cos u put it there.
why do girls always fall 4 guys dat r tall dark n handsome?

Buhari has draged BABA IYABO to supreme court.



Can you believe that Etteh also ordered a N98m or there about body massager that was not approved?

You might have done worse things





Do you know if Etteh is married with Kids ??

Her puppies didn't even have enough space in the house sef.


Why you dey ask sef, se you wan marry am?

no, i think he only wants to scrutinize his ass


hi people, isn't it great to be back?

Na wa oo, I don miss you tire, even tommy dey accuse me sef because of you.



Where you go sef? _{I don even leave one msg for you for that be the last to post.}

He was among the people that got free from the recent Jail Break.






Is anyone as bored as i am today ??

It is keybored




Are you sure you were not among them, ehn, mishooo?

I almost caught you but someone fired a gun in my direction







How do we get moving after a deep fall ??

na wa you almost gave some one hypertention. _{I missed you.}





Mishooo i hope you are not gealous? _{not to worry, u still got my back}

@Veracious, hope your back is very big??

@Topic, I dont know anyone by that name





Can Love at first sight last a lifetime??

_{running, panting, running, panting sweating profusely.}

I was almost late to this tread, i had to run down here so i can be the first to read this question.




can i get a glass of iced water?

am not weeping so no eyes water for you






How can i be as rich as Bill Gates without working ??

by getting a life



how do u tell who's a fraud?

U ll know a fraud by staying under a bridge all night.Before 5 am a fraud will come ur way in Olopa Uniform.

(hey mishoo dat big ass joke is funny o.

Nawa na real wa 4 u,hope u wernt hurt at the escape sha,police lied 2 us dat u dint escape,missed u man)

Why dont Oil workers drink oil(petrol) after their meals

cos there will be no oil (petrol) left after using it 2 fry their meat.

talking about the police, i was illegally arrested by the police 2 days before my b.day.
yes, i'm aware that the curfew starts from 9pm
no, i wasn't moving around. i was just at my gate, cos phcn a.k.a. napa as done their thing, when the men on black pointed their guns at me and ordered me to come out. i was robbed seven thousand naira b4 they released me just a day to my b.day


what do you think about the nigerian police system?

Alao Akala has sacked 34,000 workers in Oyo. ^{By the way, when was your birthday?}



Is it ninja tortise or ninja turtle?

ITS NAIJA ELEPHANT





DO YOU THINK ETTEH IS A SCAPE GOAT??

na wa  please tell rubie not to go now.




did you grt to watch Nigeria's  live wrestling match last night?

yeah! Only that they used agbada as fishing net to curb thier prey.


Do u who won the contest? _{just curious}

yea, the guy with the agbada i guess

guess what guys?

what women can do men cannot





whats today's date?

9099090909090909090 and 44



what is a moon?

a moon is a big white globe with a 10,000 watt bulb fixed in it; which got stucked in the cloud and assist Nepa wen there is no light!



where is the location of the garden of Eden?

the location of the garden of eden is in the pant


have you been there b4?

The Pantene Pro V sure washes Pants clean




Do you usually wear pants or boxers _{or briefs}

Why must one wears them, anyway?



which one is briefs?

youknowno briefcase again.


What about shorttime?

what about it


don't you prefer daybreak?

thats my favorite, but the briefing one is no good for me

can you stay that long on a date?

The date is truly a sweet food



Does the Prison really rehabilitate?

The prison is a place where apples grow


Is this thread almost dead or what??