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Stay In Us by whiteroses(f): 8:49pm On Oct 26, 2010
An igbo man called his mother from USA

Man: Mom, I have the HIV

Mom: Chineke mei, ee woo, Dont come back home woo, my son woo

Man: why mom?

Mother: If you come back, then your wife will be infected. from your wife to your brother, from your brother to our maid, from our maid to your dad woo, from your dad to my sister, from my sister to her husband, from him to me, from me to the gardner, from the gardner to
your sister. And if your sister catch am kpere, then the whole village will be infected. so my son woo have mercy on me and stay in USA woo and when you die, tell them to roast you very well before they post you, EE WOOO they have finished my son
grin
Re: Stay In Us by Nobody: 9:16pm On Oct 26, 2010
Called me vulgar but I love this joke grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Stay In Us by carmelia(f): 9:17pm On Oct 26, 2010
Lwkmd,ewoo,i evn hd 2 read d joke out 2 my mom cos she ws wondering Y i ws lafn so hard n nw she sef de laff,
Re: Stay In Us by Osama10(m): 9:22pm On Oct 26, 2010
What a joke, thats really funny.
Re: Stay In Us by 9jvirgin(m): 9:47pm On Oct 26, 2010
the whole family enjoys themselves as in d days of sodom and gomorrah and like china of the modern day. Oga ooo. No wonder the guy in US caught HIV. He be like say s_x na their food. Crazy family. Welldone poster
Re: Stay In Us by EfemenaXY: 10:08pm On Oct 26, 2010
What a promiscious family!! shocked shocked shocked

Nice 1 @poster! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Stay In Us by nellaluv(f): 11:00pm On Oct 26, 2010
:d :d :d
Re: Stay In Us by Dyt(f): 11:59pm On Oct 26, 2010
giggles continuosly
Re: Stay In Us by bashydemy(m): 3:27am On Oct 27, 2010
I no fit laugh would love to be a member of this Family
Re: Stay In Us by Nobody: 10:17am On Oct 27, 2010
wow!
Re: Stay In Us by CArt(m): 3:18pm On Oct 28, 2010
This kind family get as e be.

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