Forwarded as received from my group chat. What do you advice in this situation.

"Please I need your advice as I think I am in soup:
"I was surfing the internet, precisely the Facebook on the first day of my leave recently when I saw this pretty lady on Facebook. I work with a popular telecommunication company in Jos and I was on leave.
"Some days after I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger, she responded and that was how it all started.. Something in me was saying take it easy, but this spirit of Casanova in me was really prepared to deal with me.
" Fast forward to three months later after pressure, she accepted but told me she didn't want a serious relationship, I begged, persuaded and convinced her telling her I am a different person. I told her all I want was marriage even when I knew I was married and my wife and children will soon come back.
"She asked if I was married but I lied that I wasn't married. I asked her if she works but she told me she is a student doing her Masters in University of Jos. She started visiting me and luckily enough, my wife and children have traveled. Fortunately or unfortunately, I started touching her.. Last weekend, she visited me and she even spent the weekend with me.
" On Sunday morning she asked me to go drop her which I obliged.. We drove to Rukuba road enroute Bassa local government area of Plateau state , she pointed to the Rukuba barracks gate and asked me to drive in..I thought she was joking but she was not. We got to the gate and to my surprise , amazement and consternation the soldiers at the gate were saluting her.
" At that point, I became confused, perplexed, flabbergasted, and flummoxed.I began to sweat but she did not notice.. I dropped her and she pecked me as I managed to drive off the gate.
"To my greatest surprise , her discussion on daily basis is always on marriage, weddings and ceremonies. She keeps telling me she had been disappointed in the past but she sees me as a dream come true . She also said she told her pastor about me and he told her I will be a good husband. She assured me that I don't need to spend so much on the wedding as she will carry most of the resposinbility.
"Just this morning she fully introduced herself as Major Victoria, her only two brothers are Lt Col in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired General..

"I know I am dead but I don't know how dead I am..my wife and kids are due to return to Jos next week..

Please I need advise my people. What's your advice please?

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He is completely dead.


Is either he seeks for a transfer and run away with his family

Or

He finds a nice picture he will use as obituary pic.

shaqur231:
Forwarded as received from my group chat. What do you advice in this situation.

"Please I need your advice as I think I am in soup:
"I was surfing the internet, precisely the Facebook on the first day of my leave recently when I saw this pretty lady on Facebook. I work with a popular telecommunication company in Jos and I was on leave.
"Some days after I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger, she responded and that was how it all started.. Something in me was saying take it easy, but this spirit of Casanova in me was really prepared to deal with me.
" Fast forward to three months later after pressure, she accepted but told me she didn't want a serious relationship, I begged, persuaded and convinced her telling her I am a different person. I told her all I want was marriage even when I knew I was married and my wife and children will soon come back.
"She asked if I was married but I lied that I wasn't married. I asked her if she works but she told me she is a student doing her Masters in University of Jos. She started visiting me and luckily enough, my wife and children have traveled. Fortunately or unfortunately, I started touching her.. Last weekend, she visited me and she even spent the weekend with me.
" On Sunday morning she asked me to go drop her which I obliged.. We drove to Rukuba road enroute Bassa local government area of Plateau state , she pointed to the Rukuba barracks gate and asked me to drive in..I thought she was joking but she was not. We got to the gate and to my surprise , amazement and consternation the soldiers at the gate were saluting her.
" At that point, I became confused, perplexed, flabbergasted, and flummoxed.I began to sweat but she did not notice.. I dropped her and she pecked me as I managed to drive off the gate.
"To my greatest surprise , her discussion on daily basis is always on marriage, weddings and ceremonies. She keeps telling me she had been disappointed in the past but she sees me as a dream come true . She also said she told her pastor about me and he told her I will be a good husband. She assured me that I don't need to spend so much on the wedding as she will carry most of the resposinbility.
"Just this morning she fully introduced herself as Major Victoria, her only two brothers are Lt Col in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired General..

"I know I am dead but I don't know how dead I am..my wife and kids are due to return to Jos next week..

Please I need advise my people. What's your advice please?

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Better start using leg to trek towards Niger Republic, throw your phones and laptops into a dustbin and continue walking.

Dying in the desert will be a very dignified way to end than what is coming for you.

My advice for you is.,....

















Go and start pricing coffin

I know the story is a lie o...but i wont blame that person if he tries taking sniper

Firstly Just Make Relocate your wife


Secondly tell her to calm down with the marriage talk


Thridly Try calling her less and less when she ask why tell her works been too busy


Four Start putting in for transfer to another state


When the transfer finalize, call her and tell her you can't marry a soldier.

But you fvck up big time to cheat and deny your wife...

Let me just end by calling you an Id'iot

Tell her you can't marry a soldier. Call her now,
Tell her that is one of your resolution you made when a female soldier brutalised your father when you were just 8years.
She might resign because of you.
So just go further that you promised your self never to marry anyone that had anything to do with the army.
She will just free u.
Remember call her by phone not one on one o
Next time don't play rough play, because I will not do calculations for u again on similar matters

Mrshape:
Tell her you can't marry a soldier. Call her now,
Tell her that is one of your resolution you made when a female soldier brutalised your father when you were just 8years.
She might resign because of you.
So just go further that you promised your self never to marry anyone that had anything to do with the army.
She will just free u.
Remember call her by phone not one on one o
Next time don't play rough play, because I will not do calculations for u again on similar matters

wow.. Apt

You don't need advice....all you need to do is to Design your coffin already

Nigerians and the fear for military folks. I guess it's because of their abuses on civilians but it's very wrong.
Do you know one can live all his life in the USA without seeing a single soldier in uniform like we see in Nigeria?

Well, the young man should better start writing his will because I'm sure they will brutalize him even though he deserves it.

Lwkm....see bad market

U get wife u still dey find away game..... See were e don land you now

U wee na hurt dah girl... Den wen the right person comes for ha.... Cus u dn hurt ha she we feel all guys are the same....... Na alna dey spoil our names so

Relocate to another city. Change your Facebook account change your phone no. If possible so that she will not locate you again

If this is a true life story just confess and receive the beating, she won't kill you.

Lolz.....this bro don enter am o. She has to break up with d lady with a very good excuse. On no occasion must she allow the lady know he is married.

adedayoa2:
If this is a true life story just confess and receive the beating, she won't kill you.

well done. Ever heard of internal bleeding? You want the guy to bleed internally abi

And so fvcking what?

Nor be only major, na field marshal.