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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by vicysegun: 8:26am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Fucking Mental Kolomental People | ![]() ![]() ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by ACE1010: 8:26am On Jul 16, 2019 |
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by nnanyereugo(m): 8:27am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Guys u just made my day...haq haq haq...it's a money laf ![]() 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by utenwuson: 8:27am On Jul 16, 2019 |
eghuan1:hehehehehehe....... Kill me with laughter |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by PrinceGallant: 8:31am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Fully prepared for the interview, I left Ibadan to Abeokuta to attend the job interview. I went to that venue and met some other job applicants. When it was my turn, they asked me just only two questions not related to my field of study. I was asked to introduce myself, after that, they asked if I can tell lies. And I told them frankly that I tell lies. Going out of the venue, I met some other prospective workers, they blamed me for saying them that I do tell lies. I just ignored them and travelled back to my state. The following week, I received a call to resume for the job in Lagos. I was elated and.... They only employed me to go and tell people lies. They are agent consultant to Ogun State Government, they collected revenues from small and big companies on behalf of Ministry of Commerce and Industry. I have to convince the owners, mangers, proprietors of companies and schools benefit of paying tax. We operated in Berger, Mowe, Akute, Alagbole Axis. Worst, we succeeded in revenue collection but they did not pay us our meagre salary. They would say they have not met the target to remit to Ogun State Government. They are still owing me four months now. Though I had left since 2012. 27 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Puregold3(f): 8:32am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Agbalanze: Can't stop laughing 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by abkrgumel(m): 8:33am On Jul 16, 2019 |
ThothHermes:Do you say from storey building ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by harry2sexy(m): 8:33am On Jul 16, 2019 |
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by eghuan1(m): 8:33am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Youngstar76: Don't worry, another corp member would have taken over now. 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by mkpurumma090(f): 8:34am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Is it not wickedness? 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by mistacoco2: 8:34am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Graduate are really suffering in naija oo. 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Nobody: 8:34am On Jul 16, 2019 |
eni4real: The pay is not fantastic bro. The average pay for most attendants and porters in Dubai Airport is AED 4,500. If you use Nigerian level to calculate your income, no be Nigerian level you go take spend am. 34 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by holafloyd(m): 8:37am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Olamsoh:When required to sell up to 200 decoders per month to get ur commission. 5 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Sheriman(m): 8:38am On Jul 16, 2019 |
ThothHermes:Nigerians are slaves and beggars even in their own Country. 6 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Nobody: 8:38am On Jul 16, 2019 |
eni4real: The pay is not fantastic bro. The average pay for most attendants and porters at Dubai Airport is AED 4,500/month. If you use Naija level to calculate your income, no be Naija level you go take spend am o. 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by olatunyemi(m): 8:39am On Jul 16, 2019 |
eghuan1: You're mad o. they are still waiting 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Manuscopy: 8:39am On Jul 16, 2019 |
It was way back 2011,I worked for an NGO as volunteer for 1 year without salary,the week they will permanent me i leave my duty post to go eat i stayed long as i comeback they come sack me.what d heal 25 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by abkrgumel(m): 8:41am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Ubdavis:.... And still owing |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by noni14(m): 8:42am On Jul 16, 2019 |
profjustine458:thanks for sharing, that was how hybrid feeds wanted to kill me i run for my life oh, after 2 years am still feeling that back pain, oluwa bless my hustle. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Ytea(f): 8:47am On Jul 16, 2019 |
kuuljay:Man you're funny too. 5 Likes
