This lady living in my compound that is always pouring water on the road and on the men that go to urinate at the wall opposite our compound.
She will always pour water into the veranda of the man living below her or on the floor of hers and it trickles into that of the man. The man will complain and complain and she will apologize to close case. She will pour water on the men that go to urinate at that wall, hide and laugh hard after they finish ranting and leave.
Some while they are ranting, she will come out and starting asking them while they have been shouting, that what is the problem? And behave as if she doesn't know what she did. And when they tell her that somebody poured them water, she will now ask them, is that why you are disturbing the whole neighbourhood with noise?
She will then ask them, what where you even doing that they poured you water? On the asking of that question, the men will just jejely keep quiet and be going.
The few that gather the boldness to tell her what they were doing, she will tell them that since they have been blessing that place with their holy water, and irrigating the weeds there to grow well, can't someone bless them with small rain? That they shouldn't be angry that the rain is just a sign of blessings from the lord, that people who give also receive.
Some, when she pours them water, they turn, look around up and when they can't find the person, they finish their urination, keep quiet and go, probably because of guilty conscience that they are urinating at a wrong place, because it's clearly written on the wall pls do not urinate here.
She finally got caught. One day, a man was already urinating and another man came to join him to urinate, her target probably was to pour water on the two of them at the same time and just as she poured the water, the first man trying to look at the other man who joined him, looked up because the second man looked back at him and caught her.
But trying to pour the water on the two of them, she did it hastily and poured it mainly on the first man and just little touched the second man.
The first man shouted at her why you pour me water. Instead of the woman to apologize o, she started claiming right. That was how the thing turned to full blown argument. And the second man even complained that he has also been poured water there before.
She was busy asking the man that why did he urinate there? Despite the fact it was clearly written there pls do not urinate here. That why is it that it's only men that come to urinate there, that women never come to urinate there.
When the people there now asked her why she poured the man water. She said she has been warning the men that go there to urinate to stop but they tell her that there is nothing she can do, that she is just a lady, so she decided to take matters into her own hands. That she will start storing water she used to wash meat or fish and pour them.
That in fact, that she is going to go and draw a line on what she wrote before and change it from pls do not urinate here to urinate and be urinated on.

Unwritten law...

In Nigeria there is no wrong place to urinate... If you write do not urinate here, everybody begins to see that spot as a toilet... Nigerians will always be Nigerians...


In my area some one wrote do not urinate here but people kept peeing there, at she some point they added 'idiot' to the start of the sentence but nothing worked... The only way they made people stop was by breaking down the walls and building shops there



Nigerian no send o... If you like put juju there, them go piss on top, shake dick put inside trouser waka go

I have seen places where nothing was written on the wall and nobody urinated there.. But later on when the people painted the walls they decided to write do not urinate here and that was how that place became toilet..

IamPlato:
Unwritten law...

In Nigeria there is no wrong place to urinate... If you write do not urinate here, everybody begins to see that spot as a toilet... Nigerians will always be Nigerians...


In my area some one wrote do not urinate here but people kept peeing there, at she some point they added 'idiot' to the start of the sentence but nothing worked... The only way they made people stop was by breaking down the walls and building shops there



Nigerian no send o... If you like put juju there, them go piss on top, shake dick put inside trouser waka go

Exactly. I know a place. On the wall they wrote,"urinate here, we need it for ritual."
still no change.
But as much as it is offending seeing someone urinate publicly, she was simply looking for trouble.

Blackivy27:
Exactly. I know a place. On the wall they wrote,"urinate here, we need it for ritual."
still no change.
But as much as it is offending seeing someone urinate publicly, she was simply looking for trouble.

that's true girl

IamPlato:
Unwritten law...

In Nigeria there is no wrong place to urinate... If you write do not urinate here, everybody begins to see that spot as a toilet... Nigerians will always be Nigerians...


In my area some one wrote do not urinate here but people kept peeing there, at she some point they added 'idiot' to the start of the sentence but nothing worked... The only way they made people stop was by breaking down the walls and building shops there



Nigerian no send o... If you like put juju there, them go piss on top, shake dick put inside trouser waka go

Nawa o, this one too much.