| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Goalnaldo(m): 9:16pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
ClintonNzedimma:
If Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest
Zlatan lost his Virginity before his parents
Zlatan kicked a horse neck, the horse descendants were known as girrafes
The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive
One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house
In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.
Zlatan beat Monalisa in a staring
competition
Before Mark Zuckerberg coded facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan
Zlatan Gmail account is gmail@zlatan.com
When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
When Zlatan Ibile saw Zlatan , He went back home as Ibile
When Zlatan gave a handshake to Banky W, Banky W started plaiting dada
When nairaland moves Zlatan topic to front page, they experience server error.
When Zlatan saw Naira Marley's soapy dance, he was disgusted, EFCC called Naira Marley back
When Wizkid met Zlatan, He became WizMan
When Zlatan wanted to vote, INEC servers started working
When Zlatan visited Aso Rock, Buhari was not lifeless
When Zlatan entered BBnaija, he evicted Big Brother.
When Zlatan came to game of thrones, Tyrion Lannister became a tall person
When Zlatan entered X-factor, he voted Simon Cowell out
When Zlatan is watching a movie with people at Silverbird cinema, and his phone rings, he pauses the movie
When Zlatan met Frank Edoho, the show was renamed Who wants to be a Zlatannaire
When Zlatan wants to write an exam, he is the one invigilating the invigilator
When Zlatan saw Local Man Can Can, Zlatan was still not impressed when he heard COZA it became daCOSTA  |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by IamSoProlific: 9:17pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
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| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Diesel1(m): 9:18pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
post=80071249:
Zlatan The King!
The only Zlatan we know!!
Any other Zlatan is a counterfeit!!! Ibile nko |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by CloudResident(m): 9:38pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
ClintonNzedimma:
If Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest
Zlatan lost his Virginity before his parents
Zlatan kicked a horse neck, the horse descendants were known as girrafes
The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive
One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house
In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.
Zlatan beat Monalisa in a staring
competition
Before Mark Zuckerberg coded facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan
Zlatan Gmail account is gmail@zlatan.com
When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
When Zlatan Ibile saw Zlatan , He went back home as Ibile
When Zlatan gave a handshake to Banky W, Banky W started plaiting dada
When nairaland moves Zlatan topic to front page, they experience server error.
When Zlatan saw Naira Marley's soapy dance, he was disgusted, EFCC called Naira Marley back
When Wizkid met Zlatan, He became WizMan
When Zlatan wanted to vote, INEC servers started working
When Zlatan visited Aso Rock, Buhari was not lifeless
When Zlatan entered BBnaija, he evicted Big Brother.
When Zlatan came to game of thrones, Tyrion Lannister became a tall person
When Zlatan entered X-factor, he voted Simon Cowell out
When Zlatan is watching a movie with people at Silverbird cinema, and his phone rings, he pauses the movie
When Zlatan met Frank Edoho, the show was renamed Who wants to be a Zlatannaire
When Zlatan wants to write an exam, he is the one invigilating the invigilator
When Zlatan saw Local Man Can Can, Zlatan was still not impressed Finally I've seen someone that knows Zlatan more than Zlatan. O'boy you sabi Zlatan!  |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Lomprico2: 9:42pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
god |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Gidah: 9:48pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
ClintonNzedimma:
If Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest
Zlatan lost his Virginity before his parents
Zlatan kicked a horse neck, the horse descendants were known as girrafes
The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive
One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house
In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.
Zlatan beat Monalisa in a staring
competition
Before Mark Zuckerberg coded facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan
Zlatan Gmail account is gmail@zlatan.com
When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
When Zlatan Ibile saw Zlatan , He went back home as Ibile
When Zlatan gave a handshake to Banky W, Banky W started plaiting dada
When nairaland moves Zlatan topic to front page, they experience server error.
When Zlatan saw Naira Marley's soapy dance, he was disgusted, EFCC called Naira Marley back
When Wizkid met Zlatan, He became WizMan
When Zlatan wanted to vote, INEC servers started working
When Zlatan visited Aso Rock, Buhari was not lifeless
When Zlatan entered BBnaija, he evicted Big Brother.
When Zlatan came to game of thrones, Tyrion Lannister became a tall person
When Zlatan entered X-factor, he voted Simon Cowell out
When Zlatan is watching a movie with people at Silverbird cinema, and his phone rings, he pauses the movie
When Zlatan met Frank Edoho, the show was renamed Who wants to be a Zlatannaire
When Zlatan wants to write an exam, he is the one invigilating the invigilator
When Zlatan saw Local Man Can Can, Zlatan was still not impressed sicko mode |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by UrVillagePpl: 9:53pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
ClintonNzedimma:
If Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest
Zlatan lost his Virginity before his parents
Zlatan kicked a horse neck, the horse descendants were known as girrafes
The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive
One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house
In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.
