Germany I smell foul play

We are a very big funeral company based in Lagos. We specialize in handling all kinds animal corpses ranging from goat, cow, snake and elephant. Our undertakers are well trained for this. Please somebody should link me to Octopus Paul's father for possible negotiation.

Hope he predicted his death?

Sorry o.

ATTENTION PLEASE

We are an intl charity org

We have been contacted to raise a sum
of $2M for the families of the late Paul

If interested kindly drop your contact
details here and also your acct balance

SHALOM

IBB should be linked to this.

Where is the funeral holding? Because i would like to be there. No car would be allowed to park around the vicinity to prevent car bomb explosion. Pls, invite all our living past Heads of State and if IBB would not be present, let me know so that i can as well stay at home

An oracle goes home!!!!!!!!!!!

REDUCE BODY FAT FAST!!!! Octopus meat for sale!

BENEFITS OF EATING OCTOPUS:

-zero cholesterol. . .free from fatty acids, stroke, heart attack, high bp.
-zero bone. . .less work by the teeth. . .even a two year old can finish a plate
-high calcium content (sea food u know) for strong bones
-moderate sodium content
-chlorine for fighting germs
-tastes real good. . .u don't need A1, onga, maggi, knorr, etc.
-good to use as point and kill delicacy

in fact, the benefits are not exhaustive.

now that daddy paul has passed on, I wish to let u all know that I have been empowered to sell of the meat (2 kilo per family of 4) at the rate of $1000/kilo.

Interested families should contact Donmeca, the king of the sea immediately. Offer valid while stock lasts.

warning: People have been calling me and paying up from all over Europe and America. . .I want my African brethren to share i this once in a life time opportunity.

Doez it means Meister Paul culdnt predict it'z own death? Well, i learnt dat tha max age they can attain iz 3 yrz b4 death wld come knockin @ tha door. Iz dat true/false? RIP meister soothsayer. Lol!

oracle ko, database ni abi octopus mutallab.

Our enemies(Germans) have done their worst. With great sadness and gratitude to God for a life sportingly spent, our family home and abroad, on land and in the oceans, wishes to announce the untimely death of Our grandfather,father, uncle,, husband, brother, son, and friend, the undoubtedly King of octopuses, Octopus Paul Ejiogbe GCON at the shocking age of 2 years. Due to logistics for people who will be unable to join us at our German family home, burial service will hold simultaneously at our family in Eti-Osa, Lagos, Nigeria on Saturday, October 30 and also all over Spain. Reception party thereafter at Eagle Square Abuja.

In accordance with our unique tradition, Aso-ebi is fifty thousand dollars. See Aisha for account details. Please make payments promptly and avoid the mad rush .

He is survived by several wives and multiple children(DNA tests will be conducted to verify claims) including

Octopus BecomeRich Canada
Octopus MamaGee  UK
Octopus Jarus (still in Nigeria but working furiously on his visa)

A colleague just drew my attention to this post in office this afternoon . . . .

I still see ppl asking why the octopus failed to predict its own death without even knowing how the poor octopus functions. As far as i know, the octopus correctly predicted the 7 world cup matches involving Germany. And the final btw the Netherlands and spain. and a lots of fooball betting fans like myself made some good [b]Cash [/b]throug its preditions i can tell you that. this is how it worked:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmYaVrd5KKo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-UkqTshWyk

Lol,autopsy ain't 100% accurate.Who knows what may have killed d octopus(it may have been sum pple,assasins or sumtin).Investigations should be carried out

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I will be waiting to receive your mail soonest,remember color,race,religion,etc does not matter in real love but care,love and trust matter a lot.Till then remained blessed.
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ccollins:

Lol,autopsy ain't 100% accurate.Who knows what may have killed d octopus(it may have been sum pple,assasins or sumtin).Investigations should be carried out

But it was already known that Mr Octopus will not live to see the next Europeans's cup. He was already 2 and a half years old b4 he passed away.

When asked when Nigeria will be better, the Octopus slumped at what it saw and never recovered . . . uncountable zeros after 1

mounace120:

Hello,
my name is Mounace i was looking for a real and everlasting relationship and i came across your profle in this site and it attracted me to write to you.I will like you to write to me with my private email address (mounace44@yahoo.com) for more introduction and also to see my picture.
I will be waiting to receive your mail soonest,remember color,race,religion,etc does not matter in real love but care,love and trust matter a lot.Till then remained blessed.
Miss Mounace
mounace44@yahoo.com

lol. All these scammers no dey give up o! Una no dey change format? Same format everyday. BTW, the octopus don die. Abi you want scam dead octopus?

we need some one to represent the octopus maybe GOGO, can be one . . .no offence

Thank God for NL, i never laff lyk dis before !!!