A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; she instructed her son - to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is At site. After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile. (Women!!) She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap, while the man was trying to ask why? She repeated the slap, people 4rm neighborhood rushed around to know de cause of this. de man asked junior to tell everybody wat the lady said to him when he called, junior said "the number u r Trying To call Is not Reachable At The Moment Pls Try Again Later.....Fun

So damn funny! good one Bonie!

Na computer wan snatch husband from her

nice

hmmm..... MTN see what u can cause?...

not mtn terry1...but glo ;Di love that joke.

WOMEN ARE DAMN 2 JEALOUS

now tell me, if you were the man what would you do?

I will be confuse.

:d :d :d

the joke is damn to funny.we women can be jealousy sometimes.i can t blame da women

don't you know what woman means-woe to man

@Bonie
Now that really got me reeling.
Good one my guy.

A very nice joke,bt dnt spoil my glo network.407

i love this

What god has joined 2gether
I have a jealous lover as a friend. I don't know what 2 do, an d person is all over me e.g

d person wants me calling
wants me in dr pace thingz like that, and not that a quiet hoo

Am a S.O on my own or Damy 007

It's a serious matter. I think the woman was rather impatient and irascible.women, u need a lot of patience and perseverance 4 ur marriage to work

lmao  ;d  ;d  ;d

Oracle:

now tell me, if you were the man what would you do?

She might never walk on her two legs again coz i'll make that happen

Typical of a Nigeria woman hmmmmmmmmm what more do you expect from her, BAD!

we already understood you,you din't have to qoute it

:d :d

and u r looking like mumu - hot water plus peper - come let me teach u.

I cant stop laughing, @ferlie

and am sure she as make use of the tips.

nice joke lol

the woman don die if na me!

nice joke though.

What if the woman shot the man as he was returning home? I guess this's not what we'll be saying.

Patient should be a woman priority