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Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Yorisb: 6:10pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
ZIM DRILL: It worked, works and continues working. . . ![]() |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by citous(m): 6:20pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
ZIM DRILL: Just curious, wat do u use? |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by slap1(m): 9:52pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
You are the soldier ant in my boxers, the craw-craw on my buttocks and the abu nti in my nti. |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by ZIMDRILL(m): 10:02pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
cito us: chat up lines are for kids or teenagers if i see a nice lady i just approach her introduce myself and start to have a normal conversation if she is interested i would know from the way she talks to me and her answers lines are crap and wise woman would know that you are just saying it to please her, if a woman likes you she doesnt care about the chat up line all you need is to go to her and have chat and the rest fails into place |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Yorisb: 10:06pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
slap1:[/b] LAWD! U've actually used that? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by medjai(m): 11:33pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
I tried this before "damn! and I thought I was good looking". can't remember the outcome |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by citous(m): 11:45pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
ZIM DRILL: Whatever you said to her initially could be technically construed as your pick up line. From your introducing yourself to whatever breaks the ice. So in a way, you are using a pick up line without really knowing it. As I have said before, everyone uses what floats their boat, and because you don't use or have a pickup line doesn't make you more mature than others neither does it make others kids or teenagers. I use whatever breaks the ice and I don't try too hard on it by making up some lines or borrowing some lines previously used by someone else. I could make a joke if the moment calls for it or I could just give a compliment. Like my drill sergeant used to say, if it works then its right. |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by ZIMDRILL(m): 12:20am On Oct 25, 2010 |
cito us: do you know what is a pick up line ? a statement that you think will work to charm a girl my self i dont do statements/pick up line |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by chines4(m): 12:24am On Oct 25, 2010 |
i know im not a grocery item but i can tell when you are checking me out! Sorry I don't mean to , but I can't help it, you took my breath away |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by bluespice(f): 12:42am On Oct 25, 2010 |
Phate07: Phate07:i'll be on the floor if a dood used these on me, he'll definitely have my attention, harry potter will always be awesome |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Wumine(f): 12:59am On Oct 25, 2010 |
We went to the village for christmas and a guy (local champion) once walked up to me and started *love is a diseases, it is a pathogen you have stung me with**of course i dint wait to hear the end of it |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by citous(m): 2:05am On Oct 25, 2010 |
ZIM DRILL: Let me define it for u in case you are having problem with what it mean; A pick-up line is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging an unfamiliar person for humor, romance, or dating. Overt and sometimes humorous displays of romantic interest, pick-up lines advertise the wit of their speakers to their target listeners. Pick-up lines range from straight forward conversation openers; at its simplest as "hi", going through the full range to the most elaborate attempts including humor such as "If you were Spock's phaser, you would be set to stun" or "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together". Also, they can be to flirt, such as "Do you have a map, because I keep getting lost in your eyes." |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by slap1(m): 8:42am On Oct 25, 2010 |
Yorisb:Nah! Just joking.That should make a girl puke or run away. |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Phate07(m): 10:01am On Oct 25, 2010 |
bluespice:[b] You seem to be a Harry Potter fan. ![]() ![]() I know you want me to manage your mischief! ![]() You must be magical because I've fallen under your spell. Want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own. You don't need defense against my dark arts. Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing? ![]() The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand. ![]() I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts. I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you. ![]() If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you? ![]() I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts. Are you a bogart? 'Cause I have a fear of hot girls. ![]() Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake. Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming. They say I'm like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive. ![]() What's the password to your portrait? ![]() My heart's splinched without you. Yeah, I've got a pretty good batch of polyjuice going, wanna taste? ![]() I'm goblin. Let me stroke your vault. [/b] |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Nobody: 6:04pm On Oct 25, 2010 |
lol ![]() |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by lactemps(m): 6:17pm On Oct 25, 2010 |
Loooooooooooooool Have been cracking up here since, lovely lines!!! |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Phate07(m): 6:57am On Dec 04, 2010 |
Great lines. ![]() |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by manblaaque(m): 11:32am On Dec 05, 2010 |
try ds-WIL U BE D GINGA IN MY SWAGGAH?[color=#000099][/color] |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by violent(m): 1:39pm On Dec 05, 2010 |
Hi, my name is violent, and this is your lucky day ![]() |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by freecocoa(f): 2:59pm On Dec 05, 2010 |
A guy once walked up to me and said,excuse me,i just want to know how a beautiful girl like you could be a thief,and i was like,i beg ur pardon?he just smiled and said,angel you just stole ma heart(i almost vex o). |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Iyineda(m): 4:46pm On Dec 05, 2010 |
- "Honey, your flat tire just bought you a ticket to my flat." - "Girl, wait! You have something in your eyes. *keeps staring at the chicks eyes* It's beautiful." - "Do you know how to use a proper pick up line? *the girl is like WTF o_O* "Because I don't." *the girl laughs and thinks the dude is cute and funny* |
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