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Long Sex May Kill You! by njoku10(m): 8:38pm On Aug 17, 2019
Long sex may kill you!

MEN BEWARE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU!!!

Few weeks ago, I was called to see a patient.
Without delay I rushed down the stairs and
headed to the hospital wards. The man was
sitting in the back seat of a car that brought him.
I watched him closely but there was no
respiratory efforts, I went for the pulse, not
palpable, no cardiac activity, pupils were dilated,
fixed and unreactive to light. I watched foam rush
through the mouth and nostrils. Obviously he is
dead.

Still panting from the unplanned exercise I did, I
felt bad I couldn't do anything for him.
Out of curiosity, I wanted to know how he got to
that point. The wife, a young lady in her late 30s
told me they were playing (having sex) when
suddenly he became distressed, struggling for air
and she tried to calm him all to no avail then she
raised alarm for help.

I quickly asked if her husband was hypertensive
and she admitted. I requested for his drugs,
luckily they came with his drugs. I went through
the drugs, and was able to identify some and it
included: digoxin, Viagra, lisinopril.

In my little mind I concluded the young man in
his late 40s "DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO THE
WIFE" (sex satisfaction) from heart attack.

My assumption may be right or wrong, but seeing
those 2 drugs, I won't be blamed for my
assumption. He may *Rest in peace to the dead.*
Have you imagined why men die more? Have you
ever noticed that there are more widows than
widowers? Just check in your little village, then
extend it to your community and you will be
surprised what you find. I just want to pick one of
the reasons I feel contributes to this. I will appeal
that this is solely my opinion, it may be wrong or
right.

*SATISFYING A WOMAN*

Every responsible man wants to satisfy his family
and wife in terms of providing for their basic
needs *and also satisfying his wife in bed.* But
doing this at the expense of the man's life is
what I want to condemn. It is a common
experience this days that *women openly talk
about how bad their spouses are in bed,* and
most times the woman makes life difficult for the
man by throwing abusive words at him. It is also
common to see a lot of products being openly
advertised and marketed for enhancement of
males sexual performance.

*A lot of women are responsible for their
husband's death* because of their excessive
demands for sexual satisfaction, and in the bid to
satisfy the woman the man take drugs that
endanger his health, and their lives are cut short.
If I may ask, *Is sexual satisfaction the basis of
relationships or marriage?* Some times some
women even asks for bigger penis and my fellow
man will be taking the risk to drink all sorts of
drugs just to enlarge his penis to satisfy the
woman. Is this not just mocking God who created
you? At the end *you may die SATISFYING A
WOMAN.* Why not ask the woman to reduce her
vagina to size you up instead?
It is important to note that a *man's sexual
performance depends on a lot of factors,* such as
stress, diet, medical conditions such as diabetes,
and drugs such as antihypertensives, as well as
relationship problems.

*How do you expect a man whom you nag,
starve, embarrass in public, whom you refuse to
support financially, who sleeps for less than 3
hours in a day, to satisfy you sexually?*
Sometimes the woman may go behind the man.
Most of the times the women will threaten to go
outside for the so called satisfaction and the man
will be struggling to take higher doses of the
drugs to satisfy her to prevent adultery from his
marriage.

But you know what? That woman you want to
satisfy at the expense of your own life started
having sex before the age of 12 years. She has
been experiencing several sexual activities until
the age of 25yrs or more before she got married.
*Before her marriage, she has experimented sex
widely with many men of different expertise and
energy capacities.* Unfortunately, she married
you, a single man with single capacity, but *she
is already addicted to different sex experiences.*
So how can you measure up, just one man, to
satisfy her?

Don't die in active service. Please your children,
friends and parents will need you alive. Don't die
in the attempt to satisfy a woman sexually. *Just
do what you can do* and leave the rest to God.
*If you die satisfying a woman immediately after
your burial other men will come and continue
from where you left of.

*Our dear wives and girlfriends, we are begging
you to help us live a little longer. If you don't
want to join the WIDOWS CLUB, please help us
financially, appreciate what we are trying to do
for you, encourage us to do more, stop the
nagging, go the extra mile to feed us well, give us
peace of mind, allow us sleep at night, let the
house be the home for also so that we can feel
happy coming home after our daily toil,
understand our health challenges, understand the
side effects of drugs we are taking, protect our
weaknesses, don't disgrace us to our children and
your friends, and above all pray for us.* Then we
will live longer for you and your children. Our
performances then will also improve when you
make us feel appreciated.

Men please do not harm yourself in any way by
trying to prove that you are a man. Research has
proved that ejaculating 2 -13 minutes is OK. If
you can go higher without drugs better; but do
not take drugs that will damage your heart.

*NOTE THAT IT IS NORMAL AND NATURAL WITH
MANY MEN TO EJACULATE WITHIN 2 MINUTES
OF INTERCOURSE.

In fact it is natural with several men to ejaculate
fast during the first intercourse so don't take any
drug for premature ejaculation, it's not a disease
to be treated.
The 2nd and 3rd rounds usually
take longer before ejaculation. Attempt to take
drugs to stay on a woman for longer time may kill
you and leave the woman for another man. It may
kill you prematurely so be very careful.

Many men have died trying to satisfy women.
*THEY DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO WOMEN*
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Re: Long Sex May Kill You! by Flyingngel(m): 10:16pm On Aug 17, 2019
According to COMEDIAN I GO DIE, two things are involved, either you cum or you go. I am the last person that will drink or take any drug for sex; wetin i dey stay ontop do pass 2mins? I wan drill borehole or perhaps gold? I cannot come and die because of pussy.
Re: Long Sex May Kill You! by issylarry(m): 5:30am On Aug 18, 2019
This should be in fp..mk dem hear..
Pus*sy is not worth dieing for,one pus&sy go anoda one go enta.inside life






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