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Pastors Are Hustlers! by Akiintom: 8:19am On Jul 28, 2019 |
Pastors are hustlers Good morning brethren and welcome to today's fellowship of common sense. Shall rise and have some words of prayer, before we listen to the message. Our lord and God FSM, we are grateful for the blessings of common sense and wokeness. As we listen to your words today, we ask that you grant understanding to gullible, reinforce the perception of the woke and at the end, may we all make the kingdom good without God, ramen. Who is a hustler? According to urban dictionary: Hustlers: People who are forced to use their Brains to make it in this world. They outsmart the smart, cunning and are streetsmarts. They know how to get money and are skilled at doing it. Also they can be so sly that they can sell you stuff you don't need. A perfect example of hustlers are the internet fraudstars aka yahoo yahoo guys. Hustlers make money off people, by manipulating the minds of their victims. They capitalize on the emotion of greed and illusionary tendency of their victims. To be able to do this, hustlers take their time to design a format (the way in which something is arranged or set out), which will serve as a bait and later as opium. For instance, Someone calls you from the blues, mentions your name, described certain details about your life and tells you that he works in Chevron and he has a business proposal of supplying oil pipes for you. He says God placed your number on his mind and that he's offering this contract of supply, as a favor. Because a lot folks are under the spell of the illusion called divine favor or supernatural breakthrough and are greedy, they fall for this format. I know a retiree, who lost his entire gratuity to this formatted scam. Now to the format that pastors use. The format is called GOALPOST SHIFTING. Goalpost shifting is the mental tricks of using more lies to defend the lies that have be found to be lies. For example, a pastor tells you that he can heal of any disease INSTANTLY. You come to him, he prays and did all his showmanship, you're not healed. To cover the lies of the scam called divine healing, pastor goes on to tell you that you're not healed, because you don't have FAITH. The lies go on till forever... Pastors tell their mugus that their Goalpost (miracle) is in Gen 2vs4, by the time the mugus get to genesis and no miracle happens, pastor shifts the post to Isaiah 4vs 6. Let me break it down for you... Take issue of health for example..... Pastors will say, according to 3 John 1: 2. Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in HEALTH, even as thy soul prospereth. God says that you can't be sick. The wish of God is that you be in good health. Therefore, you can't be sick, amen, hallelujah! Fast forward to two months later... The mugu discovered a lump in her breast. She went to see the doctor and the doctor says the lump must be removed. Mugu panicked and went to inform the pastor. Pastor shifts the goalpost from you can't be sick, to the next Goalpost of God can heal you.... Then pastor quotes..... Jeremiah 8: 22. Is there no balm in Gilead; is there no physician there? why then is not the health of the daughter of my people recovered? Isaiah 53: 5. But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. To reinforce the format, pastor will ask the mugu; whose reports will you believe? Doctor or God? Then he nails it with.... Romans 3: 4. God forbid: yea, let God be true, but every man a liar; as it is written, That thou mightest be justified in thy sayings, and mightest overcome when thou art judged. And when the lump becomes cancerous, the mugu goes to the pastor again. Pastors shifts to another goalpost..... Romans 4: 18. Who against HOPE believed in hope, that he might become the father of many nations; according to that which was spoken, So shall thy seed be. Pastor will ask the mugu to believe and hope for healing. Just as the fictional Sarah hoped and gave birth at 90 yrs of age. And when hope becomes hopelessness and the mugu now has breast cancer that has spread to her organs, the pastor still continues. This time, pastors will quote.... Daniel 3: 17. If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king. 18. But if not, be it known unto thee, O king, that we will not serve thy gods, nor worship the golden image which thou hast set up. This dying mugu is asked to hold on to her faith in God. She's told not to deny God, even if God looks on, as she suffers the excruciating pains of the cancer. And when death knocks on the door, the pastor delivers the finishing bullet. Philippians 1: 21. For to me to live is Christ, and to DIE is gain. The mugu is told to rejoice in the fact that she's going to heaven, which is the gain of her faith. The mugu dies and pastor moves on to another mugu. There are formats for every illusions, ignorance and greed, that plagues the religious folks. The ultimate losers in this game of fraud, are the gullible followers of pastors, who are mere hustlers. Conny man will forever continue to die needlessly and Conny man will continue to bury them. #epihanic 2 Likes |
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