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The Bro Code - (thread) by Olamsoh: 11:34am On Aug 08, 2019 |
EVERY BRO SHOULD SHARE THIS FOR OTHER BROs TO READ: • Bro before hoe - A 'Hoe' is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family • Weather a bro is into sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath • A bro is allowed to do something stupid as long as his bros are doing it. • A bro will not sleep with another bro's sister. However, a bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness. • Bros don't make eye contact during a devil's three way. • Even in a fight to the death, a bro never punches another bro in the groin. • A bro never publicly reveals how many people another bro has slept with. • A bro always enhances another bro's job description when introducing him. • If a bro ask another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave. • A bro shall not damage another bro's chances to score. • If a bro fails a challenge, it's ALWAYS the equipment's fault. • A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call, text or mail. • It's never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro's ex. • A bro always admit when they farted. • If your team beats your bro's team, you have 24 hours to rub it in. • Bros don't break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off. • When a bro wants to do something stupid, you film it. • All conversations between bros are subject to 'Bro to Bro confidentiality'. • A bro cannot give another bro a teddy bear. • A bro does not dare or challenge another bro to do anything they wouldn't try themselves. • A bro and a brother are not the same thing. • When a bro leaves his seat, that seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if another bro takes it. • A bro never let's his brokenhearted bro drink alone. • A bro never tickles another bro. • If bros shares a house/apartment, all bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow bro brings their date home. • A bro is NEVER afraid to fail. • A bro NEVER under ANY circumstances attempts to get with another bro's partner. • A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter. Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable. Add yours |
Re: The Bro Code - (thread) by Nobody: 12:18pm On Aug 08, 2019 |
nice post but I disagree with number 1 if a bro says shit about my hoo amma knock him out asap 1 Like |
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