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My Worst Experience Ever by BUSHYANUS(m): 7:23pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
So I jamm this girl the other day I carry am go house Me I no know romance o, na straight to the engine Me and am struggle wey I manage commot hin pantey Then some new new scent start dey spray for room First I think say maybe some rat die for under my bed As I enter my rod for hin kpekus, then the odour come dey over flow The odour dey like rotten egg I kuku jump from am DRive am commot my room quick quick The room come dey smell like mortuary or public laterine I no fit sleep for dia that night Next morning odour still dey Na marijuana I still dey smoke for inside that room to neutralize that odour I swear I never smell anything like that before I don vow to remain virgin forever *spits* |
Re: My Worst Experience Ever by 40secondsguy(m): 7:37pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
I can relate bro ![]() These hoes ain't loyal ![]() When she says. .."I'm a virgin " ![]() 2 Likes
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Re: My Worst Experience Ever by BUSHYANUS(m): 7:38pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
40secondsguy: Take heart bros, we dey inside this togeda |
Re: My Worst Experience Ever by Lonestar124: 7:47pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
You would've tell her subtly to take her bath or watch her vagina if you don't like the smell coming from it. It is too much of heat and sweat, even as a man the gap between the scotrum absorb heat that form cell which smell badly, it is not how many time person takes bath or level of cleanliness but the intensity of heatness and sweatness which we africans are used to. Our weather is not helping in a kind of way to this effect. |
Re: My Worst Experience Ever by clive2u(m): 7:57pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
You forgot to use ur male account to post this 1 Like |
Re: My Worst Experience Ever by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Re: My Worst Experience Ever by Adasun(m): 8:01pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Lonestar124:would she have taken dat sh.it if she was in da guys shoes? |
Re: My Worst Experience Ever by Lonestar124: 8:31pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Adasun:we all have to create the awareness of politeness on each other the way we react to one another will determine the level of kindness and subtlety in our society, remember we learn from each other everyday. So, the change will start from me and you. |
Re: My Worst Experience Ever by Nobody: 8:34pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Never understood why someone would pose as a woman. Weird people dey naija |
Re: My Worst Experience Ever by Adasun(m): 8:47pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Lonestar124:the question is, are the bi.tches learning anything at all? |
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