frankkydee:












Why do people only see the bad side of things?

because everything that happens to their life is negative

ubunja:
She's been single for 5 months?



Lmfao that pussy must be sore from all the freelancing

girls fvck way too much when single than when dating

That's the first rule about dating.

How true is this? Most girls prefer to fvck within the confines of a relationship.

If you say masturbate i’d agree

dammyllare:

Nawa oooo ,take it easy on him abeg.
Truth be told, Nairaland has the highest number of kids both Men and Ladies.
The way they talk, relate, interact and joke is turn off already.
Most Nairaland guys are still under their mum's roof and does not even understand what it means to hustle and be a real man.
I see most Nairalanders as bullies who care only about like and share.
Between, if a Nairalander does this, most of the guys here will screenmunch and call her a hoe or witch.
I guess it is important everyone work on himself/herself to be a better person.
That Lady shoot her shot because she perceived a strong, intelligent, nice and respectful guy probably going through his tweet and all

Please pardon me,just sick of these people.

You are really matured in your reply so your type certainly deserve a shot by a beautiful,intelligent and down-to-earth lady(that is if you dont have one already)

But other Nigerian males on this forum are just so horrible and hateful many females here cant even deal anymore...too much masculine depravity.

Reason why a good number of ladies have left Nairaland...I hardly surf this forum too.

Straight conversation..and see were it ended unlike some dramatic bitches who will respond in a lame epileptic way.

MrCoker:


be careful, nah kidnapper be that guy

Hahahahahahahahah, he can't kidnap me in a public place, and broad daylight nah
And moreover God is protecting me. Lemme tell u a short story that happened two weeks ago.

I was bored one day, so bored mehn! I logged into facebook, then saw some new chats. There was this guy, matured, good looking, he typed hi, I replied hello, we got chatting. He's a cool guy. He asked how come I'm online on a Monday. I said mehn I'm bored he was like eeyah. We chatted about what we do for a living and all.

So he asked will I be free on Sunday? I said oh! Yes I will be free ! He smiled and said OK. And where do we meet up? I replied can u pick me up at home? He said no problem he will. I asked where are we going? He said a lovely bar on the island, just to wine and dine. I was like Wow! Great!

Then we chatted inbetween the week. Then later I sat myself down and I said but wait o! I don't know this guy o. He's a stranger and Vicky u want to go out with him?

I was quiet and I said to myself, but can't someone have fun in peace again? I'm so bored! I knelt down and prayed saying Oh God, u know I'm so bored, it's not like I'm going to have sex with this man, please protect me. Don't let anything bad happen to me. I know u love me as I love you too. Pls protect me Then I stood up and said nothing will happen with faith .

On Sunday, He came in the evening around 6pm, nice sparkling white rice, tall guy, muscular, fine smiles on his face. then we drove down to the island, chatting, laughing, gisting and all the way. Very cool guy. We got to the bar , lovely place.

there is even a band playing, comedians too came, did their stuffs, dancers came, shaking bums. Lots of drinks, barbecues, ice cream, so much to eat and drink , and people were dancing having fun. I was like Wow!
This is it!

We ate delicious Barbecues, we drank, he wanted me to drink more I said nah.. I'm full!

Then One his friends came around, he looks like a bouncer with huge muscles and I was like oops! I hope these guys won't kill me afterwards?

I readjusted my mind, I said God u are in control. Nothing will happen to me. All I want is just to have fun o, nothing more o! Chai! . I calmed down and I was chatting with them like warri babe . They were laughing so hard at my funny way of talking. I smiled, I said to myself good.

Then I told the guy who brought me, I have to go. I must be back home by 9pm.

They said oh why nah? I replied that's the rules where i live. The security guard locks up by 9:30pm, so I must be home before 9:30pm. I can't sleep out. They were like but I'm a big babe nag, and an adult too. Why should I accept such? I said its a long story. Lemme go. They shrugged and said OK.

So they excuse themselves to go talk elsewhere, I was still seated waiting for them, wondering how they hope to achieve the kidnap thing lol.

