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Irresistible To Women by Nobody: 2:00pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes." The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account." Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here." Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women." Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates |
Re: Irresistible To Women by makajibbz(m): 2:18pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
;d ;d ;d |
Re: Irresistible To Women by Nobody: 3:38pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
lol, Nice one! |
Re: Irresistible To Women by Vic2k3(m): 8:30pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
Hehehehe. I hve got an idea lol |
Re: Irresistible To Women by jeythunder(m): 8:41pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
AM I supp'osed to be laughin' or what can't believe you would write out a copy and pasted joke for all nairalanders to read!!! shees!!!! |
Re: Irresistible To Women by Nobody: 9:56pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
imagine the concobility |
Re: Irresistible To Women by mondob2k(m): 3:01am On Oct 08, 2010 |
@Jetthunder, try to ecourage people whowho find out time to make people laugh. which one-original or 'copied and pasted, have we seen from you? 'nairaland is fed with people like you' @poster nice one bob |
Re: Irresistible To Women by airbender(m): 8:19am On Oct 08, 2010 |
@jeythunder u are SUSPENDED i mean u are EXPELLED no! no! no! u are FRIED sorry i mean. .u are FIRIED. . .do nl a favour of not coming back. |
Re: Irresistible To Women by flexystar(f): 10:15am On Oct 08, 2010 |
mondob no vex, i wan ask u this question, abi u be stammerer ur post look like one (no offense ) na question only na ask |
Re: Irresistible To Women by dani1luv: 10:22am On Oct 08, 2010 |
Yeah kpa. . ose. .hmnnnnnnnnnnn I love |
Re: Irresistible To Women by yinkalink(f): 12:58pm On Oct 09, 2010 |
i beg 2 differ,not all women find chocolate irresistible |
Re: Irresistible To Women by EfemenaXY: 10:10pm On Oct 12, 2010 |
^^ girl, u just took the words right outta ma mouth @poster try harder pls |
Re: Irresistible To Women by Kunbee: 10:47pm On Oct 13, 2010 |
So women like chocolate, never knew . I thought it was everyone |
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