*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*

Due to the current, prevailing trend of rape claims (whether real or not) and sometimes unfounded allegations made by some women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action" to avoid a case of had I known.

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

_______________________
(Signature of Screwee)

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(Signature of Screwer)

Please feel free to keep this precedent in your archives should the need arise for a future client. ����

Jesu!!! apostle must hear this.....wetin be this...oya sama me the paper make I sign am...but on a contrary you have a point oooo

Better to be safe

With the way things are right now apart from signing agreement there should be video coverage of the action to proof beyond reasonable doubt in case of future accusation.

natnoble:
With the way things are right now apart from signing agreement there should be video coverage of the action to proof beyond reasonable doubt in case of future accusation.

Yes because ladies will still claim you made them to sign under duress(by force)