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by abkrgumel(m): 8:48am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Agbalanze: ![]() 6 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Bankalert(m): 8:48am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Let me kuku drop my own here.... At one time after secondary school, while I was looking for a job and admission to uni, I got this cleaner job, the pay was 5k in 2009. When I started the first day, it seemed okay... I even ran errands for her after cleaning and got to keep one small change...and was feeling happy... Lol The second day was something else... I resumed very early and was cleaning when the owner of the school came from nowhere and said while cleaning the class, I should be scrubbing the dirty wall(painted wall) of the class rooms... She even demonstrated it for me... In my mind, I was like on top how much nah... Just because I was desperate for a job?... My previous job paid even twice more... Na so I tell am say I don hear... But nah tomorrow things I go implement am. After close of work at noon, that was the last she heard of me. I am sure she was still waiting for me to come and be scrubbing the walls for her... Smh Abi is it the one that, someone looked at all my qualifications in Lagos for a teacher job, b.sc first class in a biological science course, plus certifications and priced me 23 k which I still took out of desperation... But to God be the glory, I am in a better place now(FG job abj) , not there yet but soon I will be.... I will refer to this in the nearest future.. Peace! 33 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by namiji2598: 8:49am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Slay queens should also drop the kind of suffer they pass through different dick ![]() ![]() ![]() 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Ijadun04(m): 8:53am On Jul 16, 2019 |
i experienced d same thing |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by JennyOfOldstones(f): 8:54am On Jul 16, 2019 |
I'm currently serving. When I was looking for a PPA, I and a friend went to look for a job at a military cantonment based on information we got that the military pays their lawyers well. We got there and we were told to wait to meet with their legal officer since they might have something for us. We were only able to meet with the officer 3 days later, after wasting transport money to come there and after waiting for hours on each of those days. We were told that there was an opening but we shouldn't expect to be paid more than 5k monthly(and my transport fare to the place is almost #800 daily). Now, I work for a firm with a policy that corpers would be paid just the transport money they need to come to work for the month and nothing more. ![]() 8 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by gideon1971(m): 8:58am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Manuscopy:lmaooooooo they have been planning for u ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Nobody: 8:58am On Jul 16, 2019 |
eghuan1: 4 Likes
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by dannybrasky(m): 9:00am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Back then in Bariga after secondary school,did waec and was waiting for result . As a born hustler,I would do any legit job to make sure I have my own little cash at hand. Name it, any hard job,omo boy was always ready lol. I tried hard but couldn't get something to do until a friend of mine asked if I would work as a sand lifter with basket from the lagoon at bariga. Mehn I was do danm happy like yaay I have finally gotten myself a gig lol,but guys I was wrong as what I saw wasn't what I expected ![]() Got to the lagoon down down after king sunny Ade's house,can't remember the name of the street. From the lagoon you can clearly see third mainland bridge. Oh b4 I forget,being overwhelmed with happiness I didn't bother asking what the pay was like. Fast forward got to the lagoon,saw some giant well chiseled bros them, going into the lagoon with basket to park sand and then bring it to the shores of the lagoon. As a strong omo boy I was still like no shaking I go chop this job for breakfast easy pizzy lol. Then came the shocker, there was this bros that was suppose to direct me on how to go about it,his name is Egbon Mufu. I asked some of the guys at the shore pls I'm asking for egbon Mufu,and then one pointed me at a direction and said there he is. Egbon Mufu was just coming out of the water with heavy basket of sand looking huge and well chiseled like a Greek god. I watched the way he struggled a bit to find his way to shore in order for him to dump the sand he got from the lagoon. He dumped the sand, stood there and was breathing heavily. And then one of the guys called him to inform him I was looking for him. NOTE, egbon Mufu was backing us when he was called upon,reacting to the call egbon couldn't turn his neck he had to turn his whole body cos his neck has already gotten stiff due to the pressure from the heavy basket of sand he carried couple with latic acid burning. In my mind I was like wtf,na so I won take die? Na so my neck go come break ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 135 Likes 18 Shares
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by ImaIma1(f): 9:03am On Jul 16, 2019 |
I remember after service, I got a job with a start up. My job was to call people everyday to join an "exclusive" club. I didn't even believe in the job. Even the name of the company was embarrassing that I was ashamed to tell people the name of the company where I worked. Funny enough, he was paying 40k. I remember the day i resigned 22 April 2010 because it was the day Da Grin died. 14 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by alphaNomega: 9:04am On Jul 16, 2019 |
eghuan1: You see that's the problem with black people and why we never progress as a society. The pay for a job is about 80k pm (school teacher), you get someone who is able to do it for 9,800 pm (NYSC) and feel the need to keep this staff only for you to now offer said staff 10k pm! 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Igbodicool(m): 9:07am On Jul 16, 2019 |
czarina:Anam achọ ọrụ hụrụ ọrụ gbaa ọsọ. 2 Likes |
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