Then they came back and said OK if I want to go home, no wahala. It was like music in my ears. I was bit tipsy, stomach tight and i was so happy. The huge guy left. I heaved a sigh of relief. Lol

The guy who invited me said let's go then. .. Lemme drop u at home. I replied OK cool. As we were driving home, he said u are such fun to be wih. I smiled I said thanks. He said if it were some girls they will be so dull and quiet. I replied Every girl. Is not the same. So he drove down and drop me at home. As I was about coming down? I asked him do u do this often? As in take a random babe out, drink, eat ,laugh and gist? And I'm surprised u didn't touch me, u were a perfect gentle man.

He smiled he said erhmm he's different and felt connected with me when we chatted online and was like OK let go out? i was like really? wow! That's good! Guys like yourself are scarce .

Then he said he's married and he's not looking at having sex, he just want to have a great time with someone different , gist, be merry to relive Lagos stress. I was like that's good! OK drive safe. I walked back to my apartment with the security guard waiting, I gave him a red wine, as he opened the gate. He said ha! For me alone? I said yes. Enjoy! He replied Madam thank you o! I replied no wahala, I'm off. Goodnight, please lock up. Then I slept like a baby.

That's the first and last time I spoke with him. He doesn't chat with me anymore, I felt sad initially but i was like OK, he's weird sha but no prob.

Although it's risky o, babes don't try such stunts o!

shortgun:
Any girl that makes the first move on me will only get my d*ck.
If u want me so bad just give the green light and I will make the moves.
Girls should be reserved n desired....any guy who cannot woo a girl in this age needs to up his game.

Modified:
All of you deseased cows quoting me and insulting ur Ancestors.
May ur daughters,sisters nieces chase after men...
Only if u can say Amen.
I am a Man!, I decide the woman I want to be with..I select not to be selected.

All u girls planning to go n woo a boy...remember, one day when the going gets rough, he will tell u that u were d one who deceived him into marrying u, dat he never wanted u.
Allow a man to be a MAN....if he wants u he will do anything to get ur attention.
It's not our culture for women to woo men
It's an Abomination in Christianity.
I stand by my post, you cant live ur life n live mine.
Why we remain where we are is because everyone wants u to be like others...I am different.

Must you advertise your stupidity..what an archaic mentality...

Hantonia:
OK I get u now yea if I reject him he may feel bad but I will say becos i don't want him to feel bad and start playing games no wouldn't do such yea dey feel 2 . a man can always brace up immediately

So its good for a guy to express his feelings towards a lady, get rejected & feel bad in d process but its OK 4a lady not to express her feelings towards a guy cos of d fear of being rejected & feeling bad as a result of that rejection

dairykidd:


Kingdom advancement for God is tops but can u please explain what u mean by the bold.. I'm thinking u typed it wrongly & its not what u really meant

Oh OK, I type wrongly

Sex is unimportant for us at this period. That's what I should have said.

My mistake.

victorian:









Awwww
Amen and amen and Amen!
God please grant all these prayers people are praying for me o
And bless them as well.
God bless you too, and grant your heart desires amen

and HE will

Prettychichi21:


I dye here

DM

lexy2014:


So its good for a guy to express his feelings towards a lady, get rejected & feel bad in d process but its OK 4a lady not to express her feelings towards a guy cos of d fear of being rejected & feeling bad as a result of that rejection

y nt a lady can always express her feeling for me I can but some will beta keep mute over it have a couple of friends today who expressed der feeling declined cos I was going out wit someone den but today we good friends

Poanan:


Eeh a bank!? I don't think I get moved if I hear a guy works in a bank o.

Hmmm

Hantonia:
lol future hubby OK send me a pm

No beg me first. Time to do shakara small

macho44:
#WORD!!!

On god bro

DominantMale:


How true is this? Most girls prefer to fvck within the confines of a relationship.

If you say masturbate i’d agree

Why do you think single women have a far higher rate of STIs than single men?

victorian:









Hahahahahahahahah, he can't kidnap me in a public place, and broad daylight nah
And moreover God is protecting me. Lemme tell u a short story that happened two weeks ago.

