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Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by johndoe200: 6:14am On Oct 06, 2010 |
I ran into an acquaintance I hadn't seen for some years and we got talking. I asked him if he is married now and he said no. When I asked why he said that he can not "trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die". He maintains that this is fundamentally unnatural. When I thought about what he said, I saw his point. Anything that bleeds for 5 days should normally die of blood loss. Guys, what do you think? |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by InkedNerd(f): 6:19am On Oct 06, 2010 |
Sounds dumb to me. I bleed for 7 days so am I monaural? What does your friend want? A dead body? |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by johndoe200: 6:25am On Oct 06, 2010 |
Anything that bleeds for days, be it 5 or 7 and doesn't die is not natural!! Mark of the devil (just a thought)? |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by InkedNerd(f): 6:28am On Oct 06, 2010 |
Lmfao, sounds like a load of crap, but hey if that's what you think then good for you. Can't wait to show this thread to my old sociology professor. |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by Nobody: 6:29am On Oct 06, 2010 |
johndoe200: LOL what manner of human is that I am still laughing. Ask him if he need something has stoped bleeding and will never bleed again forever, Maybe my great grandma will have an idea what he want. |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by InkedNerd(f): 6:34am On Oct 06, 2010 |
Lmao, the man wants a dead body. |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by googles: 6:43am On Oct 06, 2010 |
lol. . . . men are crazy |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by johndoe200: 6:44am On Oct 06, 2010 |
Inked_Nerd: No, you are being simplistic. He was simply stating that the unnatural biology of women is an outward sign of the well known female propensity for evil. |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by InkedNerd(f): 6:48am On Oct 06, 2010 |
johndoe200: I get what your friend is saying but its still a load of crap. What is so unnatural about a woman having her period? This is the human body we're talking about for goodness sakes. Because you as a man don't experience the same thing doesn't mean its unnatural. |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by Nobody: 7:02am On Oct 06, 2010 |
lol@the thread title |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by Nobody: 7:04am On Oct 06, 2010 |
shouldn't this be in jokes section? |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by Specialist900(m): 7:39am On Oct 06, 2010 |
@topic. I never thought it this way before o. Lol |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by Nobody: 8:04am On Oct 06, 2010 |
LMFAO your friend is a born comedian. He mean to say he don't even trust his sisters? Damn! shame. |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by InkedNerd(f): 8:10am On Oct 06, 2010 |
He doesn't trust his mama either . |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by Nobody: 8:25am On Oct 06, 2010 |
okay thanks for saying that. I didn't want to cause any offence |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by InkedNerd(f): 8:28am On Oct 06, 2010 |
^^^ lol |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by 190: 8:29am On Oct 06, 2010 |
That idea is DUMB, anything that bleeds for 5 days ought to die what kinda irrational thinkin is that sef |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by InkedNerd(f): 8:37am On Oct 06, 2010 |
Ask am. Seem like he want dead body. |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by slap1(m): 8:38am On Oct 06, 2010 |
And that friend of yours came out via the bleeding 'port'? He should grab a rope and do justice to himself! |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by slap1(m): 8:41am On Oct 06, 2010 |
On a second thought your friend could be a confirmed homo! |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by member27: 8:49am On Oct 06, 2010 |
why are you all getting worked up ? cant you all see the joke in the statement and move on |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by InkedNerd(f): 8:51am On Oct 06, 2010 |
★★★★, I like your user name |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by slap1(m): 8:57am On Oct 06, 2010 |
★★★★:The replies are mostly aimed at comedy, so the import is not totally lost on us. |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by Specialist900(m): 8:58am On Oct 06, 2010 |
The only explanation for this is that your friend didn't take biology classes during high school. ★★★★:moving on. |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by Creamish(f): 9:01am On Oct 06, 2010 |
Let d curious cat take a one-way ticket to heaven [size=5pt](i'l suggest he b blind folded, bound hands n feet n left in d middle of the express way)[/size] & forward his question to God. He can then visit u in ur dream for d response. . rubbish! |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by InkedNerd(f): 9:02am On Oct 06, 2010 |
Specialist900: Either that or he didn't go to school at all |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by Cute500(f): 10:31am On Oct 06, 2010 |
This is simply stupid and retarded. Move to the joke section plz. |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by 190: 10:49am On Oct 06, 2010 |
@tymes i wonder how some people think |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by daylae(m): 10:57am On Oct 06, 2010 |
Almost got lost there. . . Depends on the blood flow;but definately not a loose tap,then all pints would have been lost far less than 5days. Maybe her case is one out of many cases. . .and that's just scary. We don't have it that much inside. |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by johndoe200: 2:50pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
Actually this are serious questions, especially for the men: 1. Can you trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die? 2. Is it not unnatural for something to bleed for days? 3. Is it not a "mark of the devil". Before you offer unreasoned comment think about this - In all organized religions (Catholics, Anglicans, Baptists, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists etc those that bleed are considered unworthy of leading a congregation and of being the head of the religion. |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by ZIMDRILL(m): 3:00pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
johndoe200: really ? you should have reasoned my deeper thats the same thing that made see the world you are seeing today thats the same thing that made your daddy marry your mum (not love only) but kitten power thats the same thing that would make your father almost kill someone if he hears that some nigga is tapping your mum thats the same thing that can makes a man leave his family and start his own family |
Re: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by queeneve: 3:18pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
(laughing out loud and crying) |
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