Adapting to new situation is a learning process for most pple, cus they want to easily adapt to situations and conditions when they get to hell fire or heaven (whichever).

Why are some pple tall and some other short?

Because we need to have different sizes of manliness!

What's your measure?

ain't got one so,


of wot use is it?

ask a one year old boy
y don't we have snow in nigeria?

cos we are black.


JOKE
"GIRLS NIGHT OUT: two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. they were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. the first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. after finishing, they made their way home. the next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "these damn girls nights out have got to stop. my wife came home last night without her panties." "that's nothing," said the other. "mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'from all of us at the fire Station, well never forget you'.



what do you think about that JOKE. . . funny?

boring

did u ever think of it?

ya, b4 i was born.

should i tell another joke?

no of course not - because if u do i would read it

why r some people ITK?

Because they'd like to be one

Why must everybody here gives a wrong answer?

Because we are all silly and dont want to admit it!



Do you know you are silly, very silly?

if u know u are, then maybe

who is spider man?

ur boyfriend.


don't you know him?

i guess i do hmmmm

why are we humans?

Cus we are human beings




Why are u born?

To be named after my dad





why is the earth spherial?

cos its not


y do people say 'you suck' when you do things in a certain way. and what is bad about sucking

cuzz its good




why do mostr people wear cloths?

because they are hypocrites


Do you know you can walk the streets naked expressing your human rights and be called madman?

No


Do you know you can have sex in the public with your gurl and claim the right of been called a dog?

I don't know

Why do people run mad?

because they can't walk mad




why do sounds travel?

because humans do

why are u asking questions?

Cus he is a questionaire.

Why do u think he's asking Question?

Perhaps because he cant talk but can only type!



Do you think you will run mad for a lady someday?

No as long as u wouldn,t want to run mad for a lady one day.

UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP CHELSEA.

Don't u think we are the blues thats why we are called the chelsea?

I wouldn't use "we"

Y am i listening to music??

because u dont have TV

what is my real name?

ZOMBI


is that right?

No! his real name is Draculla !


Are you is sibbling?

Nope, boss

why do we watch movies?

@ why are the beautiful ones not yet born

Because the ugly bastards refused to die

Why did they refuse to die

because u r still alive

what kindda question is that?