Zlatan beat Monalisa in a staring
competition
Before Mark Zuckerberg coded facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan
Zlatan Gmail account is gmail@zlatan.com
When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
When Zlatan Ibile saw Zlatan , He went back home as Ibile
When Zlatan gave a handshake to Banky W, Banky W started plaiting dada
When nairaland moves Zlatan topic to front page, they experience server error.
When Zlatan saw Naira Marley's soapy dance, he was disgusted, EFCC called Naira Marley back
When Wizkid met Zlatan, He became WizMan
When Zlatan wanted to vote, INEC servers started working
When Zlatan visited Aso Rock, Buhari was not lifeless
When Zlatan entered BBnaija, he evicted Big Brother.
When Zlatan came to game of thrones, Tyrion Lannister became a tall person
When Zlatan entered X-factor, he voted Simon Cowell out
When Zlatan is watching a movie with people at Silverbird cinema, and his phone rings, he pauses the movie
When Zlatan met Frank Edoho, the show was renamed Who wants to be a Zlatannaire
When Zlatan wants to write an exam, he is the one invigilating the invigilator
When Zlatan saw Local Man Can Can, Zlatan was still not impressed if by any chance Zlatan see's this, he will smile and say ZLATAN INSPIRED IT  MR FLAMBOYANCY  |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by chimeziedickson: 9:54pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
Zlatan is phenomenal...... |
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| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by OTayobami(m): 10:15pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
yucydezzy:
Him dey score from anywhere for pes2013, na terror hin be aswel Even ps2 pes2015 that year from midfield |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Icon79(m): 10:29pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
Just take a look at my 3 forwards and tell me whom I should replace CR7 with O pari Jokerman:
Lol.... Cr7 hater..... ... Putting delima in midfield |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by kojusoluwa7(m): 10:41pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
See person papa ClintonNzedimma:
If Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest
Zlatan lost his Virginity before his parents
Zlatan kicked a horse neck, the horse descendants were known as girrafes
The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
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One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive
One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house
In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.
Zlatan beat Monalisa in a staring
competition
Before Mark Zuckerberg coded facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan
Zlatan Gmail account is gmail@zlatan.com
When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
When Zlatan Ibile saw Zlatan , He went back home as Ibile
When Zlatan gave a handshake to Banky W, Banky W started plaiting dada
When nairaland moves Zlatan topic to front page, they experience server error.
When Zlatan saw Naira Marley's soapy dance, he was disgusted, EFCC called Naira Marley back
When Wizkid met Zlatan, He became WizMan
When Zlatan wanted to vote, INEC servers started working
When Zlatan visited Aso Rock, Buhari was not lifeless
When Zlatan entered BBnaija, he evicted Big Brother.
When Zlatan came to game of thrones, Tyrion Lannister became a tall person
When Zlatan entered X-factor, he voted Simon Cowell out
When Zlatan is watching a movie with people at Silverbird cinema, and his phone rings, he pauses the movie
When Zlatan met Frank Edoho, the show was renamed Who wants to be a Zlatannaire
When Zlatan wants to write an exam, he is the one invigilating the invigilator
When Zlatan saw Local Man Can Can, Zlatan was still not impressed |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by BarryLondon007(m): 10:46pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
Earthquake3:
Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1 - When he was 10yrs, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
4. When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
6- The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
16 - Zlatan can kill two stones with one bird
17 - Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.
18 - Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears a pajama Zlatan.
19 - Zlatan plead guilty to murder and was acquitted.
20 - Zlatan can cut through a hot knife with butter
You no get work |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Demzay1(m): 11:15pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
I no send |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by coolh3ad(m): 11:48pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
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| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Seunnzy(m): 12:24am On Jul 09, 2019 |
Bunnatex:
I just love this man's confidence and self belief. It's among the things that kept him at the top. If not for the two LIVING LEGENDS RONALDO AND MESSI he might have won Balon D'or .. Won kini?someone that never came close to top 3sef |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by kayusely70(m): 1:52am On Jul 09, 2019 |
[color=#990000][/color] A complete footballer unlike 'one club player'. |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Ynix(m): 7:10am On Jul 09, 2019 |
If you don't celebrate yourself who will, who cares. |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Jokerman(m): 7:54am On Jul 09, 2019 |
Icon79:
Just take a look at my 3 forwards and tell me whom I should replace CR7 with
O pari
It's a matter of perspective bro.... My questio is why would you put R9 in midfield |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Nobody: 8:23am On Jul 09, 2019 |
Before I opened this thread. I knew it will all be a zlatan team. man's ego is second to non |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by ogbiwa: 8:46am On Jul 09, 2019 |
Jokerman:
Lol... My favorite team of all time though
Dino Zoff
Dani Alves. Beckenbauer Maldini R.carlos
Patrick Viera
Maradona Zidane
Messhit R9. CR7 Na wa o no Ronaldinho? Abeg now |
| Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chooses His Favourite Team Of All Time by Jokerman(m): 8:50am On Jul 09, 2019 |
ogbiwa:
Na wa o no Ronaldinho? Abeg now 2nd eleven |
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