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Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by jokingmary(m): 6:40am On Jan 05, 2011
Efemena_xy:

I mean, is everything okay upstairs? undecided
I think you should check downstairs undecided
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 11:48am On Jan 05, 2011
hey JM, how far now cheesy cheesy
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by koolchicco: 12:16pm On Jan 05, 2011
Kikikkikkikiki @ JKMary - Nice one! cheesy
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 1:39pm On Jan 05, 2011
^^^

Guy take am easy now . . .na the first time wey you go laugh to joke be this wey you just dey pour spit for my face. angry angry

Abeg @Element i fit come sitdown beside you? grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by nich(m): 1:48pm On Jan 05, 2011
Pharoh! No tell me say your heart is still hardened: you still never repent? lipsrsealed

Happie nu year brov! grin tongue
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 2:03pm On Jan 05, 2011
Oga Nich . . shocked cheesy

Happy new year oooo my loving brother . . . na where you hide Whizkid. smiley

I am still in the process of repenting oooo . . . just dey llok how the year go be before i make my Dseetion. grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 2:19pm On Jan 05, 2011
abeg decide jor and dont be stubborn like 'pharoah' grin wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 2:27pm On Jan 05, 2011
^^ So King Pharoh is stubborn? undecided undecided

how? in what aspect?? tongue

abeg gist me jor grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 2:30pm On Jan 05, 2011
^^^ U and gist lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 2:32pm On Jan 05, 2011
B/4 nko?

abeg spread the knowledge jor! grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 2:37pm On Jan 05, 2011
make d guy drop im bad manners of last year, im no wan do am, i sure say even if d guy drop am self, im still fit reconsider carrying it (well make i no lie, if condition knack me for body, i fit vex go borrow my own too, last year never go finish grin grin grin grin)
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 2:39pm On Jan 05, 2011
what's popping? cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 2:40pm On Jan 05, 2011
Mr.Bones:

what's popping? cool
and the wanderer returneth grin grin grin, wats up bro wink wink wink, happy new year
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 2:41pm On Jan 05, 2011
Element G:

make d guy drop im bad manners of last year, im no wan do am, i sure say even if d guy drop am self, im still fit reconsider carrying it (well make i no lie, if condition knack me for body, i fit vex go borrow my own too, last year never go finish grin grin grin grin)

really?

wetin happen last year?

e be like say I miss out on serious fun heare!  cheesy cheesy

Mr.Bones:

what's popping? cool

so you don finally return from village

how village cafe and village life now? grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 2:43pm On Jan 05, 2011
Efemena_xy:

really?

wetin happen last year?

e be like say I miss out on serious fun heare!  cheesy cheesy

efe na sure thing say everyone go get coma for their character last year, well its time to convert them to full stops but since my brother here pharoh isnt u know ready to decide, i guess i just av to call him stubborn

but wait a minute, d guy fit dey see profits for there ooo grin grin grin grin, maybe dats y he doesnt want to abandon dem wink wink wink
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 2:44pm On Jan 05, 2011
wait wait, Efe, av u ever been on any thread made by ID? undecided undecided undecided
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 2:44pm On Jan 05, 2011
nope

why??
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 2:45pm On Jan 05, 2011
Element G:

and the wanderer returneth grin grin grin, wats up bro wink wink wink, happy new year

not yet not yet  grin but i don dey pass moses sha wink happy new year bro  kiss (int gay)




Efemena_xy:



so you don finally return from village

how village cafe and village life now? grin grin

not back yet honey. i missssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss u
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 2:47pm On Jan 05, 2011
really? Na so village life sweet u for body? cheesy cheesy
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 2:49pm On Jan 05, 2011
Efe, u dey miss, u better tell bones make he carry u go village go see mama,

man as dat woman old reach na so her strength dey build make she fit pound yam, efe i swear if u eat her pounded yam, all the sorrows in your life will vanish

too bad i didnt go dis year, @bones, hope say mama no vex for me undecided undecided undecided
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 2:51pm On Jan 05, 2011
Mama still dey wakka with stick?


No orfiences
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 2:53pm On Jan 05, 2011
Element G:

Efe, u dey miss, u better tell bones make he carry u go village go see mama,

man as dat woman old reach na so her strength dey build make she fit pound yam, efe i swear if u eat her pounded yam, all the sorrows in your life will vanish

too bad i didnt go dis year, @bones, hope say mama no vex for me undecided undecided undecided

really?? Oya me I wan sample this famous pounded yam of yours

@Vicks

I don miss you wella kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 2:55pm On Jan 05, 2011
Studio CFR:

Mama still dey wakka with stick?


No orfiences
deaf human being, u hear me say stick for there, u better no let make bones handle u. The guy cherish our mumsy pass im wife oooo grin grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 3:05pm On Jan 05, 2011
wetin do Vicks tongue fingers sef?

abi dem tie am e get frost bite??
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 3:08pm On Jan 05, 2011
frost bite ke? our village no too dey dat cold na? undecided undecided undecided
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 3:08pm On Jan 05, 2011
Studio CFR:

Mama still dey wakka with stick?


No orfiences


lol change u no change  cool

Element G:

Efe, u dey miss, u better tell bones make he carry u go village go see mama,

man as dat woman old reach na so her strength dey build make she fit pound yam, efe i swear if u eat her pounded yam, all the sorrows in your life will vanish

too bad i didnt go dis year, @bones, hope say mama no vex for me undecided undecided undecided



at least her dental configuration is complete compared to[b] ur[/b] mama  grin grin grin

Efemena_xy:


@Vicks

I don miss you wella  kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss( i hope no be plane flight miss own sha)

wont be long hon, maybe a wk wink
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 3:10pm On Jan 05, 2011
Efemena_xy:

wetin do Vicks tongue fingers sef?

abi dem tie am e get frost bite??

ma fingers don gain tooo much pounds now. na slow we dey tongue tongue tongue
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 3:12pm On Jan 05, 2011
lol, d woman don stuff u up grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 3:14pm On Jan 05, 2011
what can i say?? grin grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 3:15pm On Jan 05, 2011
nothing, absolutely nothing, its impossible to talk when ur being forced to eat chicken right now (even though ur belle don full reach throat) grin grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 3:15pm On Jan 05, 2011
wey efe sef!! i hear say her 25th celeb. turkey got burnt  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy tongue tongue tongue
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 3:16pm On Jan 05, 2011
lol, u are taunting her, if she catch u ehh, she will define wat it is to lose dat kind of turkey cheesy cheesy cheesy

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