad now, but he'll appreciate it later.

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I personally love no. 10, trying to figure out what would happen. Delete all contacts

[quote][/quote]What a cartload of tripe.
Meant for 4yrs olds.

Thats why its a joke. Thought you were the "moderator"

the joke's on you, iice  

My answer to the first question would be: "No, but I have AIDS, please give me gono."

it can work at times

it is just that men dont want to believe that they are following a pattern a textbook

if u had not red this and it is tried on u
it might work wondee4fully

it is just that when someone highlights is own success tips

other listerning start denying
saying it does not work on them

The brain that created that can create another too

the most important thing is to get the logic behind it
the idea

convert it ito ur own scene

No1 certainly cant work on someone who deosnt vist the bar
that does not mean not doesnt work!!

No10 wont work on a phone that is locked or not within reaCH
but it can be coverted to ur immediate surrounding

slap1:

My answer to the first question would be: "No, but I have AIDS, please give me gono."

Its kind of funny but obviously the guy will be miles away from you b4 you get to step number 4

^^ I seriously doubt it.

slap1:

My answer to the first question would be: "No, but I have AIDS, please give me gono."HIV

lwkmd,

@iice. I have a feeling that Number 10 might work. Why don't you try it out on behalf of the house (Nairaland) and give us a feedback ,

Ibo-made:

@iice. I have a feeling that Number 10 might work. Why don't you try it out on behalf of the house (Nairaland) and give us a feedback ,

She'd be typing the feedback from her bed in the orthopaedic hospital !

slap1:

She'd be typing the feedback from her bed in the orthopaedic hospital !

I'm sure iice will be alrite. But judging by your user name she could be in a spot of bother

iice:

Sure i can erase every number, including my own.

lol, better.

Lol, 5 and 10 might give u a black eye when you are done.

iice, for someone who thinks she's the sharpest tool in the box, you're being incredibly fatuous

That will never work, Life is not a movie.

Even if na for Honeymoon, na im you come practice number 10  with me, Hmmm! the honey go disappear from the moon. The story no go end well lai lai.

Combination of 1 & 2 would surely attract d beating of ur life.

Topic should 've been titled : How To get a guy "freakn mad" in2 bed

rotflmao, yeah rite