What's this story I'm hearing?
NASS going on 'summer break'?!
What arrant nonsense!
Who starts a new job and goes on 2 months' holiday?!
Who is mad, you or your employers?
Abi, Nigeria, na so una mumu be?!?

The nation is in a STATE OF EMERGENCY, but you want to take a holiday?

Kidnappings, murder, mayhem, poverty at 69%, rife unemployment, malnutrition, suicides in unheard of numbers-
But una need break, abi?
If dem bon una wel, make una go d holiday.
I say, if ur mama bon u wel, go holiday.

LISTEN, THIS IS FOR ALL POLITICAL PARTIES-
We're going to practice 'pragmatic politics'.
If ur NASS member is late to plenary on Monday morning 15/07/2019, you better suspend them and submit the names of their primaries runner up.
Do this before noon of the date, or forfeit the seat-
Whether sanate president or newest member of parliament.
We'll maintain status quo on all court cases-
Via parties instead of candidates.

As for you Nigerians-
Una mumu don do?
Abi e still dey cook for faya?
Soon, hala go stat say y I dey tok lyk dis.
U giv pesin wok, e waka comot say him wan go flex.
Heheh.
Isok.
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Weda u gree shiaram o, na u sabi.
But u musto make choice.
Simpul.

I hail

TRUNN, The Quiet Revolution...
-Truth, Justice, Strength, Unity.