I was bored one day, so bored mehn! I logged into facebook, then saw some new chats. There was this guy, matured, good looking, he typed hi, I replied hello, we got chatting. He's a cool guy. He asked how come I'm online on a Monday. I said mehn I'm bored he was like eeyah. We chatted about what we do for a living and all.

So he asked will I be free on Sunday? I said oh! Yes I will be free ! He smiled and said OK. And where do we meet up? I replied can u pick me up at home? He said no problem he will. I asked where are we going? He said a lovely bar on the island, just to wine and dine. I was like Wow! Great!

Then we chatted inbetween the week. Then later I sat myself down and I said but wait o! I don't know this guy o. He's a stranger and Vicky u want to go out with him?

I was quiet and I said to myself, but can't someone have fun in peace again? I'm so bored! I knelt down and prayed saying Oh God, u know I'm so bored, it's not like I'm going to have sex with this man, please protect me. Don't let anything bad happen to me. I know u love me as I love you too. Pls protect me Then I stood up and said nothing will happen with faith .

On Sunday, He came in the evening around 6pm, nice sparkling white rice, tall guy, muscular, fine smiles on his face. then we drove down to the island, chatting, laughing, gisting and all the way. Very cool guy. We got to the bar , lovely place.

there is even a band playing, comedians too came, did their stuffs, dancers came, shaking bums. Lots of drinks, barbecues, ice cream, so much to eat and drink , and people were dancing having fun. I was like Wow!
This is it!

We ate delicious Barbecues, we drank, he wanted me to drink more I said nah.. I'm full!

Then One his friends came around, he looks like a bouncer with huge muscles and I was like oops! I hope these guys won't kill me afterwards?

I readjusted my mind, I said God u are in control. Nothing will happen to me. All I want is just to have fun o, nothing more o! Chai! . I calmed down and I was chatting with them like warri babe . They were laughing so hard at my funny way of talking. I smiled, I said to myself good.

Then I told the guy who brought me, I have to go. I must be back home by 9pm.

They said oh why nah? I replied that's the rules where i live. The security guard locks up by 9:30pm, so I must be home before 9:30pm. I can't sleep out. They were like but I'm a big babe nag, and an adult too. Why should I accept such? I said its a long story. Lemme go. They shrugged and said OK.

So they excuse themselves to go talk elsewhere, I was still seated waiting for them, wondering how they hope to achieve the kidnap thing lol.

Then they came back and said OK if I want to go home, no wahala. It was like music in my ears. I was bit tipsy, stomach tight and i was so happy. The huge guy left. I heaved a sigh of relief. Lol

The guy who invited me said let's go then. .. Lemme drop u at home. I replied OK cool. As we were driving home, he said u are such fun to be wih. I smiled I said thanks. He said if it were some girls they will be so dull and quiet. I replied Every girl. Is not the same. So he drove down and drop me at home. As I was about coming down? I asked him do u do this often? As in take a random babe out, drink, eat ,laugh and gist? And I'm surprised u didn't touch me, u were a perfect gentle man.

He smiled he said erhmm he's different and felt connected with me when we chatted online and was like OK let go out? i was like really? wow! That's good! Guys like yourself are scarce .

Then he said he's married and he's not looking at having sex, he just want to have a great time with someone different , gist, be merry to relive Lagos stress. I was like that's good! OK drive safe. I walked back to my apartment with the security guard waiting, I gave him a red wine, as he opened the gate. He said ha! For me alone? I said yes. Enjoy! He replied Madam thank you o! I replied no wahala, I'm off. Goodnight, please lock up. Then I slept like a baby.

That's the first and last time I spoke with him. He doesn't chat with me anymore, I felt sad initially but i was like OK, he's weird sha but no prob.

Although it's risky o, babes don't try such stunts o!

Oya knee down for that corner and say, Fada Fada!!! , I thank you for securing my precious parts from the hands of ritualist in disguise as gentle men.

Fadaaa!!! I have learnt my lesson and i will not go out with this current Nairalander asking me out.

