The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, madam. I've come to, "
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
babies"
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of, " gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure"
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
um, equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we
can get to work."
"Tripod??"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? , Good Lord, she's
fainted!!"

Heard it b4. Funny sha

, me likey!

old joke

yes na - but I nor wan say na my joke be dis

Old.

Recycled

Babe this joke belonged to u originally

I know O!

But if I talk, peeps go say Efe dey greedy

Efemena_xy:

old joke

While must you come in here and spoil it? not everyone has seen this joke before. . .if you've seen a joke or think it's old IGNORE it. So counter productive with most of your posts.

Seconded

Dolemite:

While must you come in here and spoil it? not everyone has seen this joke before. . .if you've seen a joke or think it's old IGNORE it. So counter productive with most of your posts.

maybe peeps like u should make the effort to read a couple of pages worth of jokes b/4 reposting old jokes??

counter productive or not, I say it like it is - nothing do me jor!

Studio CFR:

Seconded

'n I see you're still vying for my attention aren't you?

trust me, e go tire you - I nor send.

do your thing make i do my thing and stop feeling like a thing ontop nothing.

SECONDED NA YOUR BAPTISM NAME

you're the one vying for my attention - but i no get your time.
i no send you.
you're on your own.

see as u just dey use my swaggs anyhow - ABOKI

^^ u neva talk finish - continue jor

with slap abi?

^^ U WAN DIE B THAT!!

Na wa oh! Must u guys quarel on every thread

No mind them. they are in love.

i no fit love woman wey dey drink dry gin

lbotus:

No mind them. they are in love.

^^ I jump am pass  

Studio CFR:

i no fit love woman wey dey drink dry gin

pls stay at home and tend to your claps man

**nland's one & only ashi**

^^^hehehehe.

But studio is a fine guy even with his gorimakpa head.

Hahahahahaha!!!
U guys r really.

u gurls should keep talking - i'm listening.

shebi you wan tell us say you nor know the meaning of claps??

hmmm??

u mean the one inbetween your legs?

you're so thick man

no worry e go better

Whatevs