Any eyes of kidnappers, gbomo gbomo over my life, daddy, uproot them.

shortgun:

If u want me so bad just give the green light and I will make the moves.
Girls should be reserved n desired....any guy who cannot woo a girl in this age needs to up his game.

All u girls planning to go n woo a boy...remember, one day when the going gets rough, he will tell u that u were d one who deceived him into marrying u, dat he never wanted u.
Allow a man to be a MAN....if he wants u he will do anything to get ur attention.
It's not our culture for women to woo men
It's an Abomination in Christianity.
I stand by my post, you cant live ur life n live mine.
Why we remain where we are is because everyone wants u to be like others...I am different.

Preach. When I say this, people say I'm old fashioned but it is the plain truth. At least leave something for the man to look forward to.

Hantonia:
y nt a lady can always express her feeling for me I can but some will beta keep mute over it have a couple of friends today who expressed der feeling declined cos I was going out wit someone den but today we good friends

D absence of punctuation in ur comment leaves one trying to make sense of what u trying to say. But from what I can glean u have never attempted expressing ur feelings to a man b4

Hantonia:
am fyn

add me on your whatsapp with this my number +436765482588

lexy2014:


D absence of punctuation in ur comment leaves one trying to make sense of what u trying to say. But from what I can glean u have never attempted expressing ur feelings to a man b4

I have actually

MrCoker:


No beg me first. Time to do shakara small

lolzzz

ubunja:

Why do you think single women have a far higher rate of STIs than single men?

Lol. Show me stats bro.

MrCoker:


Oya knee down for that corner and say, Fada Fada!!! , I thank you for securing my precious parts from the hands of ritualist in disguise as gentle men.

Fadaaa!!! I have learnt my lesson and i will not go out with this current Nairalander asking me out.

Any eyes of kidnappers, gbomo gbomo over my life, daddy, uproot them.

Heheheheheheheheh


Amen!


But seriously i dont think the nairalander is a ritualist!

My discerning spirit says he simply wants to chat with me one on one , thats all

No fear! Im safe.

shortgun:
Any girl that makes the first move on me will only get my d*ck.
If u want me so bad just give the green light and I will make the moves.
Girls should be reserved n desired....any guy who cannot woo a girl in this age needs to up his game.

Modified:
All of you deseased cows quoting me and insulting ur Ancestors.
May ur daughters,sisters nieces chase after men...
Only if u can say Amen.
I am a Man!, I decide the woman I want to be with..I select not to be selected.

All u girls planning to go n woo a boy...remember, one day when the going gets rough, he will tell u that u were d one who deceived him into marrying u, dat he never wanted u.
Allow a man to be a MAN....if he wants u he will do anything to get ur attention.
It's not our culture for women to woo men
It's an Abomination in Christianity.
I stand by my post, you cant live ur life n live mine.
Why we remain where we are is because everyone wants u to be like others...I am different.

Objection my friend.. you are very wrong.
It's never an abomination, it's never a crime. Some guys are to busy to observe a lady first.
And any guy that says to a lady: after all, you made the first move: it's not a real man.

victorian:











Heheheheheheheheh


Amen!


But seriously i dont think the nairalander is a ritualist!

My discerning spirit says he simply wants to chat with me one on one , thats all

No fear! Im safe.

See as God dey use me do angel work for your life, you still no wan hear word.

Okay, have fun ooooo. Bring better news come back.

Hantonia:
lolzzz

Okay.. I don agree. Check your PM

Bbbwings:

Hmmm

What is this hmmm about? What are you trying to say? See dating a guy who works in a bank is basic. As in he is like the other guy who works elsewhere.

Let me say this, I don't get moved easily.

MrCoker:


See as God dey use me do angel work for your life, you still no wan hear word.

Okay, have fun ooooo. Bring better news come back.

Ok its well

Have heard

Angel Coker

Mimo!

DominantMale:


Lol. Show me stats bro.

hop over to Google

ubunja:
hop over to Google

Search word?

DominantMale:


Search word?

I can't spoonfeed you.

It's your homework

MrCoker:


Okay.. I don agree. Check your PM

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